planedriver Posted April 10, 2010 Posted April 10, 2010 "Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track for The Spring Handycap Cup, I'm your announcer and race caller Richard Small. Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up... In lane 1. We have Passionate Lady In lane 2. Bare Belly In lane 3. Silk Panties In lane 4. Conscience In lane 5. Jockey Shorts In lane 6. Clean Sheets In lane 7. Thighs In lane 8. Big Richard In lane 9. Heavy Bosom And finally In lane 10. Merry Cherry They're all lined up waiting for the starters flag. AND THEY'RE OFF!!! Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Richard is in a rather dangerous spot. AT THE HALFWAY MARK: It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Richard is trying hard. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Richard. AT THE STRETCH: Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Richard is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming. AT THE FINISH: It's Big Richard giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Richard has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Richard comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head... Bare Belly shows... Thighs weakens... Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets did'nt stand much of a chance."
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