M5 Traffic Debacle

[planedriver]

Thousands of drivers are stuck in a traffic jam on the M3 Motorway North of Sydney following an accident, which the boof heads seem to be uncapable of sorting out.

 

Nothing has moved for about 9hrs when suddenly a man knocks on the window of my car.

 

Rolling down the window I asked "What's going on?"

 

"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard, Michael Bushby from the RTA and Roads Minister David Campbell.

 

They're asking for a 10 million bucks ransom, or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire, so we're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

 

I asked, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

 

"Most people are donating a minimum of 5 litres of un-leaded, and some donating boxes of matches":big_grin:.

 

 

[Tomo]

 

[DarkSarcasm]

:thumb_up:

 

 

[BigPete]

Where do I send my five liters to?

 

regards

 

 

[Relfy]

I'll throw in my fuel cards!

 

 

[Guest Walter Buschor]

Can I strike it!!!

 

 

[DarkSarcasm]

I'll put in the entire 40L in my petrol tank

 

 

[planedriver]

Where do I send my five liters to?regards

Here you are Kev, i'm returning some of your ill-gained taxes.

 

Wanna light boy:question::kboom:

 

 

[Guest Wigg]

In my opinion throw all polies in there they are all as bad as one another. I will supply matches & kindling to keep it burning

 

 

[ahlocks]

Aw bugga! ...and I'd just figured a way to keep the local firies distracted too....

 

 

[ahlocks]

Double Damn!! I've sent the keg to the wrong stations....

 

 

[planedriver]

Double Damn!! I've sent the keg to the wrong stations....

"Oh! what a blow"

 

Was that a keg of VB, New, or Tooheys Draught?