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........in her prime as a kick boxer. She was only ever beaten by EE, and not many people know that she was one of the last people to see EE alive. They'd just walked the Kokoda Trail together, up and back and were discussing the best navigation method for the next leg. Mavis suggested EE use Ozrunways and EE insisted on compass and quill and a fight broke out in the Mess. EE won and the rest is history.

 

Sometimes Mavis .........

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....his straw hat that the tassels hang from. "It's the hat that always gets them in", said Turbo with a sly grin. "It's a real chick magnet hat, and when I put the tassels on it, they can't resist it! Of course, I actually put the tassels on to repel the flies (they're pretty bad on the farm, now), but then I found they attracted pretty girls like when I wore a race drivers suit!"

 

"You were a race driver, too??!", squealed Mavis in delight. "Tell me more! What did you drive, and what racetracks did you drive on?"

 

"Well", said Turbs modestly, "I didn't really drive, they just let me wear the suit, 'cos I got to grease the.......

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they even let me drive the tractor with the water tank on "that "trailer"[cappy knows about that "trailer"and the things that went on inside!] ,,,,, in which "Mavis lost her .............

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......ery nice scarf that was a present from her Grandma. This loss made Mavis very upset, and she spent a long time looking for that scarf - until the day she came to the realisation, that the tassels on Turbos hat were made from that very same material that the scarf had been made from, and it was just too coincidental that.....

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........ the best & most realistic Don Dunstan (SAref) impression (AND he still lives the full DD lifestyle), all enhanced by the very erotic tassels on his hat (as spotted by Mavis & Onesie, [whose relationship developed considerable sexual tension as they discussed Turbo's tassels & "comforted each other"], which all goes to prove that when push comes to shove, Turbs really is an old ......... (NTTIAWWT)

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........Queenslanders started refining it from Barrier Reef Giant Clam blood, and juscking the price thourgh the roof. The Corvette had never run the same since Turbo's quick trip to Queensland to help Cappy out with a Tenant issue, and ....................

 

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For all younger NESers, below are some pics of the "look" that Tubb is running with these days.

 

HE HAS THESE EXACT SHORTS (AND LEGS)

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THAT SMOULDERING LOOK TURBO GETS.

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"TURBO AS I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM" SAID MAVIS.

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..... say fairwell to his honest, christian & wholesome working class background, to join the world of flyboys (and girls NTTIAWWT) & american sportscar drivers ("Mine's bigger than an MX 5" Turbo had said when the Skipper first met him), with the end result being that with his legal and baristorial background, the Skipper has been defending Turbo & Salty ever since, against accusations of .......

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