Slarti thought that this might be a good time to find a way to offer technical support to a fictional character in a virtual environment via a third person perspective and a second rate attitude.
"It's a PEBKAC issue Tubby", he opined pointedly, having always wanted to be that rude while giving technical support to the technically challenged.
"You must be using 'Quick Reply' instead of 'Reply' fool", he continued, warming to the opportunity.
"Click on 'Go Advanced' or use 'Reply' in the first place".
"Failing that, find the box your computer came in, pack it up, take it back to the shop where you bought it, and tell them you're too stupid to own a computer".
That should do it slarti thought. He'll never again be asked to help with anything. Or invited to parties, except perhaps in Shun City.
"I wonder what the CTAF frequency for Shun City is?" he thought to himself.
"I bet they don't have ATIS."
So, off went slarti into the self-imposed (and recently reinforced) hermitdom from which he slunk.
The last thing he was heard to mutter as he re-entered the Cheetah cave was, "I hope there's some feature like a 1,200 foot hexagonal spire like that one in Wyoming they used for Close Encounters of the Third Kind so I can navigate there VFR, otherwise I'm stuffed".