GROSS HUMOUR WARNING!!!!
An old gentleman was sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons and a similarly aged lady sat next to him.
They started chatting - mainly about the "good old days".
It wasn't long before they were holding hands and smiling coyly at each other.
The old gent invited his new friend back to his room in the nursing home and she agreed.
Several cups of tea later, the old gent suggested a roll in the hay for old time's sakes.
The old lady smiled and said, "Good idea. Why not?"
Al little later, they were in a particularly intimate position in bed when the old lady stopped and said, "Shame about the Titanic, wasn't it?'
The old gent asked in surprise, "What makes you bring that up?"
She replied, "Oh, it's not important really. I was just reading the piece of newspaper stuck to your bum."
You were warned!