hihosland

we had 7points in the rain gauge this morning. My USA son in law works with a decimal inch tape measure ie 10 divisions to the inch.

brown sauce in a coke bottle?

... location at the Lost Dogs Home where the sequence of photos from before and after the throwing of the bucket of water were the greatest hit since riots over TurboEnterprises ersatz Smackos. The Smackos turned a suspicious brown colour and caused all the bitches to.......... ..............

.......Ghislaine and was already in it up to his neck and did not require any top up from Turbo's turd stockpile because...............

...SPLAT Went bull who was never much of a techno type and having completely failed to take a position to absorb the Winchester's recoil flipped backward over the rail and off the walkway into a slurry of Turbo Enterprises seething raw material for the manufacture of..............

" Golden joystick [avref] ,now turdo boy was really in trouble with commie dan from prictoria as he was seen sneaking out of his quarantine to go to............... " .......low level aerobatic manouvers with captain Doubtfire all without benefit of any aeronautical device as all machines were secured in stage 4 lock down. Never the less half way through these activities cpt Doubtfire demonstrated the pervasive effects of Bernoli's thesis by ......

Dan the Man's super spreader super machine as supplied by Turbo Enterprises super phosphate aerial works, Turbo in consultation with Donald Trump had convinced DJT that aerial dispersing of a combination of superphosphate (BS ref) and hydroxyquinone would suppress and eventually eliminate all corona viruses in all states marked in red on DJT 's wall chart. So thought the Donald that's how Jucinta managed to knock the virus, I must tell Pompeo to immediately......

only the train driver's wife

... B&W balls so coloured as a result of trying on Turbo's discarded pink panty hose. After extricating himself from the constricting pink stricture he, seeking a more appropriate sizing entered "tied up in pink panty hose" into Google images search engine. Upon viewing the resulting flood of purience he ...........

closing speed is at speed of light if one spacecraft is at less than light speed. however since both objects are at the speed of light they are both of infinite mass and are requiring infinite energy to propel them therefore the situation cannot occur. they cannot approach each other therefore the closing speed is zero. unless, of course, they are on conveyor belts aligned to each other.

......"purloined from Trubo and in desperate need of a launder" pink panty hose balled up behind his back and hoping that any time soon ........

.....the note would be slipped into the "dressed" side of the trouser and all the Maquis would know that tonight was the night with white rabbit for dinner served with aplomb and florish by Nancy as a last meal before.....

.. inside leg length in order that El Capitan can adjudicate on behalf of .......

......they can continue in the role of CEO. A policy never practiced more successfully than the esteemed CEO of TE who ever since the grand debacle of the pink panty hose has ensured that never again would .................