"Ah yes, but wait till you come to the Queen's Land" said Tomo
"Thats a different story...........
But before we get to that different story here is an
Important announcement.
Henceforth it is to be mandatory for all RAA Pilots whilst in command of an RAA aircraft to wear at all times the RRA Current Certificate Compliance Cap
This cap to be issued in a new colour each registration year and will bear in letters big enough to be read at 20 paces the expiry date of the pilot’s certificate.
The board of RAA after prolonged and meaningful consultations with the department of homeland security have determined that this is the most appropriate action available to them to combat the increase in non compliance with pilot certificate currency requirements.
When the consultant’s report in exchange for $30,007.86 indicated that the system could be liable to manipulation by persons other than the registered owner of the Current RAA CAP a auto compliance component was added to the scheme for a mere $78.34 per Current RAA CAP per year.
This modification entails an inbedded DNA dector chip that will, on detecting, the scalp of other than the registered owner, cause the cap to spontaneously conflagrate.
When submitted to the OH&S consultants, they identified after only 7 months of serious consultation that a potential a potential hazard to persons was identified.
Consequently it has been determined that all wearers of a Current RAA CAP must also wear a fire resistant Nomex balaclava under their Current RAA CAP.
Your board confidently presents to you this scheme in the interest of safer, recreational flying.
All heil to the Current RAA CAP