An old southern country preacher from Georgia had a teenage son
and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing
a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't have a clue what
he wanted to do, and didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an
experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed four objects on his
desk:
- A Bible
- A silver dollar
- A bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey
- A Playboy magazine
The old preacher then says to himself "I'll just hide behind the door,
and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which
object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me,
and what a blessing that would be ! If he picks up the dollar, he's going
to be a businessman, and that would be OK; but if picks up the
bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame
that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that horrible magazine
he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps
entering the house and whistling and he headed for his room.
The boy tossed his school books on the bed, and as he turned to leave
spotted the objects on the desk. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over
to inspect them.
He picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm, dropped the silver
dollar into his pocket, uncorked the bottle, and chugged a big long
drink while he studied the details of this month's centerfold.
"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered, "he's
gonna be a pilot!"