After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe
her.
He looked at her for a while....then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H,
I, J, K."
She asks...... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,
Hot.
She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
And that's when the fight started.
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic
about saving his testicles.