Well I had a cackle and sometimes you gotta see the funny side of things in our increasingly serious world. while not condoning this, maybe the police need to relax a little sometimes instead of trying to book everyone for anything they can and get everyone against them.
I remember reading and sure some would have read this too many years ago about a chap who flew into town for a beer. he had a lot more to drink than he had intended and getting quite drunk, the publican said no way he was letting him fly home, so the farmer drove the plane 20kms down the road to home.