A blonde drivin down the road when she hears a siren behind her.
She pulls over and a blonde female copper walks up and asks for her license.
The blonde fumbles around in her bag for a few seconds and then asks the cop what it looks like.
The copper replies, its a small square thing with your picture on it.
The blonde fumbles around some more and pulls out a small mirror, looks into it and hands it to the cop.
The blonde cop looks at it and hands it back and appologises saying
"sorry ma'am, i wouldn't have pulled you over if i knew you were a cop too
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
A blonde goes into a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns,but the blonde seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.
The blonde replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches??", asked the salesman, "that sounds very small.
What room are they for?" The blonde says, "Oh, they are not for any room - they are for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains."
The blonde says,
" Hellooooooooo - I've got Windows."