....the well-dressed '12. "Just the other day, I was down at the drag strip with my Datsun 120Y, in the middle of doing my first ever sub-25 second 1/4, and I was waved down by this enormous purple Telly Tubby thing. He was jumping up and down about not having a photo of my gearstick in his records, and accused me of fiddling with his books!"
"That Tubby, he was so worked up, you could see the testosterone leaking from his....