planedriver

Don't tell us your mate felt deflated! The visitor was obviously not well connected.

 

 

If any of you don't understand Bryons post, scratch your head, but not under your arms.

 

 

Having put himself in steath-mode, could'nt understand why he was waiting sooooooooo long to be served for his coffee.

 

 

flightygirl is dead right, there is an old saying that goes something like this-------gradually do what you fear most, to overcome fear!

 

It used to work well with the "dragonlady" (mother-in-law).

 

 

any more sensible, could'nt help but see the funny side of the FI waddling along like he'd had a new pair of wellington boots and forgot to cut the string.

 

From this day forward, we'll just call him Nickerless said the ever smiling Planey.:big_grin:

"I'll get Julia Gillard to send me a crate of the stuff. this will be a walk in the park."So as Pete relinquished the keyboard in the hope that Thommo could save the day..........

A big white car with an Aussie flag on the front, screeched to a halt on the tarmac. The burley well-dressed driver exited the vehicle, and confronted the FI.

 

"Good morning Sir. I have here an official complaint to hand deliver, about you and your cronies on the forums, making derrogatory remarks about our country's fine leader who pays my wages and overtime.

 

She wishes it to be known, that she is also interested aviation, and normally books her lessons for first thing in the morning, as she is convinced that it's the early bird that gets the worm"

 

 

Worse still, is forgeting where you took-off from, and where you were heading to!

 

.

 

As well as.................

 

 

Questions and Answers

 

Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who

 

are interested in them?

 

A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.

 

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

 

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement . When you're done you'll have a place to live.

 

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible...

 

Is that true? Where can it be found?

 

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..."

 

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-plus year old husband?

 

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

 

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

 

A: Take off your glasses.

 

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

 

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

 

Q: Why should 50-plus year old people use valet parking?

 

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

Q: Is it common for 50-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

 

A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.

 

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

 

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

Q: Where should 50-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

 

A: On their foreheads.

 

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

 

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

 

SMILE, You still have your sense of humour, RIGHT?

 

 

Hi Ben,

 

Flying R/C models give you an insight to how aircraft fly which is a good start. Many say they are harder to fly than sport aicraft.

 

Aircraft in the bloodstream is very infectious, and it sounds like you are already hooked, so go for it.

 

Good luck, and dont be afraid to ask any questions here. Just dont ask for money:laugh:

 

Let us know how you get on mate.

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

 

Another "ceiling fan" enthusiast, thats great.

 

Welcome aboard, hope you get as much pleasure out of these forums as we do.

 

When you get a chance, post a few pic's, we'd love to see them.

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

 

Hi Snowyriver,

 

Wellcome aboard.

 

Take care of that wife of yours, many of us would simply love to have a wife to do the building while we drink our coffee.

 

The Rebels a great aircraft.

 

Look forward to seeing a few pictures of how you're progressing.

 

Kind Regards from downunder,

 

Planey

 

 

Thanks Pud

 

 

 

Six blokes go on a hunting trip.

 

Their tents only have room for two men in each.

 

No one wanted to sleep in the same tent as Daryl because he snored so badly.

 

They decided it wasn't fair for just one of them share with Daryl the whole time, so they decided to take turns.

 

The first bloke to sleep in Daryl's tent comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot.

 

His mates ask, 'Crikey, what happened?'

 

He answers, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'

 

The next night it was a different bloke's turn.

 

 

 

The following morning, same thing, his hair is all standing up and his eyes are bloodshot.

 

His mates ask, 'Gees, what happened to you? You look awful!'

 

He says, 'Bloody Daryl shakes the roof. I just sat and watched him all night, I couldn't sleep.'

 

The third night was Frank's turn.

 

 

 

Frank was a big, burly, ex-footballer; a man's man.

 

 

 

The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

 

'Good morning,' he says cheerfully.

 

His mates can't believe it.

 

 

 

They ask, 'Blimey, what happened?'

 

Frank says, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night.

 

 

 

Then he sat up and watched me all night!

 

 

Maybe it's those sunnies:question:

 

Like taking a brolly on a day out, and it never rains.

 

Don't worry,you'l get there soon.

 

 

Thank God for that.

 

We thought you felt we all deserved "Victor Delta"

 

 

Legal Eagles normally find a way around all that jargon, so we'll all wish her well.

 

 

Good onyer Darky.

 

I wish you good luck.

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

 

The number of posts say it all.

 

What a great trip and fabulous photo's.

 

Thank you so much for posting them, for us all to enjoy.

 

Many who are able, will have itchy feet now, and start planning, i'm sure.

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

 

I showed my ex-misses.

 

She rekons No.1 sounds like a good idea.:confused:

 

 

:wave:Welcome Guy,

 

Its good to hear that you can get a buzz out of your work :amazon:as well as flying.

 

Hope you enjoy our forums.

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

 

Nice pics Darren, but they're A-B transport for the populous.

 

Surely not as good as old 3190, which is still kept busy?

 

Take care mate

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

 

hey planey! are you ok?sorry to hear you are in hospital... get well soon!

ps hope the green colour goes away soon!

Thanks for the good wishes Rach, i'm back home now and will be OK soon. I missed the piano-keys as some say, with a log splitter chopping kindling, and got my index finger instead, which cost me three days of reading the same RAA Mag and drewling at the ads to keep my mind off things.

 

Don't know how you managed to mount the camera's, but the video is great, and it makes me happy to see you doing so well.

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

 

Hey Mate,

 

I really need your advice for a serious problem.

 

I have suspected or some time now that the missus has been cheating on me.

 

The usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the

 

girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes

 

home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight

 

hid in the shed behind the boat, when she came home she got out of

 

someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out

 

of her purse and slipped them on .It was at that moment crouched

 

behind the boat I noticed...a hairline crack in the outboard mounting

 

bracket...Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it? :confused:

 

 

Good one Ben.

 

I obviously got sent to the wrong place.

 

 

Most winnings attained with a bit of devine intervention, no doubt!