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G'day tinydrip and a big welcome from us all at this very friendly site.

 

Good luck for Saturday. Don't forget to post how you feel after your lesson, we'd all be interseted, and feel sure that you will be on a real high.

 

Rgds

 

Planey

 

 

You know what japanese do when the have an erection.? They Vote. Nev

Do you remember the good old days, when we could have voted every day?

 

 

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of

 

a prostate test in the NSW state hospital system, a friend

 

of mine decided to have his next test carried out while

 

visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather

 

more gentle and accommodating.

 

As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side

 

on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

 

"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get

 

an erection," said the nurse.

 

"I haven't got an erection," said the man.

 

"No," replied the nurse, "but I have."

 

 

Hi jabberwok,

 

there's so many jabbys at the fly-ins here, some buy a can of flyspray before attending:oh yeah: would I kid you?

 

Seriously though, most fly-ins have a very good attendance of Jabiru's, though to be honest, i've not seen as many SP500's like the photo that you posted recently, although all models are naturally very popular.

 

 

innoculation against quadulitits, when you're not sure whether she has two sets, or, you're simply suffering from double-vision.

 

This I must see with my own eyes", responded ElPervitrori who could possibly have a little Italian blood in him (not that there'd be anything wrong with that) If it's good enough for the Presidenti to carry on, i'll say know more.

 

"My GodFathers" said LeeringLocksy from behind his mirrored sunny's:gleam:.

 

Fortunately nobody has yet spotted my sideways glances at the lovelies, as they are too distracted by my white cane.:gerg: However, to be on the safe side, i'd insist on sighting a proof of age card.

 

 

.......... (and he can breath through his ears).

"WOW" said ...............

Planey, who was very impressed, and assuming he has regular trips to the barber, to keep the whiskers clear. "I could have done with that talent yesterday, when driving through the M5 tunnel".cough, cough,wheeze, wheeze!:thumb_down:

 

Iguana's like that are a rare breed indeed, and...............

 

 

things like "The come and get it Trophy"

 

If the boys want work? Planey's strange brother-in-law bought an old Toyota Corona finished in Burnt Orange, but did'nt like the colour, so painted it with a roller and heritage-green paint left over from doing his roof. (And he's not kidding).

 

So all home-builders who are looking for someone to finish off your pride and joy, I know the very person to help you. 230 Jabbys are his speciality and he loves to give people pleasant surprises..................

 

 

"Of course I did" Mavis bellowed. Be it a Yammy or EvenRude doesn't matter to me, but small Johnsons have never been on my priority list.

 

Meanwhile Planey was wondering why Turbo needed a 140 to push the Haines around his garden pond? Must be a macho thing I spose. Its even got a bloody rocket-launcher to train the runner- beans up.

 

"That'd be good thing to set amongt the play-equipment for the ankle-biters to crawl over while they stay at my joint", said the manager of ElRatto's-ElRancho Resort.

 

Meanwhile MrBryonMiaggi continued his "wax on..........wax off, wax on.........wax off, (karate training routine), something he really gets a kick out of.

 

Maybe I can make a few bucks, getting the students to rub back crappy paint jobs at the local airstrip he thought...........it'll make a nice change from polishing...............

 

 

buy a time expired Jabby motor, and a few 2nd hand bits from Stinky the plumber down the street, to make up a marinisation kit.

 

BigPete the mexican mechanic, would probably opt for keeping it air-cooled with a traded-in vacuum cleaner from Godfreys.

 

"Thats the great thing about these forums" replied Tubbo, you get heaps of unwanted advice which really adds to the confusion.

 

 

...........same as half the blokes that get on the NES late in the evening........piston broke.

 

Realising that he wouldnt be able to trade his yabby catch for Wununglo's love you long time daughter, he uttered a few choice words under his breath which would not be appropriate here, (even if frequently heard in private by the moderators).

 

Thinking about having to settle for a mail-order bride, he then started to worry about what the postage costs would be.

 

The root of his problem was that he also had to fork out for a new bobby thing to go in his Evenrudereggbeater.

 

Now thats even more frusrating, he thought, but something i'll just have to come to grips with.......................

 

 

see you catch more crabs tonight, after all, they fetch $39.95.

 

The ones that come back to haunt come a lot cheaper, but generally only in the short term.

 

TurboEvinrude felt a bit inadequate hearing this, and vowed that he could get a couple of luv-u-long time brides for a couple of kilos of fresh yabbies nicked from his neighbours dam, if he snuk down there in the middle of the night.

 

Nocturnal crustations can put a smile in the face of a guy my age retorted............................

 

 

which gives even better value between 1 1/2 consenting ...................

 

 

"or deflawed" said mavis with a glint in her eye.

 

I remember the night so well. He said he had 4 stripes or something. I was young, stupid, and easilly influenced, because he said he could save young country girls, and I was impressed by his generosity. He just didn't say who he'd save them4!

 

Little did he tell me that I was in for a surprise.

 

Only later did I find out that the 4striped badges that he wore, came from an army surplus store. and was a means to his end 4ming a bond with a sweet young thing such as I.

 

Since that day, i've met so many more like him............................and would'nt change things for quids

 

 

or un-floured to put it another way

 

 

So to do a journo job on post 4901. The publisher claimed (in parts) that:-

 

The Rat is too old.

 

Gets dragged around by the tail and is on the downhill run

 

But, This Rat is too hot to write this milestone section of the NES .................................................. .............. with Aunty's pen, out in the garden.

 

(under the collar that is)

 

 

..realises that animals can stutter too."

"Why just the other day my new kitten developed a stutter when the next door neighbours rottweiler jumped the back fence!" continued Planey. "Fff!, Fff!, Fff! the kitten stuttered, but the dog got to him before he could finish.

What a bloody woos!, why only this morning on utube, I saw where a tiger finished off a croc that had tried to go it.

 

If I buy a new moggy, i'll paint some black stripes on it. That should do the trick.

 

"So watch out Rotti, cause i'll have yer b-lls"

 

 

"?), whereas Planey, Brine and DoubleB are always ...............

bbashfull about their ssstttutters.

 

"You associate with DoubleB's" said Planeys girl?

 

"That counts me out for wineglass wotsis.

 

No sweety, the suave Planey retorted trying to save the realationship. The boys are simply doing what they do best

 

We all know enough about aviation to realise that with your gorgeous diminutive figure, if you were a DoubleB you'd look like an Alaskan Storch with Tundra tyres:kiss::Rabia:

 

You realisise we simply do a little bit of what you girls do when you get together:coffee:r:chat:, (except, that can also find a few other things to do as well, in the same month).

 

Ducking for cover :peepwall: after gambling :pokerface: with his safety:black_eye:, he hoped that some of his mates, might come to his rescue...................................but no the bast--ds gave up and simply started

 

 

I use a boat without rivets, maybe thats the problem.

 

With trap in hand, I stick it somewhere I feel is appropriate, and it doesn't come out again till first light.

 

Experience comes with age (like a few other problems)

 

 

...eaten a bad oyster because the orange colour is spread all over it, interspersed with what looks like peppers."

"Nothing wrong with the orange colour" Slarti replied. Planey goes out at night and comes home with crabs, then passes them onto the luv of his life. She dosen't complain because they're soon gone and don't come back to haunt you. And yes, they're orange too.:thumb_up:

 

 

 

Seen it before, but well worth seeing again .

 

Thanks Pud, reminds me of my one only flight with Tiger.

 

Frank said it all in the last post.

 

 

He should have gone to Phuket, and not Bangwotsy.

 

 

hi alan!hope you are well. think its time for a catchup! its my turn to take you up in the savvy now!

lets do it soon!

 

Rach

sounds great! we called into jaspers and also the aviator lounge for a coffee last weekend, on our way back from a week at sussex inlet, but you were probably aviating somewhere. look forward to catching up again before too long.

Alan

 

 

Slarti replied, 'at least my pet is well trained enough not to lift a leg. It took me a lot of midnight oil to get the ceconite right.

 

And dont walk behind it, because Cheetas mark their territory a different way'.

 

 

c the speilchech works ok.

 

Tallyho and there off. His steed had a real gallop on as all the hounds raced off to catch the fox, or was it Mavis's dog, who's had a glint in her eyes for the past couple of days............

 

 

paw the ground like a stallion on heat, before he blows his horn and heads off to the hunt.