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innoculation against quadulitits, when you're not sure whether she has two sets, or, you're simply suffering from double-vision.

This I must see with my own eyes", responded ElPervitrori who could possibly have a little Italian blood in him (not that there'd be anything wrong with that) If it's good enough for the Presidenti to carry on, i'll say know more.

"My GodFathers" said LeeringLocksy from behind his mirrored sunny's:gleam:.

Fortunately nobody has yet spotted my sideways glances at the lovelies, as they are too distracted by my white cane.:gerg: However, to be on the safe side, i'd insist on sighting a proof of age card.

.......... (and he can breath through his ears).

"WOW" said ...............

Planey, who was very impressed, and assuming he has regular trips to the barber, to keep the whiskers clear. "I could have done with that talent yesterday, when driving through the M5 tunnel".cough, cough,wheeze, wheeze!:thumb_down:

Iguana's like that are a rare breed indeed, and...............

things like "The come and get it Trophy"

If the boys want work? Planey's strange brother-in-law bought an old Toyota Corona finished in Burnt Orange, but did'nt like the colour, so painted it with a roller and heritage-green paint left over from doing his roof. (And he's not kidding).

So all home-builders who are looking for someone to finish off your pride and joy, I know the very person to help you. 230 Jabbys are his speciality and he loves to give people pleasant surprises..................

"Of course I did" Mavis bellowed. Be it a Yammy or EvenRude doesn't matter to me, but small Johnsons have never been on my priority list.

Meanwhile Planey was wondering why Turbo needed a 140 to push the Haines around his garden pond? Must be a macho thing I spose. Its even got a bloody rocket-launcher to train the runner- beans up.

"That'd be good thing to set amongt the play-equipment for the ankle-biters to crawl over while they stay at my joint", said the manager of ElRatto's-ElRancho Resort.

Meanwhile MrBryonMiaggi continued his "wax on..........wax off, wax on.........wax off, (karate training routine), something he really gets a kick out of.

Maybe I can make a few bucks, getting the students to rub back crappy paint jobs at the local airstrip he thought...........it'll make a nice change from polishing...............

buy a time expired Jabby motor, and a few 2nd hand bits from Stinky the plumber down the street, to make up a marinisation kit.

BigPete the mexican mechanic, would probably opt for keeping it air-cooled with a traded-in vacuum cleaner from Godfreys.

"Thats the great thing about these forums" replied Tubbo, you get heaps of unwanted advice which really adds to the confusion.

...........same as half the blokes that get on the NES late in the evening........piston broke.

Realising that he wouldnt be able to trade his yabby catch for Wununglo's love you long time daughter, he uttered a few choice words under his breath which would not be appropriate here, (even if frequently heard in private by the moderators).

Thinking about having to settle for a mail-order bride, he then started to worry about what the postage costs would be.

The root of his problem was that he also had to fork out for a new bobby thing to go in his Evenrudereggbeater.

Now thats even more frusrating, he thought, but something i'll just have to come to grips with.......................

see you catch more crabs tonight, after all, they fetch $39.95.

The ones that come back to haunt come a lot cheaper, but generally only in the short term.

TurboEvinrude felt a bit inadequate hearing this, and vowed that he could get a couple of luv-u-long time brides for a couple of kilos of fresh yabbies nicked from his neighbours dam, if he snuk down there in the middle of the night.

Nocturnal crustations can put a smile in the face of a guy my age retorted............................

which gives even better value between 1 1/2 consenting ...................

"or deflawed" said mavis with a glint in her eye.

I remember the night so well. He said he had 4 stripes or something. I was young, stupid, and easilly influenced, because he said he could save young country girls, and I was impressed by his generosity. He just didn't say who he'd save them4!

Little did he tell me that I was in for a surprise.

Only later did I find out that the 4striped badges that he wore, came from an army surplus store. and was a means to his end 4ming a bond with a sweet young thing such as I.

Since that day, i've met so many more like him............................and would'nt change things for quids

or un-floured to put it another way

So to do a journo job on post 4901. The publisher claimed (in parts) that:-

The Rat is too old.

Gets dragged around by the tail and is on the downhill run

But, This Rat is too hot to write this milestone section of the NES .................................................. .............. with Aunty's pen, out in the garden.

(under the collar that is)

..realises that animals can stutter too."

"Why just the other day my new kitten developed a stutter when the next door neighbours rottweiler jumped the back fence!" continued Planey. "Fff!, Fff!, Fff! the kitten stuttered, but the dog got to him before he could finish.

What a bloody woos!, why only this morning on utube, I saw where a tiger finished off a croc that had tried to go it.

If I buy a new moggy, i'll paint some black stripes on it. That should do the trick.

"So watch out Rotti, cause i'll have yer b-lls"

"?), whereas Planey, Brine and DoubleB are always ...............

bbashfull about their ssstttutters.

"You associate with DoubleB's" said Planeys girl?

"That counts me out for wineglass wotsis.

No sweety, the suave Planey retorted trying to save the realationship. The boys are simply doing what they do best

We all know enough about aviation to realise that with your gorgeous diminutive figure, if you were a DoubleB you'd look like an Alaskan Storch with Tundra tyres:kiss::Rabia:

You realisise we simply do a little bit of what you girls do when you get together:coffee:r:chat:, (except, that can also find a few other things to do as well, in the same month).

Ducking for cover :peepwall: after gambling :pokerface: with his safety:black_eye:, he hoped that some of his mates, might come to his rescue...................................but no the bast--ds gave up and simply started

I use a boat without rivets, maybe thats the problem.

With trap in hand, I stick it somewhere I feel is appropriate, and it doesn't come out again till first light.

Experience comes with age (like a few other problems)

...eaten a bad oyster because the orange colour is spread all over it, interspersed with what looks like peppers."

"Nothing wrong with the orange colour" Slarti replied. Planey goes out at night and comes home with crabs, then passes them onto the luv of his life. She dosen't complain because they're soon gone and don't come back to haunt you. And yes, they're orange too.:thumb_up:

Seen it before, but well worth seeing again .

Thanks Pud, reminds me of my one only flight with Tiger.

Frank said it all in the last post.

He should have gone to Phuket, and not Bangwotsy.

hi alan!hope you are well. think its time for a catchup! its my turn to take you up in the savvy now!

lets do it soon!

 

Rach

Alan

Slarti replied, 'at least my pet is well trained enough not to lift a leg. It took me a lot of midnight oil to get the ceconite right.

And dont walk behind it, because Cheetas mark their territory a different way'.

c the speilchech works ok.

Tallyho and there off. His steed had a real gallop on as all the hounds raced off to catch the fox, or was it Mavis's dog, who's had a glint in her eyes for the past couple of days............

paw the ground like a stallion on heat, before he blows his horn and heads off to the hunt.

hehehe ,,,very cheeky

The one I fly regularly has problems too.

The landing light keeps flashing, and it has this constant and very annoying pitch and roll problem.

I've complained to the manager at Kmart three times and nothings been done, maybe CASA needs to be informed?

It's not worth risking your life for 2bucks.

AOG = At least with a small fleet there is usually something that is flyable on any given day.

With videos from the wing-tips, photo's from the box office, etc; you can guarantee they'll be very special, as they always are.

Good luck with your planning guys. Can't wait to see the results. ( Lucky Buggers)

"Can we come too" squealed Kath and Kim"We both like a drop of Kardanay and are a bit partial to hairy guys who can get their tongue around a number or two........

"Can we come too" squealed Kath and Kim"We both like a drop of Kardanay and are a bit partial to hairy guys who can get their tongue around a number or two........[/QUOTE]

 

Completey unaware that they're actually only getting the WE2 Cleanskins worth $1.99 on special at Dan-the-Irishmans, except that the motel owner has stuck another one of his Chateau-Le-Ratsac labels on it, which to be honest, looks very impressive to those not in the know.

 

Friarpuk who wishes to remain in the back ground these days unfortunately, is fully aware of these Chinese-cloned labels.

 

As a result, he has released a "Jabby 230 Outfield Landing Special Reserve" wine, knowing fullwell that certain customers could not resist the opportunity to purchase the remaining dregs of his barrels with such a label, to impress his guests refreshing their thirst in his outrageously-priced FlightyFullfilment bar...............

 

Turbo reckons (whatever the label) it tastes no better than Redex for freeing up gummed up piston rings, and Locksy says he's put better tasting stuff to lubricate seized safe-lock barrels, but added with a wink, "who the hell are we to judge, even the upper echelon on here, could be on the :musicboohoo:,but we all have to make a quid somehow.

 

"Times are tough" retorted Bryon who'd just ordered a set of plans to build a.............? powered by one of Tomo's done-up Briggs and Strattons.

 

Factfinder added that he hoped that he'd checked it with a 0.0000001 feeler-gauge to check that the ring clearance is right, but a gyro-pilot pilot at Jaspers, said if it keeps running till the start of the strip it's sure to be OK, amid shudders from observers in the club house.

 

A prayer book in hand can work wonders, better than a Haynes workshop manual, he cried as he disapeared over the distant hills..............................