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  1. ahlocks
    "... and that is that boobs without nipples ( )( ) are pointless."
  2. ahlocks
    One can dream....
  3. ahlocks
    .... up here in F'NQld, Ooops... Personland, we've not been accustomed to using clocks, watches or calendars and other such contrivances." Said MiniMinor, Madge Mallard's new apprentice. "No need! Jabatoo with blown pot is Monday, Rotorcrax with spat carb is Friday. Munched manifold is special occassion though, it..."
  4. ahlocks
    Perhaps we're locking down on examples of and the importance of a good preflight and missing an opportunity to chase up on a potential quality control issue with the manufacturer that may have occurred. An unbiased investigation to identify if there has been a break down in the system of work is a win for both manufacturer and end user if a problem exists that can be identified and corrected. Besides, it's much more fun pickin' on Jab owners when there's nothing actually wrong with the product.
  5. ahlocks
    ... Running a spanner over your nuts (NTTAWWT) is understandable, but this cuphead fetish that Jabertoo owners exhibit is just plain lewd. "Outrageous" roared.......
  6. ahlocks
    Bugger.... "Running a spanner over me cupheads" just doesn't have the same appeal.
  7. ahlocks
    No problemo then Motzy, looks like the nuts undo themselves anyway! ()
  8. ahlocks
    I'm as slack as you'll ever find but I still decowl, eyeball and shake the bejezuz out of things before first flight. Seen quite a few Jab drivers do the same too. Not sure what to make of it all really....
  9. ahlocks
    In case you get to wondering, the greetings posts have been moved to the Just landed section.
  10. ahlocks
    There you go. Thread title changed... happy?
  11. ahlocks
    ... not all of this talk of a hand start is enough to keep MIA-Rat out of hibernation. "Enough of this!" shrilled Major General el-Presidente' da-da. "Dispatch letters of displeasure to those peasants involved in that NES before they start to bring disrepute upon the Really Anal Administration* . And while you're at it, get AvMed on the phone for an explaination of why 78 and 6 has 8/8 and I've only got......" * any resemblance to the acronym RAA is purely coincidental...
  12. ahlocks
    "Well loosen your grip" chided Nanna. "and while we're at, it it's not a zero you're cranking, it's ......"
  13. ahlocks
    Nah.... Got to have a few good yarns to brighten things up after the sad event of a bent aeroplane. (besides, winding Turbo up should be a recognised sport)
  14. ahlocks
    Just Godwins law doing it's thing.... Besides, Turbo's comeback to the Hitler reference is pure gold.
  15. ahlocks
    Aye, makes this recreational flying caper kind of fun really.
  16. ahlocks
    ... ain't that the truth.
  17. ahlocks
    HH, or anyone for that matter, it's best not to confuse the bit of tail pulling that's going on with reality.
  18. ahlocks
    Thanks Nev. (The WAC comment was to distract Tubz before he pinched himself on his slide rule.) I actually use a WAC quite regularly. Mainly to keep the setting sun out of my eyes on those just before last light cross countries....
  19. ahlocks
    Have to expect occassional bumps owing to not having W®X radar operational. P.S. What's a WAC Chart??
  20. ahlocks
    :wtf:Is there something better than i(FR)Phone?... how much?
  21. ahlocks
    Obviously the taboo two are never going to be acceptable. Otherwise, as long as it isn't overdone there's no issue.
  22. ahlocks
    That better possum?
  23. ahlocks
    Bloody Naughty Rotax.... How dare they run for so long that the noise becomes annoying....
  24. ahlocks
    Every cloud has a silver lining Tubz. It's just difficult to see it while in it and trying to maintain wings level off an iPhone...
  25. ahlocks
    Free rations and quarters and no cash bonus for legal types is a pretty good deal really....
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