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  1. Don't give her any ideas....
  2. You reckon it would make Darker's Toyota go a bit harder Nev? :play_ball:
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    Electric Pump

    A backup electric fuel pump was/is an optional item, which is probably why it is not included in the standard checklists. It is referred to in the prestart checklist in the POH and in the Evektor LSA training manual though. For what it's worth, I run the pump at pre start to confirm its operation and to prime and pressurise the fuel system then shut it off again before starting. The Electric fuel pump is switched back on; Pre take off until ~700ft agl As part of engine out drills and PFL practice During pre landing checks until end of roll out.
  4. It makes aeroplanes go pretty fast don't it? :ne_nau:
  5. ...I think of those taswegians sitting on their milking stools extracting that honey...
  6. ...between the lines to discover the secret code buried within the names of birdDawgs list of shiny things. "Just take the third and fifth letter from the types listed and multiply it by the sum of the times 'I' is mentioned per message and then divide it by the number of 'RAA need medicals' cliches and then convert that result into letters and you get a new word. FIGJAM!!" 'splained CryptoLox. Poor CiFicanchewyourlegorf was a bit flummoxed by all this and even though he sort of followed the concept , he was puzzled by what the big deal about breakfast condiments was?...
  7. .."Wazzup Dawgs?" :rilla: "Well..." AHhound began as he scratched at a persistent itch on the back of his ear. "..TurbDog found out that a .22 doesn't work on a skull that has thicken from years of chasing parked cars and is off to the vet to get the ricochet removed , and BirdDawgy found out that...
  8. ..with a blood curdling yelp! "Which one of you mongrels pee'd on my Jab" he whimpered , as he watched the stickers dissolve from its rudder. "Have to be something bloody tall to shoot that high! :uhoh2:" offered Daldmation. "A cross between a great dane and mongrel Qld cattle dog perhaps.." she continued as she turned accusingly toward.....
  9. ...a pommy bulldawg for a trunk ornament. AHspeyed licked his wounds (because he could ) and plotted revenge :bruce_h4h:against rattus vulgaris :nonono:and turboTerrier:thumb down:.......()
  10. ... the salt off JabAroo battery terminals. "Well they've got to be good for something" barked AhHound as he sniffed around a Technam's wheel and......
  11. ..and more civilised pursuits such as learning the flight habits our avian friends by engaging in some bird watching. "Great idea!" agreed The Rat, "Look! Over there by the airport swimming pool! :photo: Prime examples of the long legged double breasted mattress thrasher.....
  12. .. and keep an eye out for BB's sister, Double D....
  13. ...sashayed toward her intended target. SlartiWouldn'tmindaCrackatthat :smoke:stood transfixed ('cuz he couldn't sit just yet...) admiring the smooth lines of his objet du de'sir. His gaze lingered lustfully at the golden glow of her tanned skin and a slight tremor ran across his lower lip as he admired the dappled shadows that accentuated her curves. His mind wandered :i_dunno: to thoughts of gently caressing the subtle bumps in the fabric she was wearing, when the clatter of someone stumbling in high heels behind him startled his attention away from the cheetah....
  14. The chinese might have outsourced them from a undisclosed aero engine manufacturer in Qld....:ne_nau:
  15. Would you believe that it was a patch of extremely dense air that instantaneously stalled the prop? :patch:
  16. Good grief Merv! :doh:We haven't really got started yet. There's still aliens and grassy knolls to go at least....
  17. ..by sucking a tennis ball though a garden hose. SlartiSoreButt's :crazy:eyes rolled back like a toppled gyro (obligatory aviation reference) as he waited for....
  18. ..night picking pine tree needles from his derriere. "Ohhh!! can I help with that?" gushed Short hop Sally as she rummaged through her flight bag for.... ============== Since when has NES ever made sense DoubleB?
  19. "He's been like that since he was a babe in arms." confided Byron's mum. "Why crawl when you can drive? he'd say, and then off he'd tear in his pram to try his luck :in_love: with the girl from across the street...
  20. ..seen before." CP was livid (or perhaps he was livered after all that cheap plonk ) that Byron was trying to cut his grass with Mavis :in_love:...
  21. shares a hanger with one and caught the virus?
  22. ...said Bryon, causing the Jabaroo mechanic(1) in the next hanger bay to drop his spanner in surprise! "Might pay to kick that out into the open before trying to pick it back up" advised Mavis, sensing a bit more competition than Just SHSal :spruce_up:..... ================ (1) Well he wouldn't be a Rotoraxe mechanic would he, 'cuz they are sooooo reliable....
  23. .. take me for a ride on that thumping white YamaHarley!" :Rabia: swooned ShortHop as she....
  24. ...make stethoscopes to check if the rotoraxe is running 'cuz they're sooooo quiet and vibration free...
  25. ..a relief map of the Otways."
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