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    "Well there's your problem!" scoffed ShortHopSal, "You need to use the left one as every one knows the left is the creative side .... " :fish:
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    ..but it was a nice push bike, all decked out with clicker cards for the spokes on both wheels and the latest in GPS beacons! "Even had to activate the emergency beacon yesterday" added the push bike rider. "Yeah?!" quizzed SHSally :eek_yello:. "Yep, one of the tyres went flat. Can't take any chances with these things you know... ========================= Which one????
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    This really shouldn't be posted in a students' area as it's a mug lair's quick and dirty way of checking that you have done your sums right. At your chosen track intercept point after lift off, initially steer the intended track and note a line of features as visual way points of where you should be going. Take up your calculated heading and then eyeball that you are actually tracking (crabbing/sliding) along your intended route and note where your intended target is in the windscreen. i.e. three rivets left of the canopy centre and in line with the bug nugget on the combing. It should stay in that relative position if all is good. The target that is, not the bug nugget. I'll be off now before Motz sees this.....
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    I could probably cut you a deal on a lump of chain and a padlock Dawgy!!
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    I went back to an analogue watch so I can tell the time without having to wear glasses. Could explain why 'the veterans' are biased toward analogue...
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    It's not just Jabbys Daz. It's a matter of quality control lotto with most China made stuff.
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    I like the glass of plonk they handout on the evening flights.
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    The original one in the Czech rivet box met with the same fate. Had to continually recalibrate the Kollsman scale and I didn't trust it for anything more than a local flight, so replaced it. Heard two different yarns as to why they do it. 1. A set screw slips internally - supposed to repairable for around $50 2. A fusion weld lets go on one of the aneroid chambers - chuck it away and get a new one. ~$300 and a couple of hours to R&R I probably should pull the old one to bits and see what actually did go kaput....
  9. ahlocks
    ...reach out and touch somebody. - Noiseworks AhNights heart was racing:drool: (but it had been doing that a lot more than usual since one of the wires came off the pacemaker) and so trembling with antici....................... ....................... ....................... .......................pation, he stretched his grubby mitts toward the hapless PixPax ...
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    ...kill the women and rape the m.." ..NedPlanner stopped mid word , distracted by Ahnight fidgeting behind him. :DirtDOG: "What!? :hide:recoiled ahnight sensing NedPlanner's glare from under the bucket. "I was reading Ratsack's texteth messages () and PML ......well, it's starting to chafe." :ne_nau: "Here, try this!" consoled Meth as he offered a sample from his latest batch....
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    Transport costs at destination. Taxi, hire car etc.
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    ..But the finale' was drowned out by the sound of a thousand of mouse clicks as the punters went googling to learn just what the hell it was that Nana wanted checked. "Holy medical vernacular RatMan!" gasped goldyLox :ah_oh:, "Do you think she'll settle for just a radial or go straight for the femoral??" I dunno he quizzed, as he shovelled up a pile of melted plastic left by a jabirooter that had been left out in the midday sun. "That a 3300 in your pocket (well they run a bit lumpy don't they?:ne_nau:) or are you just pleased to see me?" :Rabia: cooed Nana as Bryon....
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    Start the Chevy, to drive to the levee, but the levee was...:kumbaya:
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    ...he sighed with a false sense of relief. Little did CiFi know that after weaving Guernsey's staying up for weeks problem (not that there's anything wrong with that i_dunno ....no really ;)) into the never ending story, he'd soon be back centre stage. "There's a whole chapter in my new book devoted to Taswegian flight deck management." spruiked BarnSandKnoble. () "including a special section discussing whether two heads really are better than one during an emergency." Guernsey let out another blood curdling scream..... ==================== The Rat looks very dapper in his happy snap. The aunt should be proud
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    Shaddup you pair! You'll destroy my cunning plan.... :patch:
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    "We are not!!" said his other head.... ============== The Aunt needn't have worried as it was only a temporary bout of droughts and flooding rains.
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    G'day Rob, Getting in is pretty easy. Good visibilty and no hidden traps. It's a discrete CTAF Freq. and local R/T procedure is usually good. The RPT will give a 30 mile call on CTAF, plus you'll hear them calling TOD on area freq. They'll usually be tracking for the 10 mile FAPs There's a few locusts about but not as bad as NatFly yet though. GA parking is a hard left turn off the end of the main taxiway (charlie). Park opposite the long yellow hanger and you'll be fine. There's a cable to tie down to there. Security is tight but not overbearing. Recommend heading over to Wagga Aircentre and make yourselves known to whoever is on the desk. They give you the heads up for getting access back airside and are the BP fuel resellers. Mobil is available via a swipe card bowser. What time you estimate getting there? Cheers!
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    "...and what are you doing with that photo of my girlfriend..." :ah_oh: ===========
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    Psst!! CiFi....I understand what you mean...
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    Hey Darks, Is the rumour true that you sent this message while circling some rocky outcrop off the coast of Honaria?? Regards, Chief of Where The Farqarwie Tribe
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    onya Darks! :thumb_up: It was a chore i_dunno but hey, someone had to....
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    ..." 'ere hang on a minute..." i_dunno young kingsfordScott:big_grin: drawled as the penny finally dropped... "You're a girl aren't you?" "Why yes I am" cooed DarkHeart :spruce_up:as she batted her eyelids and struck a well, ..striking pose. "...So, what's with the scarf tucked into your jacket?" :uhoh2: KingsfordScott:big_grin: continued as he struggled with readjusting his thong. "It's not like it's cold around here..":ne_nau: "That's not a scarf, i_dunno that's the twins!" corrected DarkHeart as she thrust her chest forward to enhance the assets. () "Nahhhh, :Disappointed: I'm not interested in 'twins' dismissed KFS, ....not unless they're made by...."
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    haha, they were just fine So you took it in your stride..(s) ..... or words to that effect.
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    "You'll need a bigger belt buckle than that if you hit a Passer domesticus in that drifter" scoffed :rolleyes1: a demure (but alleged to be slightly pommie) female voice. Thompson:big_grin: turned slowly (to avoid extra chaffing :black_eye:) to see whom this mysterious voice belonged. There before him stood five foot nuthin' of big word speaking stude with 'tude, nonchalantly :patch: picking at dried sinew and feather on her blood spattered jacket. () "Crikey!..(ouch)...who are ...(ouch)...you?" asked O'Dalby, while doing his best to limit excessive movement. "I am Amelia DarkHeart! navigatrix of renoun and expert in mid air Haliaeetus leucogaster euthanasia... :encore:
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    Strewth it made a mess darkHeart! How'd the seat covers fare??
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