"Hello, Dalby Escorts.."
"G'day, :big_grin: I'm flyin' down to Temora with me mum :heart: for the weekend :thumb_up: and I need an escort :DevilDog:for the trip." :big_grin:
"Really! :raise_eyebrow: so what do you have in mind, sir?"
"Well, I was thinking of big hefty ones with machine guns and helicopters for a couple of days.." :thumb_up:
"Oh! that might be a little difficult to organise on short notice sir,....
..could I interest you in our half hour special with Roseanne:spruce_up: in a maid's outfit instead?"
DitDah Blushed, almost stopped grinning, and realised that ....