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"Did someone say Caffeine?!" enquired CyptoLoch :raise_eyebrow: as he took a break from drafting the new regs. "How's this for start he asked the new CEO. Rule 1 "Every flight must include the exclaimation "Gee whizz this is fun!" :thumb_up: Rule 2 "Refer to rule 1 before venting spleen :ace:about trivial matters." "And by the way skipper, "we need to a (NES)ASIC check on the new test pilot candidate. A wire tap has revealed he's contemplating getting an escort(1) for his trip down to Natfly... with his mum ... =========== (1) reckon you can guess where this ones going...
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..."be in charge of regulations :lost:and other obscure and cryptic texts!!!" he effused. :ecstatic:as the The olde guarde considered the implications of the new improved executive team. All round ambassador :ilmostro: for the rabble, lady killa, and New president elect, finalised the staff selection and duties....
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...IV that was mainlining Chloral Hydrate in an effort to make his posts more simple to understand. "Jeeze Plainey, that's harsh!" protested sedatedlock :black_eye: as he slowly understood the jibe. :ah_oh: "But if I was turned on(1) :Disappointed: by diverse blokes :rolleyes1: (not that there's anything wrong with that) I'd be inclined to poke me own eyes out with a laser sword." he reasoned :ne_nau: as his thoughts drifted off to contemplate whether the RAAus CEO's job would be similar to herding cats.... ============== (1) Holders of Pfizer shares should not be concerned as sales of their little blue product will not be affected.
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... legal student doing laser surgery on the eyes of next Femme' fatale :spruce_up: that looks her quarry's way. :bitehard: "A girl needs to be diverse" shrugged Darksvader :patch:, as she amused herself etching 'fly it like you stole it' tags on the surrounding buildings with her lightsabre..... =============== Bugga!...Gazumped by Planey!
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..."an deal that'll make your eyes water(1)." "Complimentary hot possum wear samples included for every Qlder with any transaction of over 1000 bannaskins!" "What deal can you do for me ? (breath Breath) asked a mysterious onlooker as she casually moved from out of the shadows..... ========= (1) which could be a reference that TurboBandit had sprinkled chilli power into the new range of Hot Possum undergarments or that customers are about to get shafted ....or not.
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..."TzarLoch's fault for playing with matches(1)" :stirring pot: "He velee clyptic plick who try outfox rat and confuse readers in process." added Nobu. Loch shrugged with indifference :rolleyes1::ne_nau:, welded an outboard to a length of drag chain and cast another lure into the Bangholme creek.... ========= (1) Which could be a reference to drawing O'Dalby to the dark'sSide and away from Hall effect, or to just playing with fire...which could also be a reference to tugging tails for a reaction...Or Not.
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...investigate the untimely death of poor Elsie Smith, cut to ribbons way back in post #3728. "What's that got to do with RAAus?" asked one curious onlooker. "Head office received one of those heavy breather type anonymous phone calls from someone claiming it was a prop strike!" :ne_nau: "Who'd have thought ..(breath, breath).." muttered Darksabre as she turned her attention to .....
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An enthusiastic :thumb_up::big_grin: young pilot from Queensland entered the CWA refreshment concession at NatFly. "What would you like young sir?" asked the lady at the servery. "I'd like a cup of tea please Ma'am. :big_grin: With milk and one sugar." the smiling young enthusiast replied. :thumb_up::big_grin: "Sugar dear? But you look sweet enough already! :smooch:" the tea lady quipped, as the rest of the crowd fell about in laughter..... ================= Such restraint is goint to take some getting used to....
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Sounds like we might have nearly met before then... [serious comment] Tomo's "How do you find?" question about a bloody big twin made me laugh. [/serious] ...and Tomo loves getting picked on. ;) 'cuz he keeps coming back for more!
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Oh! In that case, :black_eye: Natfly is next weekend, where there'll be a lot of complaining about how aviation was better in the :gerg:old days.... channel clear.....
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Ummm..... , No... :big_grin::thumb_up:
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Brrrrrig!!! :ah_oh: The Rat was cut off by secret hotline ringing... "Hello! Bletchly here old chap, whom have I got?" "This secret Stazzi agent TzarLoch in Oztralya.." loch(sky) replied as he positioned the phone around his princess leila wig. (Ooops! secret disguise is busted...) "We've had a break through what!" the caller continued . "We've worked out that R2200D914 was a reference that to a motor that is prone to failing and 914 is a turbo!" and C3300P was the author's identification!" "Preeze explain last bit?" puzzled StazziLoch. :confused: "Well, the author thinks that something with a 3300 in it is ever so smooth, :rolleyes1: but it appears he's also bit of a polisher :csm:".......
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It's all good! :thumb_up: Giving "The Grin :big_grin:" cheek should be a team sport...
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..But it wasn't meant to be harsh IceB :black_eye:
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...press the remote. Listen for a chirp, then look for the flashing nav lights? :raise_eyebrow:
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<BEGIN-Msgcrypt73619#|PGP~> ***************************************** ******** CLASSIFIED - eyes only ******** ***************************************** Suspicious activity detected in terrorist hub known as NES <stop> Communique intercepted between highly cry ptic operative and long dormant activist intercepted...follows <break> <Msg 1> "Breep, click, buzzzzz, breep" <Rpl1> "Breep.....breep....click...greep" Require assist from Langley or Bletchly Pa rk for decode <stop> <Msgend> ****************************************** <Msgcrypt73619#|PGP~>/END>
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...A big set of pearly white gnashers :big_grin:, inset with a cane toad. Maybe he could build a fleet of 'em and sell 'em as... Cecil Planes! :lol 8: (....'twas a long night. )
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... began to run around in ever decreasing circuits () as instructor types tend do to. (:smooch:) CUT!!! yelled the director. "Can someone tell Motza we're not shooting attack of the clones yet, so he can't be "beside himself." :Disappointed:. And get set construction to put another absorbent mat under the drummer before someone slips in the drool. :rolleyes1: The lot became a hive of activity as the makeup department dabbed a cane toad around our intrepid young stars's :big_grin::big_grin: eyes (to remove the few creases that were forming from him being up past 19:30 :ah_oh:) The drummer's assistant (yes, even the drummer gets an assistant in this extravaganza) quietly snuck over to the brass band's trailer to dip their instrument mouthpieces into a jar of old rotax sump gunk. :clown: "Ok, let's see if we can get a bit more life into some of the the ancillary parts" The director,...Ummm, directed...(:ne_nau:) "Tape's rolling....." shouted MrH (though he could be a camera bod....he's never really said?) "Cue the wookie." Echubacca grabbed his...... ============ Who said that NES couldn't be made into a movie!?
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...Jabby the Rat had set up court :encore:in the Temora RSL ball room and lay prone upon a bed of assorted cheeses, amusing himself by flicking cheddar squares at the mentoratti that were chained:ymca: to the stairs below. He lobbed one at the head of the hairy one to get his attention. "Oi you! StallTrooper. Grab your laser(1) and we'll wrastle a bit more." he sneered as he contemplated what to do with his newly captured prize. Slartinotsofast nearly threw the towel in, as he tried to keep up with the plot. "Haven't these triwhatyamcallits read Hitchhikers Guide? 'Cuz Starwars was ever so kitsch. :rolleyes1: And if there's just so much as the hint of a joke about spotted orange :splat:spaceships () there'll be serious trouble....... ================= 1. a rebadged Mazda
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Echucbacca remained tight lipped....i_dunno (trumpet player reference :clown:)
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JabTalker frantically scanned :uhoh2: the crowd for help from his sparring partner, CamSosLow, but alas, i_dunno he was still enroute from the far, far away galaxy of Marooooyah, onboard the grizzeliumfoulcan. Then! Jabtalker spotted Recfly's ambassador (and all round lady killa :killen:),amongst the rowdy rabble surrounding him. "Help me Lord Dikka!! Cried Jabtalker, "For the peasants are revolting!" :patch: "Yes they are....:rolleyes1:" Soothed the smooth talking statesman :ilmostro:, "But enough of that... Now introduce me :polite: to this beauty who's honour you are trying to defend"... :heart: ========= Editors Note: The role of princesslaylow was offered to Tubz but he declined as he didn't want to be tagged as a princess and chose to keep 'laying low' for a bit longer. Maybe he can be coaxed to make a cameo in the next fight scene?....:devil:
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Use the force luke.... Jabtalker spun around to see where the voice had come from. "Say what?!" "I said, are you using the sauce dude?" repeated powerwinKanobe master of the redeye nights. "If you're not using it, give it here so I can put some on my hamburger. (Temora fire brigade operate the food vendor stand at the air museum...hint hint ) "Whoosh, parry, lunge, thrust!" (breath, breath) DarksVader continued her advanced toward the hapless young jabTalker, as Echubacca howled in defiance.... ====== Guess who wasted a lot of time thinking this plot up last night....:csm:
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Vernacular.... "Holy lexicon Ratman!" gasped pill-loch. "Triumvirate is a word an a half! ...had to dictionary dot com that one!" The CrepedCliche'ader nonchalantly flicked a crumb of parmesan from his costume and turned to watch the light sabre wielding display. "Whoosh, slash, Bzzzzt, zzzzt!" Darksabre cut and sliced at the air with the neon tube she'd pinched from Temora Mitre10. "I am Darksvader!" she cried menacingly, while punctuating her monologue with a lot of noisy breathing, "..and I'm here to convert TomJabTalker:big_grin: to the Dark's side...."
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.....cane toads taste nice." :big_grin::big_grin: "Ah ha!" shouted singedsoxLox . "That'll explain the smooth baby face and frozen in place grin! :big_grin: The cheeky bugger has been licking the botox of cane toad's backs!" :yuk: The crowd was taken aback :ah_oh: Could it be that babyface O'Dalby is older :gerg: than he looks and he's really a wizened old toad licker from Northern NSW(1) ?.... =================== (1) No intended reference to any actual person...(just in case anyone was thinking there was.:ne_nau: ) (1a) The truth IS out there. (1aa) Just don't expect to find it in the NES...
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...whispered quietly into his ear. "You look relatively harmless sonny :Rogue: and your codpeice :rolleyes1: is fooling no one," Elsie confided to sockedinthejoxloch. :ah_oh: "Tell me a bit more about this new stud called PowerPole." she probed. "Well..." said the humbled (and never been so insulted.. so far this week) desockedjoxLoch. "It's like this Ma'am, he's one of those virile country type blokes that's into breedin' ()... " Elsie's heart skipped a bit faster as she listen on. :face and heart: "Yep! Bathurst burrs and rabbits..... ============== Thought I'd better not post a M15+ version PP.... :Flush:
