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"As Turbo lesident austrarian folklaw expert, he shoo know Sam Poo." :patch: Sam protested. "And wide eyes cheesy grin boy no need worry about sirry iriot that wear kilt. He too busy counting livets... Sam pig tail him too, if he call me hair soap one more time!" :baldy:..
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"Who you call Knob? wide eyes cheesy grin boy!" shrilled Sam Poo, Australia's foremost chinese bushranger. "I wipe smile off you face with pig tail! :splat:Just like I do with other membah of you famiry. He wear tin can on head to cover whip marks"
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McLoch tried to refer to his book of Rotoraxe jokes (as tomoNed had bushrangered his jabaru one ) but(t) alas, he had misplaced it. "Not hard to do." he explained :ne_nau: "as it's written on the back of a penny black stamp." () he continued as he began to adlib... ======= "What do you call a group of rotax owners?..... a whine!
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"Yeh cannah take our geeeeear whine!!!" in his bestest scottish accent. ===== The Rat is so enveloped in NES at the moment that he's not taking phone calls..
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...as he emptied his pockets at the gunpoint of DitDahKelly. "And don't even think about answering Dika's Jab lead in!()" He threatened. :patch: "Or it won't just be great great grand father Ned's neck elasticity :vis:that get's tested! DitDah pocketed the loose change, spare rivets and an very worn copy of '101 jokes about Jabs' that he'd relieved Ahlow of, and turned his attention to his next victim... ========= If there was a village comprised totally of village idiots.... who would be that village's village idiot?
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"Stand and deliver!" Hollered tomoNed :big_grin::big_grin:, Cecil Plains' very own grinning bush ranger. "There'll be no leaving here without paying a fee of least twenty new posts..." Dika ducked () and pounded out a witty reply.... ============ added a bit more 'cuz Tubz hates it when someone does that.....
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"Ahhhh, :raise_eyebrow: So that's what Dika was up too..." nodded ahlow, as the penny finally dropped. "So is second prize having Turbo stay for two months?? :devil:
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Ahlow was laying low :peepwall: as The Boss was watching... "Think I'm gunna get a kick up the **** (PG13 term) for using two naughty words in one post.." he whispered. "...and right when I'd worked out a gag about how rotoraxe engines are built out of falling stones...." :cool_shades: ====== Ask Destiny, he's seen the signs..... FALLING ROCKS DONT STOP
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'cuz using b*m and Ar:censored:e (how it's correctly spelt) gets you into trouble.... =========== Oh oh!!....
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Ewww! What a terrible thought. :yuk: Something eating anything that ahlow has had his butt near...:yuk::yuk:
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Don't suppose you'd know how to catch a unique wabbit then?...:raise_eyebrow:
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The 'Temprite' in the Piper went unservicable?
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The Rat, being a Treo user, would be interested to learn that Palm, maker of the Treo, have commenced legal action against I-phone! They claim that I-Phone enthusiasts always seem have their Palms on it....
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...make sure that you've got a couple of glasses on board." advised Ahlow. " 'cuz you need something to take the edge off flying on dark cloudy nights, :ah_oh: and beer always tastes better out of a glass.. " ============== If it's eight hours from bottle to throttle.... are cans safe then??? ** Readers are advised that flying with a gut full of grog is not to be encouraged and carries a high probability of a dirt nap. **
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...not locking the grog cabinet when there's impressionable young blokes about." "Yeah..." drawled ahlow(erthan). "Looks like ditDah has knocked off a bottle of happiness and has gone whoopee..... " I AM NOT!" :patch: protested thesmile :big_grin:, "I just....."
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"ALARM! ALARM!" Screamed the duty mentoratti member. "They're ripping into us again! Deploy operatives to NES and the chatroom, where the trouble makers linger (), and see what they're scheming up this time"... =========== Just 'cuz you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you...:lol 8: P.S. It's a challenge not to get gazumped this morning......
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Noooo....:scratch head: A thong is what the theekers used to thing. ========= Ok. I'll make my way to the door...
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DitDah was dashed :black_eye: by the nasturtiums being bandied about by Byron. :ah_oh: "-... .-.. --- --- -.. -.-- / .... . .-.. .-.. !" :big_grin: he swore through his cheesy grin. (which could also be confused with a grimace, but definitely not a rictus :ne_nau:) "Just one small lapse :encore:and they're into me again" he moaned...
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Ok,... what's a thong then?
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I've found www . myfrontveranda . athome fairly accurate.... If I'm not smacked in the face by the heat and the sky is blue - go for a fly. :thumb_up: If the tops of the trees are waving around madly or the sky is full of big grey and black things - Don't go for a fly. Weather according to www . myfrontveranda . athome; [ATTACH]9894.vB[/ATTACH] and the official one; METAR YSWG 060530Z 11004KT CAVOK 30/15 Q1015 RMK RF00.0/000.0 7SC090 Pretty close ay! :cool_shades: (Does it make sense now? ) ======= Tubz, It's the way the search works. Once you've read the 'new post', it isn't new anymore.
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Nah, the Nanaland time threw me for a six...plus we had a bit left in a bottle of happiness to clean up before our return to the dust bowl this arvo. (hic!) The big buggers certainly do go like stuck cats, but you can't see jack for the clouds. Or the tiny little windows! Sorry about the off topic waffle. The 50 knot gag just reminded me of my Tumut foopah....
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Confession The 50knot jibe reminded me of a conversation I had with a trike pilot in Tumut a couple of months ago. He was a lovely bloke who'd flown over from Canberra for the day and we got to chewing the fat about flying and trips etc. As the conversation progressed, we got to talking about what sort of speed the beercan did and whether I did much cross country travelling with it. I answered that I don't do many trips and when I do, it's usually only if the winds aren't overly strong as I couldn't see any point to flying with strong winds, especially anything that reduced ground speed below 50 knots. "Might as well drive when it gets down to 50 knots" says not too bright - who then realised what he'd said and to whom. Talk about embarrassing! Wasn't even trying to be a smart a:censored: at the time.
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"Strewth!" cussed ahlow as he clicked wildly for google to find out who the hell a Balthawhatisname is. "...must've snuck off behind the weather shed for a smoke during that lesson at school." he reasoned :ne_nau:... 'One of the wise men or Magi' the search result read. :raise_eyebrow:i_dunno "Ahhh..." realised Ahlow , "Maggi is a brand of soup! Tubz must have ripped' into 'em about flying in clouds and copped a burst from the mentoratti"....
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"With a cast list as long as the Barmedman phone directory and a plot that will leave a tax auditor confused , the NES will have the casual reader perplexed as to what the story line is, or if there ever really was one, with its twists, tangents and Italian suppositories.()" began the Book review. "While loosely based on aviation activities, it quickly becomes apparent that there is an underlying....
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"...But I haven't posted for days...:raise_eyebrow:? protested the north of the Murray sportstar etc., (who's actually just north of the Tweed at present). "What am I gunna do with all these grog and topless young thing inspired yarns now?" Ahlow sobbed...... ================
