.little jackaroo just kept on humming and he soon arrived at King island to refuel, after a bouncing dodgy landing he taxied up to the bowser to find out he had...............
......never discovered for after turdo,s whistler had asphyxiated half the population the "danger"was still very high with the highly explosive fumes still thick in the air one of the "old national guard [Who looked a lot like Ahlocks] decided to start up his thruster and his grounding of his "earth wire" [sort of avref] was not the best and fired off a group of sparks. The following blast caused................
.a national emergency was declared! The national guard was mobilised and started heading towards Turdo,s location with full HAZMAT suits and...............
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.that was when the legend was born! The stories of the unpunctuated flights he did in his trusty gemini are legendary,one of the most told was when he...............
.designed a new dunnydrain in the shrubbery to drain out the overflow of bs infecting the NES and this was so successful that the rat {elcappo] was soon seen...........
...........stunned when the animals he had seen suddenly appeared amongst "the cows" But where even more blown away when after study of the footage taken at the time it was discovered to be a Thylacine [An extinct striped tiger like animal stared at the camera before running away] Now this caused a shit storm as the...............
.and this notice was soon put up on the board with the other 300 restrictions placed apon old Bull. Now Mavis and her besty gladis thought that it was a bit harsh and wanted to.............
Start his little belly mirror business to go with his new thong line ,,[so the fat belly,s can see when they need new thongs ,,brilliant.....].....we can attach them to.........