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  1. ......he could land this deadstick wirraway in the drink ,,hmmmm ok life raft,check ration pack ,,check ,flares,check ok now for the gear! Cappy knew that the wirraway gear with no hydralics had to be wound upp by 250 turns of a little crank handle in the cockpit. So Cappy was pumping and swinging and pumping aand................
  2. .the quickest escape route was 190 true on the compass and he swung it around throttled up to full and sat on course looking over his shoulder many times and he could be heard muttering something about.........
  3. .....about the days of the BoB and the early chapters of the NES ,with hazy memories of turbo and outboards and such along with the old f16 [that he got at a car boot sale for a bargain ,guy said he had to leave the country quick so it was cheap] ahh those where good days said Elratty ,i,ll tell ya all a little story ,he said back in.............
  4. .........courses ordered by the magistrate to regain their motorcycle licenses [but where riding honda 50 scooters till they do.]..and their license's had an attachment that they had to..........
  5. ...that Cappy had decided that he was not gunna get out of this one easy,,,and as can be seen had gone with the ,,,If you can not beat them will brilliance!!! ,,,,,,, baffle them with bullshit!!!.................Weelll there was talk of a group of "people" who came looking for Elcapitano and ,they did not look like they where flucking around!! Should i tell them where he is ??asked CT as he slowly backed towards the door as the sound of harleys grew louder!. ..Turbo turned around and......
  6. .the closest any of them had been to mining ,was digging holes roughly 6ft deep for body disposals and digging up the stash etc,,so the lead paint worked a treat as they could be seen out in the paddock with some millennium designed electronic device ,that would tell you all the mineral content without digging ,just by waving it over the paint. ...Well the lead readings where off the clock and soon all patched /unpatched legal and illegal bike clubs from all over Australia where tossing wads,,,and i mean "wads" of cash at Captain Cook V [aka the RAT]and he now realized that ,once they start digging he could be in a bit of shite . The escape plan started to take shape in his mind ,,,,he would first..............
  7. .heat seeking ground mines that where every.................
  8. .very annoying rhythm,,,the impact of such was felt as far as....................
  9. .range of nasty looking specially designed spacedrifter missiles [they had learnt something after the last time] and these now powered up and started to t................
  10. .happily clicking away at the strange aircraft half in half out of a hangar ,unnoticed by Cappy was the bloody big ..............
  11. ............the paint dry on his brand new..........
  12. ...seen to be controlled some how! The gear started to curve around and go towards Turbo ,who was as usual wearing his chain mail,[which over the years had slowly became magnetic !,something to do with electric toys . What sort of toys he wouldnt say! ].anyhow the gear made a bee line for Turbo as he ................
  13. clusterfuc and this was something Cappy could not handle and he.............
  14. ....the sh%t they used last time had soaked all throught the.............
  15. . ....suddenly discovered that this situation they have found themselves in, has put all NES members into solitude and internet "silence"......now this made the NES go into complete silence [except for the demented ramblings of an old man ] .complete silence only broken by the..........
  16. .sheen on the "water" they had just dived into,and soon discovered it was an open sewer from the Gummly gumly caravan park and they...............
  17. .the leaf ran out of range after getting to the edge of town and they had to walk carrying all their tactical gear with them . Flarrk this said the sergeant, and called constable doubtfire to bring out the d/max as reliability is what was needed for this operation and then................
  18. .........to ice bucket to refill his glass, she whispered in his ear something that made him get excited.....Holy toledo said Mavis i have never seen you so..............
  19. at it's terminal velocity of 70kts with the now dislodged CW hanging onto a wingtip with the grip of death,,your gunna have to let go so the rest of us can survive screamed Wing Chood as Chop suey started spewing and it went straight along the wing [as they where still in a spin with CW hanging on for grim life]and splattered all over ............
  20. then realised it was ...............
  21. ....velly Hard lock ahead, crimb crimb.....
  22. Bull ,,,well said Bull as these rocks come out of the mist at a high speed ,well i have got no problem with the jackaroo at 20kts [18kts stall speed with 40 %flaps as combined flaps with ailerons] just full right or left rudder wherever is more room and spin in almost it,s own length and then full throttle and climb out into safe airspace away from the cumulus Granititis jerms ah! [ps i filled this one up with much needed avrefs]
  23. Sounds a bit like that was meant for you mister Rat! as ALL of the above infringements are well known traits of the Cappy family of you know "RATS" are often found ,"licking" sniffing"and if reports from the BOB are correct very adept at "fondling" as well as the fact he always follows eeeeaannn around on sundays. So are you trying to deflect these facts sir?.................
  24. ....itis and it can be contagious if following too closely .........
  25. .another pandemic had started,,,,,soon the pandemic controllers [government] had them all arrested and sent out to Christmas island ..Now this did not go down well with Cappy ,who had risen out of his jelly form to...............
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