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  1. but this did not work, so instead quickly imported some white Australian cockatoo,s and this worked for a while until the cockatoos started.............
  2. ..remember the one thing the chinese can not stand[green coral trout they hate them] and CT and Bull where soon seen working tirelessly constructing something for hours until finally Bull presented his new weapon to defeat the chinese. This should sort them out cried OT as he set something up on the table and..................
  3. hey turdo ? that might be a use for those little islands left over from the sand thingy ?? you could use them as prisons/
  4. and as we know can be a bit of a handful at times [so mavis recons ,but we think its bullshit] and can cause some havoc when he............
  5. Blew up the road and pushed the road trains into the straights,,,now Turdo ever quick to salvage a dollar decided to go into the ship scrapping game as the small islands where ideal to tear down a steel ship or two . Well somehow turdine industries got the contract to scrap those 53 ships and several hundred others already booked in rumor has it he brought these ones too. The local where wrapped!! for taswegians always liked to fu#$ things up, so destroying ships was fun and they get payed for it,[at turdine industries lowest legal hourly rate too,$15 phr...............This caused...
  6. potent form of control[Turbo after telling the wife about the islands ] ,,,said Turbo ,[who was facing multiple million dollar law suits over the sand island fiasco and "other "things,,, and was turning against the government ] now they will want to.............
  7. catastrothic/catastrofic/,,,,,,%#$#$6 it wing [avref]snapping off from the aerodynamic forces [avref]created by the airfoil [avref] shape and passage off air over said surface you know that one wing landings a not gunna be much fun for you said Cappy,why we could................
  8. how better the coastline now looked compared to last years trip to Bellingham.The before shot whilst camping last year and the same view now with The Turdine causeway under construction [now plaqued by cost overuns and steel quality of cofferdams and also a gambling scandal involving.......
  9. BREAKING NEWS;;;;;; The NES dunny read paper now reports a new scandal involving Turdine ceo Turbo and a paid fake news media individual with secret stock holdings who posted fake reassurances that the islands will not sink.[tell that to Greta !!]and under cover recordings allegedly the ceo of CT Industries and Turbo conspired to defraud the fine New state of Tazzy by using shoddy sand and coffadams and sub contracting out to old mate Chairman Dan,s civil earth moving division.The lastests updates seem to indicate that.........
  10. but no real need to worry as the sand islands being built by Turbine industries will soon sink as are the other ones they finished https://tomorrow.city/a/dubai-man-made-islands and the law suits have only just begun on those ones. The absimal island creation record of turdine industries should be investigated by royal commission and all Turbine assets should be confiscated by the New Tazzy ragime until proof of all purchases and deed changes and zoning changes made and by whom are reported in triplicate and made freely available to the public!!!!said Bull. My god said OT what have we created here..............
  11. and said,,That is they fate of all who dare to cross our sacred border into Wonderland Australia. [A new country apparently ??] Well drawled a bloke who has had some border breaking success,,,I,ll give it a bash he said . And i reckon he will too just for the clicks ,lol check out Cappy disquised as a bloke called the "million dollar Bogan"as he busted Pullachooks berlin wall. Last seen heading for the Tanimi to sneak in the bush way ah Cappy?Come on Cappy we know it was you said Bull,,but Bull was known for bull too ,so the truth may never be known but i,m sure Turdo will save us all??
  12. .insurance details for the...........
  13. leapfrogged over Cappys unrelated to the story posting , and pulled their pink tiger tank to a halt and began.....................
  14. ..to .to finally find out the origin of the........
  15. pushed Cappy out on the balcony and waiting there was a harness for two hanging down from a surplus old aussie army blackhawk, piloted by OT ,grinning madly as he looked down for the signal to winch them up. Now the crowd had seen what was occurring and started to............................. ...[a blackhawk hovering over the neigborhood tends to attract people lol]
  16. my god what is that???..Cappy started turning pink again and Turdo had seen the signs an rushed cappy out of ..................
  17. {this was of course after his full facial makeover in China ]
  18. Arrrh but Cappy ,did ye read the first line me matey!!! Major rule number one No Animals and that includeds Rats ,,,so sorry Cappy your gunna have to go Back to where you came from ah!..............Cappys eyes grew wider and the redness in his face made him look like minny mouse and he..............
  19. ...protected by the ASIO book of operations and staffing that states : No member or associate shall be impeded in entry to any <state<country ,or border under the control of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF AUSTRALIA in any way. Look it up[ Asio code of conduct section 4 subsection 36 under paragraphe 24 subsection 2....] Now GTF out of my way before i sic the tax dept onto you alright?..............The lead Border force operative stated............................
  20. ...with the fact that as it was smoko time and Tubs had gone down for some donuts and coffee that he would have to call back later or talk to the computer and record your call for later examination ok................
  21. .................was immedietly arrested again as he walked out of the courthouse,,,this set off a huge amount of ..................
  22. .this just showed the massive resilience of the Australian designed and built old thruster,,,,,,,,, [in another life my first flight was in a T500 gemini back in the late eighties,,lol].,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as it still managed to climb even with the 3 goons hanging onhttp://031c074.netsolhost.com/WordPress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/akron-tragedy-e1294254969175.jpg[avref:A bit like this ] soon to be two as a blood curdling scream slowly faded out as one fell off,,,now this upset the girls no end and Bull was stumped what to do about the................
  23. .said ,,what shall we do with these specimens now ,, oh master Bull??? said the lovelys in unison..................................... [after having knocked out all the CATSA goons who where now layed out in neat rows[you know woman lol]on the ground facing the cliffs of doom]
  24. And if cappy keeps sending naughty email notifications to amazon the NES will have to restrict his ability to post converse and interact with other NES members as his .................
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