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  1. .as the accident rate was climbing and this did not go well with the insurance companies. Now the Hackalopters operators where a pretty resilient bunch and soon rigged up an old ejection seat out of a L29 and as the pilot was upsidedown only on takeoff as the cockpit was reversed the risk of early decapitation was reduced[ just dont step out when right side up]. This enabled a much improved operator view of the area and allowed for a vertical exit in the case of an event like the one that CT9000 recently went through [condolences to the nursing home] allowing more prudent and effieceint operation with a lower cut height
  2. Turbos zero steer mower broke down ,and we used the trusty victa ,remember that day Turbo ? That was the day that you..........................
  3. and don,t forget free use of the stations hack [f16] but getting turdo out of it was the problem....
  4. and engine options, range from rotax up till rotordyne ,the choice is yours [your flying it lol] all care taken but no responsibility accepted for any reason . What ?? why can i not fit a victa ??? said Cappy..Thats discriminitory and i,ll see you in court. Now the President of the Biopter corporation[Turbo} called for calm as the.............
  5. Bull would like to state they he can NOT confirm nor deny that he is a Major in the TSDF,,,,well i could tell ya ,but then i would have to ...............
  6. from the horizen[avref] and the subsequent landing was a sight to behold and surprised Bull and Cappy as [Turbo] attending anything was a bit strange as he has always had an aversion to shows and such since about 1959,as after a young ringer [believed to have been a very young Turbo]at Cloncurry in Qld back in 1958 at the local show was chased out of town,,,now the story goes that the ladies abulution block had no roof so our cunning young ringer got himself a 44 gallon drum and positioned for the best spot near the showers and began his voyeor/peeping tom career. Well all was fine until one lady looked up ! then all.............
  7. My dear Cappy ,you are correct on the sticker issue but you must have forgotten that the add was when i was employing old mate Turdo for the other side you know ,,wink wink so it kept everyone serviced and happy,,,good days they where ,,,the days of the blue oyster and cappys leathers and turbo,s fetish with f16,s so i think the matter is settled to all parties concerned and we can call the subject closed . 😎
  8. .which was being driven by a well known media personality in cognetoe/cogneto/ @#it in disquise fuck it you get my point. Now this person was suddenly..........
  9. ....nor worry about his shoes being tyed as he was wearing thongs at the time ,,Now spelling not being bulls best strong point he found it is prudent to reply to our dear Cappy [in other curcumstances is known as Herr Capitan which for legal reasons can not be written] that to deftly imply some doubt about our Bulls straigtness or such is deflametory and does serious harm to Bull,s mental state . This slander must cease immedietly and a retraction issued on that published comment {refer above] as it is seriously effecting his ability to engage in concourse with thousands of others via social media etc and effecting his ability to earn a living being a ostracised member by your slander so therefore you and you alone will face the results of your own actions . This is a legal notice from
  10. This caused an uprising in the NES and new contributers where hovering [avref] over thier keyboards frozen in fear of being attacked and demeaned for continuing the famous NES and keeping it alive. This was uncontitutional and is threatening the very fabric of the NES by not contributing ,but attacking those that do!! Hmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,anyway Mavis was surprised when turdo revealed his..................
  11. attention and rolled over and as he did his large................
  12. by the devilish creature apon Cappy,s skin. It had come alive [cappy,s toes after the transformation] and manifested into a..................
  13. the narrative and deflect that maybe Cappy being called a "rat" [which happens a lot as he is a rat,lol] and maybe was trying to .......
  14. and bumpy road for the NES and now we have a mole amongst us,,,,,,,a petition was started to employ Sargeant Doubtfire to persue the offending member who is reporting posts from the sacred NES and has broken the secret code of members and whoever it is should be.............
  15. ...and this was beside the fact the GBRMPA custodians [owners] of all things that swim and sting at stonefish bay lodged a criminal investigation into the shooting of a protected species[ out of a cannon causeing fatal injuries to the fish apon impact. Now this got the attention of the local greenies and animal lovers and it was ...................
  16. trying to copy Bull,s 10 feet altitude antics. They even tried recruiting Bull as his permanent instructor [life saver] but he knocked them back because they flew Jabiru,s . So old Cappy jumped in to the deep end and said ,,i,ll teach the p#$ck ,he will either learn or .......................
  17. anything,but it could suddenly stop working [like epsteins] and something very serious was about to occur to...........
  18. NFI,,,,,,gmf................
  19. arthritis and should ensure that............
  20. .leave that up to CT9000. As old Ct had just graduated from the Casa school of left handed screwdriver course [which was really reallly hard for him as he is right handed] to screw them with and also passed the BTWBS [Baffle them with bullshit ] exam this he was really proud of as he has always been a bit of the bulls#$t master. Can i join said........
  21. the legality of displaying loose womens attire apon an open to see [from 10 ft anyway] clothsline ,and also the legality of having a hen house above legal height and the pig pen thing in a suburban enviroment without council approval is a whole different bucket of S#$t all this was exposed by the Karen society of Australia [KSOA]. Now all this caused such a media frenzy Bull quietly slipped away unnoticed from the evil casa. Ha ha said.........
  22. .and as all these everyone else where not even on the roof ,nor even in the local area and the attempt to blame an "ultralight " for a work place accident caused by the loss of attention to safety by said workers by attempting to obtain a better view of the said Voluptuous blonde below .. Well said said Bull ,that was a bit out of line [a bit like the Biden mob] trying to deflect blame on an innocent party [the ultralight and it,s operator and the whole ultralight community] to deflect from the generally unsafe practises of tilers on roofs as this is not a new problem ,[it was even worse back in my day ,what with mini skirts and braless loose tops of the 80,s ,,great days] So old CT9000 decided to..................
  23. .declining numbers of members of the greens ,the standard was even lower then last year which was.........
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