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  1. shower fitting to the dunny , was always fun to watch Mavis try and have a s#^t he said while rolling around in...
  2. And nice ones they are too mister rat,,,,,,,[you are giving very small signals there ratty? are you coming out of the closet or something ?]
  3. was always pretty broke ,and they only surgeons he could afford where, lest then the best ,so to say and the results where sometimes .... less then desired ,,,,,[turdo,s latest work over] and this was causing major.......
  4. .they have discovered our secret! Turdo immedietly went into damage control as the situation got worse https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/663577326324700379/as more images where coming out of how fast it was spreading and...............
  5. become hoodoo,or something. Even OT was.....
  6. ..look forward to a inquest and for witnesses to be called before the bench starting with........................
  7. .........a huge backlash ,as the peeonme entertainment company[PEC] started legal action against Cappy for...............
  8. he had to contend with, Sir ratty peeing on him ,Oh don,t do ...............
  9. sensitive parts and quickly departed , leaving the blazing hulu skirt on it,s own,,,,,,Now half naked Arlox bolted through the crowd heading straight for..................
  10. Nev i think he is talking about farm dedicated airstrips, maybe
  11. ..........batchelors and spinsters ball at the Blue Oyster Bar after turdo set fire to the .............. [Turdos new persona]
  12. Onetrack was still wearing his prison overalls,,,,,,now this............
  13. Being fluent in the escape mode from lockdowns,,,,,[move to Tassie],,,and assuming another avitar had confused the best of the security audits, decided to just go back to the story,,,,,............and Onetrack then sat down to dinner with a wide selections of curries with prime red and white cow meat, and all was well ,until.........
  14. And it all started with a blow up raft and an evinrude outboard......................
  15. Nah he has those hard drive hearing aids ..........................
  16. True more then likely the old mate will turn up with a ute full of tools and spare fuel and say you right mate?
  17. That bloody rattle made me do a precautionary, was just a loose bracket all fixed now ,,better to be safe then sorry....
  18. But flighty mate your humour has attracted the attention of the talent scouts for the NES now do you know the history and have read all 634 pages of The Never Ending Story aka: NES ? If not, you would do yourself a favour to spend a weekend just reading it from the start and then joining in in the most endearing story about nothing that i have ever known ,,,but it,s fun 😎
  19. Wondered why those red and white cows where walking around incircle and eating everything in sight.
  20. [BREAKING NEWS Morning everyone ,this is your wreckflying daily news reporter Bull, here and i,m speaking from the gates of Pentrige prison in Pricktoristan as we wait for the prison van carrying the notorious high finance mogal Onetrack and his business partner Cappy to await trial, from reports the Judge the Honorable Jason Flightrite, a new member of the bench denied bail. Reasons for the denial have not yet been made public. We will endeavour to keep all interested members up to date ,next report after the incarceration is complete.] UPDATE [ After arrival at the prison the van was vanjacked by the reporter Bull and was last seen heading for the spirit of Tasmania terminal . the scene was set up and as the ferry backed away from the wharf, the prison van flew ]avref] through the air after hitting the ramp and headed for the still open front ramp of the ship. But as the van lifted into the air the................
  21. stare out of the prison van window through the bars [he had to sit on Onetracks shoulders to see out] Many things where going through his mind about this whole debarckle and ..............
  22. [BREAKING NEWS Morning everyone ,this is your wreckflying daily news reporter Bull, here and i,m speaking from the gates of Pentrige prison in Pricktoristan as we wait for the prison van carrying the notorious high finance mogal Onetrack and his business partner Cappy to await trial, from reports the Judge the Honorable Jason Flightrite, a new member of the bench denied bail. Reasons for the denial have not yet been made public. We will endeavour to keep all interested members up to date ,next report after the incarceration is complete.] UPDATE [ After arrival at the prison the van was vanjacked by the reporter Bull and was last seen heading for the spirit of Tasmania terminal . the scene was set up and as the ferry backed away from the wharf, the prison van flew ]avref] through the air after hitting the ramp and headed for the still open front ramp of the ship. But as the van lifted into the air the................
  23. ......those red and white cows,,,my god he said ,I,ve just thought of a way out of this scandal Ot !! ...................... Everyone was amazed when suddenly the rat stood up to his full height [about 14 inches by his last vet visit records] and proceeded to..................
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