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........in 1777 as old Cooky landed ashore with rum and food and sperm etc and the crew made the most of it ! This goes part way to explain old Cappy,s ancestry and race, Now some say he was mixed welsh and irish and several other countries but no one really knows much about our very own [NES] el Capitano/Cappy/ Rat whatever pronoun he is using that day. He is a man of mystery amongst us all and so intrenched into the higher levels of the NES that he has missed scrutiny and now it is time for him to...............
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.......paper tiger [AVREF ,,,long overdue to!] re:"Paper tiger" is a calque of the Chinese phrase zhǐlǎohǔ (simplified Chinese: 纸老虎; traditional Chinese: 紙老虎). The term refers to something or someone that claims or appears to be powerful or threatening but is actually ineffectual and unable to withstand challenge. !...Now this announcement cause a ripple of disent all alone the............
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.scoffed down he viagra and was in his prime. But unrest was in the air [avref]amongst the fair maidens who had started to ................
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.......and some red paint which was used on Bull,s second jackaroo and was quite striking too.... Now this...
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.nothing to do with..........
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.or rotax dealers around here, as his 503 disintegrated somewhere over.........
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This was my first jackaroo,and my second [side stick control]
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.found it strange that the :Bull: was seen leaving town in his jackaroo looking over his shoulder. The steers warning loud in his ears Bull was not...............
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Disclaimer: Bull has been advised by a higher authority that his last post IS FULLY COMPLIANT with the posting rules of the NES as it is changing and :continuing the edit of a NEVER ENDING always CHANGING story..................[just my rant for the day]
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................... on par with the also detested casa Fi,s who whilst ramp checking the parking area at.............
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.another story altogether,,you should see him trying to work out a new..............
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............he had won an old nag in a bet and raced it . Now this was just before the great Horse replication scandal and........................
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.A sort of smoker and enlisted the aid of the internet to ...........
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.continued until a few days later ,when a new scandal arose after a video from the late 1980,s surfaced of Turdy and Ratty aka Capitanio/captain flying small dangerous ultralights in Australia with similar rifling on the old 303,s left over from the Kyber Pass fitted under the wings[disclaimer: the validity of any names and facts presented in this arrangement have NOT been fact checked and are liable to some if not all being true or being BS] Now this video was very hard to obtain but the resolute old Bull brings the goods for your pleasure...https://studio.youtube.com/video/7hGY8Qjx-Fg/edit .........The antics of these flyers really upset the..............
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..............breeding only female children [as so far amongst the 45 children he has already spawned on the island there is no males,so they believe he will only produce females so therefore is a sought after commodity.] .and advancing the tribe on the global scale. Turdo gave a slight gurgle and cough and looked for a way out, then suddenly a rotax at full scream could be heard as OT came banking [avref] around the corner in his seaplane and landed and taxied up to the beach. As the aircraft grounded a massive roar could be heard as................... [Turdo,s harem with a sex prisoner wearing the yellow hat in the background sulking cause he has also run out of viagra]
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What are mates for old Ratty????
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....suddenly found his feet bound in vine and 4 of the before mentioned crusty members had taken him for their sex slave and dragged him off into the bush ,the sat phone left laying on the sand. We are not some backward simple tribe my man ! one of the crustier members stated. We know the Quality of these imports you seek are very inferior to Turdo! Now we demand................
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I'm sure the crusty "big"members of the tribe will keep him busy ,lol
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..........to appear impartial, as a small fight began when a rather large and crusty version of the tribe began demanding more "attention" then the young nubile members from Turdo. {and as his supply of viagra had run out ] he had to call in reinforcements with more supplies, So out with the sat phone and straight onto the speed dial for................
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.Just for the info of our esteemed NES members This tribes location has been a very well kept secret amongst Turdine/CApitinano/Bovine conglomerate head members.And will not be disclosed on a public forum 😉
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.............amongst a tribe of sex starved female natives in the massive jungles of.........
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..amongst the Indian {bottom photo ] community and the Indian [top photo] about cultural misappropriation and deceit of [decent]avref .Now as this war was starting to brew Turdine industries could see an opportunity to make a few bucks and............
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..........the appalling accident rate of these inflight instructor transfers, This practice has been........................
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.....:dervish !Now Cappy had just about returned to "normal" [if there is such a thing with Cappy] When out on the field OT had just pulled the stick back to "rotate [avref] ps: [could never really understand why pulling back to climb is called rotate? I,m not about to turn around at lift off!!!] Well after everyone had their fill of icecream the war began anew. Suddenly the sound of a rotax with a fouled plug could be heard approaching at full throttle from the south . The crowd of ice-cream lovers all scattered in all directions and Turdo began to...................
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..Now for months afterwards he has shown a tendency towards leather and tight pants muzzles and leads and such , and whenever he hears a siren he would do these weird..................
