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  1. https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/paraglider-landed-180km-away-after-being-thrown-off-cliff-by-dust-devil-20190103-p50pi9.html pretty scary....
  2. Ask Bull?....Nah don't bother asking me ,said bull I've just realised with all this gender stuff that the only way to fight these lefty things is use their own language. I've decided to start another sexual preference group it's called superstraights ,and it is a group of now marginalised people who only want to have a relationship with someone of the opposite gender to themselves [real ones] ,,,what with all the lefty phobias I've decided i will make up another phobia for this group called heterophobia [the fear from the left of normal men and woman couples]and if i,m attacked for this i,ll report you all to Eaann for hate speech against a minority group [#superstraights].. That's bloody brilliant said...................
  3. Go and shut bull up for f$%ks sake ,i,ll handle this just keep him quiet ok? No worries said loxie i,ll just..................
  4. .....................the Scottish kilt dance classes at the blue oyster bar [still in business just sleeping] and realised that his high kick in a kilt would bring some dis.....................
  5. .the head witch doctor of the mayanmarise for some advice on the best way to........
  6. .a bit of a boxer in his day ,a long long time ok though now he is just..................[loxie after winning the under 12,s championship a couple of decades ago ........]
  7. .and the bloody good crepes too , cried out onesie, from over at the...........
  8. Show a very large dislike to being told what to do !And it allows us to..........
  9. Making ..............
  10. . other smelly stuff. Now as turdo bounced back into the air [avref] his demeaner and antics attracted international media attention to the point a videohttps://www.flyingmag.com/pilots-places/pilots-adventures-more/stolen-piper-cub-video-youtube-otherworldly/ was released of his flight [avref], here is a copy for other NES readers to watch and then understand why onesie and bull decided that flying [avref] with him would be detrimental to all concerned [demonstrated by Turdo,s physical state in the video] and declined his offer to just go for a spin. I,ll fry with you ,said Sir Nobu, so rounding out [avref] again turdo..................
  11. ....a good feed of Tassie tiger steaks.[sent over from down under by his good friend and kickback supplier Turdy]...Now the ramblings that are occurring on the NES has prompted Eaaannn to fire the new woke moderator and employ the guiding light of the future for the world Mrs Pauline Hanson,[this was immediately opposed by the new senator from Tasmania Lidia Thorp ,who went a long diatribe about her safety in the work place ,and the lack of government grants she could steal and her access to the NES to promote her white brothers ,oops slightly tanned ones ] Now Pauline was a busy lady so she deputized Malcom Roberts to discuss the effects of the woke lies about global warming ,opps global cooling ,,opps climate change oops or what ever the next name is after the last one was debunked. Thats not true said onesie why............
  12. Nor has Bull , he has also been studying the effects of tinks ramblings on the native mutton bird and feline populations and has been gathering evidence for the upcoming trial of Turbine industries for insider trading,[they learnt this off of Nancy Pelosi ]and the inevitable collapse of the cat meat market . This was brought about by the NES employing a new woke moderator who has decided that their opinion overrides facts and truth and the NES should now be a guiding light to lead the county into the future.....What shouted sir Nobu [just back from his latest trip to the land of the long white cloud where he was learning the ancient art of mutton bird stuffing] "I know what I can do!", he thoughtfully said out aloud, to no-one in particular. "I'll repackage the cat meat in more colourful cartons, and mark it as.........tassie tiger steaks...
  13. jucinta price thingy on the abc radio news,,ranting on about "feeling" unsafe in the workplace,,,several knobs where broken on the corsairs dash as the scramble to turn it off unfolded.Why i think one of those knobs was.................
  14. New president of the good old USA ,,,,why he had them lining up by telling them it was to pick up a 2 grand stimulus thingy check . About a third of the way along this que was Onesie ,Beer in one hand ,gopro in the other ................
  15. NES awareness message,,,,,The rat in mickey clothing ,has seemed to have lost the plot again......but thats an event that unfortunately ,like the rona ,,we will just have to live with that ,,,wont we??? ...the back of cappys mind had slowly started to..........
  16. Close shave...............
  17. Broke the through bolts again............
  18. smoove batten to.............
  19. main street used to be in Bone , before that Tom cruise and that Australia movie covered it up in dirt and let cows defecate everywhere. Now do you know where that Cappy is at the moment Bull? Na said bull last i seen him he was feeding the Tassie tigers up somewhere near the Styx valley somewhere. Maybe turdo could.....
  20. seemed to be...
  21. hid his Tasmanian ancestry ,as only she knew that he had originally came from strong two headed Tasmania convict ancestry. Another secret about our cappy was he has a brother and sister still hiding away in the unexplored regions of Tasmania who breed Tasmanian tigers. They are always............ [cappys sister/s and his other brother who hides his head inside his head].
  22. started to see that she was having an orgasm and shaking so hard she let him go,,,my god said onesie [who had just driven up in his volvo] she is..........
  23. drainpipe to clear all of the old shower pubes. Bloody hell said Cappy, this is so thick and........
  24. and the rat has contemplated the religion for its OTHER benefits plus the government benefits are pretty good too. He was heard to say as he visited Westfield shopping town and did not see one other people beside islamic people ,But that 4 wife thing sounds pretty cool?,,,, spoke up onesie from over in the corner making a prayer mat . Why even the other day he was telling me about ........................................
  25. Versions of the species. When as he was reviewing the latest NES postings came apon a solution,,,,,he would get ratty to muster them from now on with his old robbo that he stole from twiggy and as the jackaroo was so slow he and his entourage would arrive at the destination at the same time!!! Problem solved cried onesie, my god your good at this thinking thing Bull,can you think about how to fix the next NES elections to get rid of that .........................
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