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a faint voice calling out "",who,s that ?"" 88 got up and looked around and down on the beach sat hilo who was exhausted after his swim to the island after turdo flicked him off the thruster. After giving him some water from his radiator cooler bag he managed to snag off the thruster before being thrown to the tail 88 sat down and Hilo and 88 started to discuss how to escape to enact revenge apon the rat and the turd. Hilo said you know a bit about those old submarine thingys don,t you? Why,s that said 88? well said Hilo as i was swimming to the beach i saw a remarkably preserved type VII german uboat laying in a cove just around the corner there, as he pointed to the nearest headland, ok lets have a look said 88 and they started walking along the beach and as they rounded the headland where astounded to see.................this..,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,Mein gott,,,, said 88 ,in a previous life before the witness protection program i skippered one of them [88 in a previous life] and ................
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turdo,s hideaway on king island. Only one problem the mighty gemini just did not quite have enough range being so heavy with 88 still clinging to the tail of his [stolen by turdy] gemini. Ok said the whimpering pin cushion that was once cappy after fixing the punctured fuel line with a band aid,, we will have to..........
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These bullheads in my arse are becoming a real problem as i think one has punctured your fuel line as the fuse was slowly filling up with 87 unleaded[because 88 was always a cheap bastard] and they where leaving a contrail behind them,the internet went wild with the scream,,,,it,s chem trails again Dan dan is spraying all melbournians with DDT to kill the virus..................Na that car,nt be right said hilo i think it is just cappy peeing himself because Sgt Doughtfires Prictorian ultralight enforcement squadron, was closing in on the mighty thrusters tail .[see attached photo] Now what do we do said Cappy...............I have no idea said turdo [hanging on for grim death to the spindly fuselage pole as 88 said he was not welcome inside].Just shut up and watch said 88 as he threw the mighty gemini into a...................
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Corporate takeovers always stuff up a good thing,,,bloody shame to see this site [which has always been a "friendly" site] now turn into the 2020 """we want more and more""" just like the RAA has gone . Will be the death of recflying me thinks ,,,,,sad
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the notorious thruster undercarriage spring started to bend and Cappys arse was descending[avref] ever closer to the gravel below and worse still the drag was becoming almost too much for 88 to keep the old gemini straight and it started veering towards the big patch of bull heads or as the southerners call them 3 point jacks [qld tyre and arse destroyers] Oh shit could be heard from the cappy just before...............
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the blue oyster doing skid marks and traction events[don,t ask said cappy] . Well that is a fine..............
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And after doing the singing thing and seeing the photos of turdo,s new chaps,,Cappy decided that that leather look was just right for his next appointment,so after being online for 5 minutes his new leathers where on the way ,this is cappy,s new "assistant " trying them on for him,,,WOW said hilo you,ll look a treat at the grand reopening of the blue oyster bar [after the covid bullshit],,i bet you,ll get plenty of...................
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new undies, as he had not changed them for a week , and they where starting to..........
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I,m with stupid, with an arrow pointing at turdo,,,,,said cappys new shirt from Dan dan. I,m offended screamed.............
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..border country of southern NSW?? Pan pan [avref]Dan dan said to the rat,,,,,it,s all the same now. The Prictorian SS BRANCH of CASA had taken advantage of the current pandemic and no flying to start snooping around all the very FULL hangers around the country to try and find all those raa flyers who had not renewed the rego of their hobbie cats with victas,,well said turdo........
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this new format reeellly suckkks ,and it is not giving out notifications at all. Arrghhh she be right said Salty [also just rescued, from the dark web] Eeeannn will change it again soon ,so don,t sweat it,it,s 2020 for flucks sake,,sake sounds like a good idea ,said Turdo [just back from Hiroshima]don,t mind if i do , he said as.............
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After months of being lost in the dark web,those chicko lolls sound awesome cried the decrepit creature that once was a proud and strong BULL , who was now downtrodden by EEEEannnn and his format changes and was reduced to begging outside the local FBO[avref]for joy flights just to feed his raging habit.. After searching hi and lo [he had nothing ] Bull stumbled on the NEW wreckflying and is to this point withholding judgment as to improvements or detriments....Flark where is my komono,cried Nobu,it was just here a minute ago.....
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home grown corona !!!,,this version you lot got ,is nothing compared to ours said Nobu quietly ,,,,,,,,,,,,,[now this really worried all the true NES fans because Sir Nobu is a founding character of "The Story" and his health is very important to us.],,,,,Geeeessse ,said.............
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All missed the underdog Bull who came climbing up on the polls to the point of a landslide victory as Vice President of the United States of America!!!!!!!!!! [hooly flark] said Nobu [just back from flying in his zelo avref] what do we do now?.................
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used to grow the five finger tomato bushes in his teens,why just the other day Salty had........
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The new keyboards has too many donut crumbs ,,lol Could be shouted Turdo,after dragging himself back upright [spin recovery,avref] he always had a history of.......
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AND from the corner could be heard the cry,,,,,,,you called ME a CAT !!!!!!! screamed Sir Ratty and blam straight to Turdo,s chin,,arse over head he went and as he was falling it could be heard.................
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the rat [captain] being escorted into parliament house to introduce his new road map forward for Prictoria ,after Chairman Dan asked the rat what he thought he should do. Now the plan that Ratty and Turdo had worked out one night after some Drambuie and rum was pretty intense .....Holly toledo said batman [hilo still in disguise] That has to be better then the Wuhan ....................
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.flight in the turbine loehle with twin drop tanks you can not drop . Now Bull from Taswegia had already done a test flight over Prictoria to drop shit on chairman Dans house ,but was intercepted by the rat flying a Jabiru who was so lucky just to get a fleeting glance at Bull, before his trusty jabiru went though some through bolts and smoke started streaming from the stricken Jabiru as it decended [avref] into the St kilda beach area and was last seen being arrested on the beach for not wearing a mask,,holy toledo batman[turdo in disguise] said..................
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.down to check out this flying interloper,just as turdo had exited the 152 the magpies where startled by this apparition emerging from this flying beast and went into a.................
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Eeeeen this time the turdo has been beaten to the punch by onesie,,,now this has to be a record and others NES users are starting to question his ......
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If you shag like a "bull" maybees ve vill come to some arraignment, you be vasting zee time with zee onsie, said bull on his portable long distance HF [avref] set from the mud under the bridge on the DMZ. He is still reading popeye comics and thinks getting laid is how you get an omelette....................[disclaimer: the cappy,s shagged dog had nothing to do with onesie, but the rat had to come up with some answers for the RSPCA when turbs dobbed him in]
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..just could not handle that Korean Kimchi,,I,m just popping down the shops for some smokes ,said Bull as he careened out the door and slid into his custom made person carrying drone [avref] and escaped..................into the blue..............
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would always talk about beer prices,,,Why when i was a first drinking a 10 ounce beer was 35cents and a pack of durries was 95cents etc etc........
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turdo in a V neck shirt with long shorts and long white socks as well!!,,,,Nah thats no coincidence,,why he does ..............
