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  1. rear orifice , "" POOO "" ,,,,, WHAT,S that smell screamed turdo after seeing the apparition call poodundan [witness protections new identity given to King Jon Dan] emerge from the septic tank where he had been hiding from...............
  2. the look on King jon Dan premier of Prictoria face as the real king of the big island put out a law that would wrest the commie control of Prictoria away from him..my god screamed Hilo, Commie Dan,s jaw hit the ground harder than a dambusters [avref] big boy bomb [avref] hit the turpitz[ navref]Commie Dan could be heard muttering under his breath ,flarrk how me pay back big china now shi shit he said , i,ll have to join the witness protection act after i get kicked out of prictoria,,,,,,No fluccing way a voice in the distance could be heard saying,,i,ll make sure they know where you..............
  3. hanger [avref] now turdo,s peck is not your normal peck either and the things that he did where..................
  4. the occasional peck behind the......................
  5. Love ,something they brought over from Tazzie after the great northern migration of 62 during the run away from ..............
  6. ...slightly weird practice of...............
  7. ...slightly clingy run of effluent ,to rinse off the...............
  8. indulge in his greatest fantasy,As the sound of the large tractor approached it became known to all as a bloke was live streaming it,,,,,,,My god screamed .......................
  9. Hey shouted Bull ,what the fluck are saying there Ratty , you where the one to introduce us all to your oriental extraction process! So do you mean you got it................
  10. Never as good as the flucktruck [hq panelvan] or the finger wagon [ford escort panelvan ] brings back memories of the Bone drivein said bull,why we used to.........
  11. And a mass takeoff [avref] was witnessed with the casa inspector running after the screaming rotaxes, These bloody NES members are gunna be totally flucked when they land . He was screaming blue murder to all and sundry and going really red in the face. over in the distance could just be seen Cappy and turdo trying to swing the prop in the Savannah to escape after turdo flattened the battery watching porn online all night, Bloody hell screamed Cappy , whats this white stuf all over the seats ?
  12. aandd gaaaviin dont forget to bait that "rat"trap tonight the ratty was seen ..........
  13. You could trade a blown seal [avref,, something to do with exscimos or something]] for a sheep stuck in the fence to a kiwi,the ratty had.............
  14. ,they could not hold their walking sticks and play the guitar at the same time ,I can said hilo as he was seen to be strumming the guitar with a part of his anatomy whilst doing the strings with one hand and shoving the walking stick up.......................................
  15. ..something you would see on prime time reality tv. Now just at that moment over the hill came the ladies auxiliary group from the rissole, who walked right into the debarkle of hilo and sgt doubtfire,,hats went flying and walking sticks where brandished as weapons and as one the ladies ..........................
  16. ,,sickest thing Turdo and Ratty had ever seen was played out after moving up the bank to the lawn in the grounds of the old blue oyster bar that ratty had brought to refurbish and reopen . My god screamed the rat, i have never seen ......
  17. as Turdo was raving again, and not only that but so was Hilo, as he recognised turdo boy from his banjo days. Now Hilo was starting to look a bit green and suddenly went into a fit of .................
  18. spotting banjo playing toothless twits on nearly every porch/verandah along the Channel Hwy,yeep cried the bull they are bloody everywhere,and everyone seems to have the same last name too....very concerning ,this is my neighbor ......related to Hilo apparently.....
  19. Cocaine with this, so it suddenly became very scarce in mexatoria. Hilo steered [with great difficulty due to the rudder hanging half off] towards the wayward thruster [thruster shouted turdo,is that a new porn movie?] and maneuvered until the rat was able to leap out and grasp the.............
  20. BUY DECENT ZIP TIES as after a very uncoordinated recovery from his flight upset ,,the bloody thing wanted to fly in circles,,after checking his rear view mirror he saw that the rudder was................
  21. checked the oil [avref] kicked the tyres and zip tied the rudder back on, and was all good to ...........
  22. his ex wife, and her minions,,[they sold for prime prices too] but there was rumblings of discontent,as the taste of the rat was nowhere near as good as the possum,,,so ratty had to drive more often on the channel hwy to collect more road kill possum to mix with the rat meat. Now there has too be a ....................
  23. .....the new meat trade, and started substituting the cat meat with Tasmanian possum. The chinese went apeshit on the new meat and within 1 year Cappy [the rat]had secured contracts to supply the.....................
  24. Where none the wiser,,,awesome piece of work , said Hilo now we just need to....................
  25. Ivory tower[avref],to create some steamy.
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