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  1. Calling the RSPCA [Rat,scratching,personal cleanliness association] to report him for his .
  2. The Rat had been sneakily eating the smackos too,after doing 3 backflips and the shortest STOL [avref] landing without using his tail he had ever done,,,,,he was seen to.................
  3. ...start howling a tune that sounded like.............
  4. Had fallen after dancing around the hanger when suddenly..............................50 cal gunfire could be heard in the distance ,and shortly after a cessna spiralled into the sea afire Faaarrk what was that ?? cried Turbo when a buzzing sound could be heard ,,,,Hilo suddenly came over the treetops and touched down He came over to me mumbling something about Victorians and the virus thingy blooody hell what are we ..................
  5. .rest laying under the hanger door [which at the time was half closed ] when suddenly..........................AHH beaten by the RAT rats....
  6. crashing off the end of the strip after being overloaded and forgetting to put the flaps down. In a statement, police said it was alleged the pilot attempted to “collect drugs” between 1pm and 2.30pm, local time, on 26 July. The plane is believed to have crashed while attempting to take off, although a small aircraft believed to be that of Hilo,s was seen sporting twin 50 cals...... Police allege “greed played a significant part in the syndicate’s activities and cannot rule out that the consumption of part of the cocaine had an impact on the pilot,s ability to take off” The aircraft wreckage was found with the wheels up and the flaps retracted. . What no flaps screamed the Rat what where you thinking ,maybe...........................
  7. was rather fancied by the Assistant Commissioner Lesa Gale of the Australian Federal Police (AFP) as she staged a press conference to announce the arrest of the head of an Australian drug syndicate connected to the recent drug bust in PNG . This was a multi-agency operation that had been ongoing for two years, involving numerous law enforcement agencies being ...... Rec Flyin Policing Group[RFPG ] A spokesperson said at the press conference That a man known as Turdo [not sure why ?] was arrested and they are still looking for a character called Hi Lo who drove the landrover from Lae but was last seen flying away over the horizen in a drifter .....This bust was in cooperation with {RFPG] as well as members of the Royal Papua New Guinea Constabulary (RPNGC) and several shady characters from the forums . He explained that they the joint agencies had been tracking the flight as it left Australia en route to PNG. And the pilot {hereby known as Turdo} was arrested after being pulled from the wreckage of his cessna after..................................
  8. .....and arrested Turdo .he was found to be piloting terrorist around over lebenone a skydiver caught him on film , heres the video
  9. ...........................it was 2020 and the minorities now rule and if your weird/gay/black/ or pink no one is allowed to criticize anybody now,,,so the WRSK was soon inundated with WGBP marchers setting fire to the garden of roses [because they where once used to seduce woman and are demeaning to them] next they started on the..................................
  10. Bloody zelo it was pink ,the reaction was ..................
  11. ..........sprayed...............
  12. The old way like they used to do at the Blue oyster bar from the old days of the NES with sir Nobu flying all the way over just to have them again at WRSK [avref]...................ps Sir Nobu had even fitted his zelo with floats just for the occasion.
  13. ...................as the waiter at Waterfront Restaurant & Soup Kitchen with.....its fantastic menu ,,ie: ratticus turdo balls with pubic spagetti,,,or roasted turdo meatloaf with gonorrhea sauce , the best though was ..................
  14. hat with RLM on it to support the rodent population of every airfield in the land. Now the powers that be have decreed that the term "RAT" is now a derogative,/drogertive fuck it ,,NASTY term to describe them, What screamed out Birdbrain [for true followers of NES will of course remember birdbrain from page 3 of the story ,,he has been on holiday for 8 years] we are not allowed to hunt them anymore??what am i going to feed my chicks???............
  15. Turdo beating highlo [avref] to the next comment on the story,,oh well said the rat he will have to go to the ..............................
  16. Golden joystick [avref] ,now turdo boy was really in trouble with commie dan from prictoria as he was seen sneaking out of his quarantine to go to...............
  17. Now bull won a little coin awhile ago and he brought a keyboard that actually works ,lol
  18. And now he is explaining to the tassie authorities how he did not stop in prictoria [the state full of nasty bugs] and flew via cooper pedee to adelaidey, then ac across the pond via mid straight refueling and a emergency landing on King island [he needed a piss],, now the flying cops believed him and he is getting ready to.............................
  19. Now bull was a bit smarter then most and his mate set up a boat half way across the pond with a jerry can of fuel mounted between 2 poles on the back deck,,,Now bull slowed the old jackaroo down as much as he could and used his carrier tailhook to snatch the jerry can of the deck [ he got the idea off utube] one day it all went to plan until......................
  20. And after rolling his jackaroo fitted with his custom made 737 apu turbine power the jackaroo was a rocket and he headed straight for the............................... [faaark its cold down here lol]
  21. Who has now flown his jackaroo to that strange land called tasmania.Bull is back
  22. [GALLERY=media, 3600][/GALLERY]
  23. Not made anymore, i had one [GALLERY=media, 3599][/GALLERY]
  24. of luvly door skins and seat covers for the rv6/7/9 etc,,,Oh No cried out Turbo,,i,d just ordered a new rv6 just because I liked the seats[several aviation references]What do I do now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well growled a voice from way down the back of the bar maybe you should...………...
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