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  1. .the bloody greenies got involved,now all on the NES would know of Bull,s distain for greenies and he.........
  2. ...ffaarrk that me Marky mate ! NOW GRAB THAT CRAY POT AND BAIT IT UP ya lazy slow piece of sh#t and swab that back deck and get the next pot ready and never ever QUESTION NOR DEMAND ANYTHING FROM THE SKIPPER ,,,,,,,Rules of my boat are this....Rule number 1 :The Skipper is always right! number 2 : If Skipper is wrong ,refer to rule number 1 ok....!!! The skipper is King and any thing i say is LAW ok? got a problem with that? Hmm How long can you tread water mate,,,,,hmmm???,,,,C,mon grab a handful of that 5 day old bait and lets get fishing.....,Now Marky stood up and said.......
  3. ...the rising market and contacted the well known mariner Bull to manage his fleet of cray boats he just brought. The sun was just above the horizon as bull inspected the fleet,"These pieces of %^$@ are...............
  4. ...submarine and then................
  5. ..has to live with the constant jibes about her "beam" [if ya get what i mean 👌] And now she has the fact that amongst the NES there seems to be a payoff to achieve the "first class member " title! Re: Bull Turbo and the Captain are much more prominent members of the NES then the now famous "OT" who somehow gained superior rating above other members and i think this should be addressed by the "New censoring bureau"} just a thought!.............Now back to the story,,,Turbinia now flew into a uncontrollable fit of rage and lunged at Turbo who just managed to.............
  6. .subject you to all kinds of ...............
  7. Could be messy,,,just saying......
  8. ....And there you have it !! The deep state has infiltrated our NES and are now censoring members,,next they will take our...........................................
  9. .............and caught a whiff of Wun Bung Wing,s BO and nearly suffocated as they dragged him past.........
  10. .said in almost fluent French ,,,, Merci pour votre soutien mes amis,,,Maintenant, où est le bar...the crowd roared and surged towards the bar slapping Bull on his back saying ,, Cet homme qui a fait preuve d'une telle habileté et d'une telle audace était étonnant alors que vous commandiez cet avion, monsieur...Bull tried very hard to hide the fact that he could not really.............
  11. .....layed on her/him/it/whatever..... , one of his best Bone rissole perfected [Mavis} kisses and proceeded to................
  12. .pushing the envelope [avref] into an unknown realm that...............
  13. .of these beltings soon had a que of degenerates all dressed in tight black leather outfits, [even Turdy could be seen down the back wearing an old outfit from the blue oyster days] all waiting for a "nice " belting [some even sticking their arses up in the air instead of a limp wrist.This caused a ............
  14. .about the benefits of "catjuice" Emanuels sisters cousin explained that since she had been using "catjuice" her cancers had retreated but,her are getting bigger and................. my....................
  15. .....with the task, now after 150000 cats he had enough "catjuice" to power a......
  16. .......much more thought when deciding what to wear! Now it being so long since Ahlocks graced the pages again the NES was somewhat ................
  17. .............and he smashed into them with abandon ! ...This soon had a small crowd of protestors protesting for the preservation of the yellow cones society {POTYCS] ....they where aghast at turdo,s treatment of the poor inanimate yellow cones! ........[he had murdered a few earlier in the day trying to demonstrate his handbrake turns] an egg splatterred on Turdo,s windscreen and suddenly a...........
  18. many countries but,,,,was ironically made into a cartoon about Ratty,s adventures up the Khyber Pass [under an alias of course....] Now this........
  19. .................from one miss truth to another throughout the entire 4 and a half hours of diatribe he unloaded apon them!! So that is why the " Ratty and Turbo up the Kyber " Written by this fine young lady was soon banned in...................
  20. NB....And as the rat knows well old Bull never ever had a short period without the female attention! So the Homophobic insinuations will have to cease! Beware because there is much much more interesting NES history that certainly poses question on which side of the fence old Turdy and the Captain may have "allegedly" engaged in some lewd immoral conduct that might require further examination and publication!!! ................ ......these lovely greeters that Bull had organised ,and the night soon turned into...........
  21. .................these new fangled ipads and that strange magic from the sky "GPS",,,,and whilste Bull waas swiping and sliding and opening etc the aircraft had started to..........................
  22. ........................and soon had such a market that Bullmarines fleet had grown exponentially within a short period of 6 months ,The fleet now consisted of 9 fully refrigerated seafood hualers,12 container ships and several rig tenders and ocean going salvage tugs. Having given up fishing , old Bull had taken on one of these fine vessels and began scouring the oceans for stricken ships ,and soon gained a reputation to rival the best.....On a dark night 340 nautical miles off the South Cape of Africa a very large container ship {Not a bulls marine vessel} They had blown a piston and was taking on water from broken cooling system pipes. ,Bull soon had the {Esmerelda} [one of his best latest ocean going salvage tugs } up to her maximum cruise speed of 23 knots and was soon on site and began to........................
  23. ..it even had a coffee machine! [Bulls addiction to coffee was well known from all those long dark rough nights at sea].Now this drifter was the latest version powered by a ford capri v6 that Bull found in the back of a shed. The climb rate of this machine was................
  24. .peanut butter jar at the Australian open players snak room. Now Kad Kad island was renowned for the ferocious cats that had mutated after escaping from one of turdys farms. But way back in the islands past an episode so despicable had occurred that had...................
  25. .....someone had discovered that the gain of function research had actually been started way back in 2021 on several of the Turdine industries cat farms in Tasmania!! Now the Tasmanian Government had got involved and issued a warrant for Turdy himself. Of course this had made Turdy...............
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