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  1. ....turned towards Turdo and caught his wink so played the part and...................
  2. .........greased the right hands and Bull found a hacksaw and rope in his apple pie and............
  3. ......witchety grubs deeper into the trees and it hard to get a feed. Now some of the local women started to...............
  4. [ di you just assume it's gender?]
  5. ...............had some seppo blood from a real "cook" on the endeavour who was a prisoner serving out her sentence by ...............
  6. .........had visions of the time he and Mabel and Cappy had........ [that blow word has unsettled poor Turbo here he is after settling down a bit.] ]
  7. ...a load roaring could be heard as a..................
  8. .......and after a short time he came back out ,,,,,Please proceed sir and on behalf of the TSA [Targa steward union] we would like to extend our greatest hopes for a victory in your race ! Now proceed with your..............
  9. .had a secret weapon that he now used ,,no flat tyres, modern tech on an old bentley had saved the day as Bull..................
  10. .although keeping a wider line this time as the 30 ft wingspan was a bit of a problem with..............
  11. .and Bull turned off the safety control and remembered that Tassie is well known for the time he and OT won the Tassie Targa in a 1972 ford escort coupe. So soon the Bentley was.................. [Bull,s bentley before the race stickers]
  12. But this paled compared to the news that Turbine industries had been secretly funding the build of the Titennuts submarine that is missing . The whole crowd all crowded around the one old Rank Arena colour telly and watched Turdy ...............
  13. ........the front page yelled "Flight "instructor " was never qualified to fly an aircraft with more then two seats and had been cheating the system for years!, Now turd boy and the rat started looking for dark places to go and .....................
  14. ............that became OT,s first aircraft. He..........
  15. ...............and proceeded to........
  16. >and Bull,s team messaged old biden back with a simple ,,No thanks ,i voted Trump!.
  17. .........one was captured from the russians and found to be using...........
  18. ....overweighing the passengers luggage and the flight was substantially below estimate all up weight ,so was now performing beyond...........
  19. ......stuck his head into the back of his mates ute ,and his mate,s rotty thought that idea was fucked and acted accordingly hence the scars....Now........................
  20. .that the massive effort taken by Bull after becoming infrastructure minister, with now new "ultralights only areas at Mascot and Tullamarine and all major airports around Australia. Now the next task was the implementation of the 2 hour rule ,meaning that there MUST be an airport suitable for ultralights for refueling and sanitary purposes funded by the federal government.[this rule is after complaints from residents of the urine coating of their roofs] Mavis nearly fell arse over tit after seeing Turdboy al dressed out in a suit and manicured nails and hair ,Now this upset the rat a bit as he was thinking he would be in charge of all things to do with aviation[transport] which is technically right so Bull ..................
  21. Yeah but she cheap to run ,lol
  22. .reminiscent of the time ultralights ruled before morphing into quasi general aviation aircraft [avref] and engine stoppage's where just seen as an inconvenience rather then an emergency and gliding landings where the norm ,power or not. Yeah i hate when i see those spam cans dragging their arse under high revs over the threshold said the rat , they are always just 3 seconds away from death in that sort of landings! I also cringe watching the same thing said..............
  23. .you could say that the shit completely hit the fan , and the uproar was only beaten by the sounds of turdo and mavis in the change room. Bloody ell said Bull i'm out of here [as he climbed into the jackoff that he dragged out of the shed he fueled up and was gone.Now the expedite of other NES members had grown from a trickle and was getting faster and faster as...............
  24. .nefarious FFULA members who seemed really well trained in the art of fel................
  25. ...Mrs Harris ,of the fries to Ukraine ladies association ,,Yes we could have had a...............
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