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    .........although the tech scam rates have gone through the roof! It was getting so bad that even when you rang a taxi to get home from the pub the operators would be like: Hello sir your taxi will require you to purchase 2 $500 gift cards and you will stay on the phone until you scratch the number and give it to me for your reservation ,sir? Now this was effecting old OT on the Gold Coast [land of the meter maids] as he walked along the coolangatta sands dragging his luggage behind him [I,m too smart for these tech scams said OT] on the way to the airport to collect his thruster for the flight home .This made him very...................[Unfortunately the quality of the meter maids had also fallen behind the par,,this was OT with 2 of the better ones after his clash with covid]
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    ...It is the determination of this court , that Cappy is to be sentenced to a term of............
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    ..got some nail filler and a bit of left over mascara from the mardi gra and she was sweet . Now the large bit of fabric hanging down under one wing was another thing altogether!....... All good shouted OT ............[who was feeling a little left out of the NES] we can just.............
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    .............got some time behind the shed with Bull,[who had slipped away for another liaison with the coffee lady],,,yeah ,she said i love to ................
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    ........out of the blue swooped a bunch of Koo---kaburra,s [who had hidden out in the blue mountains until today to avenge the death of their siblings] they soon had Turbo and Harry in ribbons of flesh and one soon had Harrys left eyeball in it,s mouth and started to................................
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    ....but nah ! nothing so wolf creeky but herds gather there ,said bull [ever thee master of the crossword in his younger days] that's me answer ya getting ,,work it out!....Now this soon attracted the attention of Cappy and he..................
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    ,sheilas all down the East coast of Australia who had.................
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    .....was seen to turn purple and Turdy rushed to stop him from...........
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    ...............use- my - old-keyboard-again-like-i-used-to-said Bull,,,,,,but i find it easier to troll the NES to antagonise a response as it is more fun,,,,,,now being crooked was not the affliction that everyone thought it was and Albo is proof of that said Turdo why look what he has done to..............
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    yep.
  11. bull
    That explains why i had to walk down 6 floors to the coffee shop to eat a dried out sausage roll!
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    disclaimer"i never got any fruit!
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    .very confused kangaroo,,,story go,s that Cappy had .................
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    .me too ,bugger
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    .also showed how good they are as runway markers too.....
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    .sounds like your just a bit jealous mate ,,,,really ,,that is how your coming across.....lol
  17. bull
    .so it is a multiple offender ah?
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    ..........and his other very well known and very large body part ! And what part would that be exclaimed Mable [who was sitting down the back and suddenly stood up] i,ve known Bull for over 40 years and he definitely does not have a...........
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    .....good enough to use on the weekends as a training aid at night for [MOB] purposes for the coast guard. The blackhawk captain [avref] said his head stood out so well we could..............
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    .inherent capabilities by................
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    .........dolled up trannies as they all gathered for the unveiling of the first aircraft to fly,,, the "SOT" [Seamus O'Reilly Track] special,having been retrieved by Turdo, from the before mentioned dump. The commotion caused all the ................
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    .......and the Gender Queer Journal...... [GQJ].........all this abbreviation was baffling OT who was now trying to...................
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    .promote democrats,why his latest campaign even got an imbecile elected to president of a country with more nuclear bombs then Australia has roos!!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yeah turdy [shouted OT] but your indictment to appear before congress to explain the disappearing domestic cat population in.........
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    .his bachelor in faeces art from the distinguished establishment of .............
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