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  1. PA.
    This picture taken from the British Interceptor.
  2. PA.
    It never occurred to me to use a helicopter as a Crocodile Lure. Could you use a Drone to catch Lizards?
  3. PA.
    Doris Flyer arrives home.
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  4. PA.
    Can't wait until Christmas.
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  5. PA.
    Are we talking about the engine or a woman?
  6. PA.
    I know I shouldn't be posting this as I was sent it in private but I couldn't help myself. The new Bex is Better engine. It does weigh slightly more than a Rotax but some weight in the tail should balance the plane.
  7. PA.
    Ghost ships, they are a big problem in Sydney Harbour.
  8. PA.
    After the embarrassment and potential financial loss to Volkswagen caused by their Engine Management team they were reassigned to develop a simple trailer reversing system. After a year of research they finally developed a cheat trailer to showcase their talents.
  9. PA.

    Some quotes

    PA. replied to Owi's topic in Aviation Laughter

    I am no expert in Helicopters but I understand that having the wheels higher than the rotors is bad.
  10. PA.
    I use this www.phpbb.com on the forums I run. It is free and is also easy to setup.
  11. PA.
    So some dipstick stuck the wrong dipstick in the hole more than once.
  12. PA.
    Can you set the parameters for all the non aviation forums to not be indexed by the search engines? This would reduce the erroneous traffic that bounces out the door after 30 seconds.
  13. PA.
    Captain Jack Flyer over Paris.
  14. PA.
    Jack Flyer landing on the USS George Washington.
  15. PA.
    Please ensure all guns are safely stowed in your seat pockets before takeoff.
  16. PA.
    The owner is ill, it says so on the side.
  17. PA.
    Thought about importing some Saudi sand?
  18. PA.
    Well played.
  19. PA.
    SatNavs are fine on Saturday but what about the other days of the week?
  20. PA.
    The Greek Lover. A virile middle aged Greek gentlemen named Yanis, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Athens when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde man. Things progressed to the point where he led him back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled him senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" He paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No." Surprised, Guido reached for him and the rattling resumed. This time he thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, he returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No." Stunned, but refusing to leave this man unsatisfied, Guido reached for the man yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into his eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear..... "No, Norwegian. The Greeks invented sex, the Italians introduced it to women.
  21. PA.
    I am surprised no Jab basher has come along and said, "There is no difference, they both land without a running engine." (PS I like Jabs.)
  22. PA.
    Your safety is very important to us.
  23. PA.
    All on the same day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBGU9AqTimM
  24. PA.
    St. Barts.
  25. PA.
    Like to know how to make half a Billion dollars with only $10 million? Read on...
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