Being a veteran pilot ( this means: Old, having Some experience, and having a bad name ) I often get asked if I will accompany other flyers on jaunts. I LOVE free flying and being a recipient of a state pension as my main income. . . this is why I rarely refuse such an offer.) I also call this job 'Semi Qualified Ballast' . . .I have been a flying enthuaist since 1957, when my hands and feet first made contact with rudder and stick in 1957 and it has been my premium interest ever since.
Matey,. . .we will call him FRED. . bought an Ikarus C-42 aircraft, a rather nice looking 3 axis aircraft with fabric covered wings, tail and control surfaces, but GRP fuselage. Made in Germany. Power unit is a Rotax 912S / 100 HP engine. He had filled the panel with delightful instrumentation, and a Pilot Aware Nav system with coupled Mode 'S' transponder and TCAS. Basically, a plastic Boeing 737.
He learned to fly on an intensive course in South Africa, over six weeks in the beautiful sunny weather for which Southern Africa is well known. . . .But his instructors obviously never drummed into him the dangers of flying IMC He then had a few hours of conversion to the C-42, as he'd had all his training in PA28s. . . .
SO. . . to the tale. . . . . We departed Old Sarum Airfield, bound for Barton, near Manchester on a lovely Saturday morning with a decent forecast. . . . .lovely condx, until we were abeam the Malvern HIlls. . .then we had layered cloud at various heights. . .Fred changed altitude regularly, and had decided to fly the trip Radio 'Blind' without any assistance or notification to London Information. . .which was quite legal,. . BUT. . .if someone is offering you a deconfliction service free of charge,,. . .then why not tell them what you are doing what route and height at which you are cruising and where you're going . . .? ? ? Dunno,. .. I was flying with a fully qualified G.A. PPL. ( Note* I had the feeling,. . from some of his comments that he had not passed the RT test . . his departure call from Old Sarum was wank. . .
Around 12 NM North East of the Northern edge of the Malvern hills cruising at 4,400 feet, he flew directly into a solid deck of SC cloud, without even flinching. I flinched. I said WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING FRED ? ? His response ?. . .No probs mate, no higher ground around here, . . .nothing to hit. ( ? )
I realised at that moment that I was sitting in an aeroplane with a total looney tune. . . He lost directional control within less than 2 minutes, I could see the Alt winding down and we were in a gentle spiral to the left at around 5ooFPM And he was doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT THIS. . .. The AH was indicating the turn as well, but it was over on his side of the panel and was not easy to interpret from my side. I said 'I have control' and looked daggers into his face. There was a lot more bad speech from me that I will not repeat here. . .but I made it clear that I did not wish to get killed by some twat with the ink still wet on his licence. He was very argumentative the whole time. . . Then I noticed the ICE on the wing strut and this shut him up. . . . . .jesus christ I thought,. . .This is a bloody nightmare. . . ANYWAY. . .we landed at Long Marston and I departed and found my own way back home. Matey was mumbling about reporting me to the CAA so I got my statement in first by telephone to Flight Safety section. This is ongoing. Me having no revalidated licence isn't going to go down very well, but what the Fook. . . we shall see what happens. I let him know that the moment he told the authorities that he'd deliberately flown into IMC, without the appropriate licence, in a NON IMC rated aeroplane that he'd be in the crap immediately,. . so I hope that sunk in. FREE FLYING ?. . .SOMETIMES IT HAS WHISKERS ON IT. . . . .