..........ShootingStar:) because it went up like a rocket and came down like a meteor.
Turbine Design had made it safe by fitting twin ballistic parachutes made from "XXXXXXX" fairy dust!" according to Turbo who was irritated that competitors were already trying to copy his design.
Where the usual outcome for a Cirrus surprise landing was a smashed up aircraft, The exclusive AI module on the ShootingStar turned itself on and started the countdown for explosion on the way up, not the way down, and the cutes were deployed exactly when it reached the apex. As it was coming down the AI module was saying to itself "Where can I land safely; not in that big tree (chute adjusted), not on top of the church spire (chute adjusted) and they usually landed in cattle-free paddocks near a bus stop, like we all should.
The Shooting Star fuelled itself. Hank Cook, CEO of Turbine Power Systems Inc. explains: "The usual pilot wouldn't know 98ULP from Ivermecting Cattle Drench, so we provided a button on the instrument panel with a red flashing LED and the words "FILLMENOW". Push the button and the Shooting Star flies to the nearest 98ULP pump, ending the old habit of hanging four 20 litre jerrty cans around your neck, going 5 km into town on an electric scooter and spending an hour spilling th fuel all over the wing.
The problem was the intense debates on the premium site "RECFLYN+" where posters started to ask how to get these rules changed, or at least they asked that for the first four posts until someone posted that people who flew nose wheels were girls and everyone should use the barely controllable system from the 1920s, which quickly switched to what a XXXX OT was "and he uses AI" and went on .............