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turboplanner

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  1. I didn't waste people's time; over the last 10 years I've explained it about three times; many took the time to follow the steps and hopefully are happily flying where they want to go. CTA is not for people who have difficulty with documents because what you are learning is critical for your safety. I've had a Cessna 210 tail fin fill my windscreen as he cruised at 90 degrees to the entry point, about 3 who were coming towards me in the Western LAL in Melbourne with no communication. We don't need more with attitude.
  2. It's an RAA document, not CASA
  3. Have a closer look at the document.
  4. .........Vice President, Supply and we'll give him a Hyundai Pallisades company car. CT was miffed at this; He didn't miss the big Holden Statesman or the Ford LTD; he too was one of the people who screamed for cheaper cars and the Pallisades made him salivate every time he saw it on the road, which was rarely, so he ........................
  5. ........telling as, like lightning he pulled a dagger from the folds of his Chinese dress (WBW was one of the few Chinese who never put on the blue overalls let alone took them off), and struck at CT's heart, but CT didn't have one (like many people from the north). This allowed just the nano-second CT needed to unleash the 222 Brno where it would do the most damage. However, he breathed in just at the wrong moment and ..............................
  6. ........C.T.Barnum who had started his aviation career by swing from a rope hanging by his teeth. This paid a lot better than a new CPL trying to get into RPT, and he was soom able to afford the Quicksilver which had been in stock for four years it had a reconditioned ...................
  7. ....English as he is spoken. OT had verballed .......
  8. ......a weight and balance device. So when you did the “AUF Descent” pulling back on the stick in the hope that the QS wouldn’t drop, the mercury trigger shoots a stream of mercury up to the front. It ha saved....... Keep those (sic) jokes coming Cappy!
  9. This "CASA" document? xRAAP14.pdf
  10. Yes, I know what the topic is, but you need to go on the CASA site because you would be flying to CASA regulations.
  11. How about just going on the CASA site which provides the requirements. You have to take your own liability on this; it has added responsibilities like flying with Charter and RPT. What I said on 12/5/24 was "You may not be neatly in one camp or the other, but you're not wanting to fly in one camp either." As MattP said "If you're that keen and need it now, just do the training and meet the requirements."
  12. .......trousers. It was there that he met a seedy little man who offered him a fly in a genuine Quicksilver with.........................................
  13. (a) I read the documents rather than get information from Social Media. (b) RA people have been asking for it. (c) I read the posts from Instructors and students on this site who have told us what has to be done to legally fly.
  14. .........but before the ATRTPA could finish, bull saw that the kiss wasn't necessary; right before his eyes was this little tag: "When all else fails, turn it off, then turn it on again. bull whipped around and flipped the mag switch off, then on again. There was a burst of power, the aircraft shook, but it was out of the flat sping just as a flock of startled plovers took off beside him. He'd arrested enough downforce to perform a Downforce Landing, alighting as gently as the feather tickling his nose .........................
  15. You do. Check the training requirements (which students in these areas do before first solo, and aircraft equipment requirements.) People just haven't bothered to read the documents.
  16. ........."yew have reached the Vvoicemail of ....................................................
  17. ......wound but bull didn’t even flinch; he was made of the Right Stuff. bull gathered himself.......
  18. ......utilising the secondary effect of rudder and throwing himself forward for pitch. He had to release his harness for this of course and then overcooked it and.........
  19. .......have him do his famous FS at treetop level, so they could film it and analyse where this hapless crew would have gone wrong. In years gone by on this site we would have had Loxie to tell us what happened, and he would have got two or three of us to joing in a dogfight, common practice in the AUF, and sometimes the only way to get away from him was to FS down to get under the trees on someone's drive and surprise them at the Sunday, blowing even the sausages away, but ..................
  20. ....wot, or to precise he SAID he was going wot. As many people know, the French don't always live up to the claims they make around the world and HHIT disappeared into the crowd leaving bull.......
  21. .....Prawn badge instead of money. The disadvantage was that you were only paid in prawns when you won, but HHIT didn't seem to care and bull didn't ........................
  22. ....outdone by bull who.......
  23. ......ear. What is not generally knownis that FFL members are very short, but they've developed one of the best fighting skills in the world which is to run through the Sudanese legs with an upward bite as they go through. There is never a problem when the next FFL goes out. Cappy struggled to lift the 50 cal. but got it and the FFL commander stationed them up the Eiffel Tower. There were some uneasy moments after Cappy shot a couple of Marathon runners by mistake but that was all forgiven when his deadly shot a mile out saved President Macron. It was even better when President Macron put a band aid on his ear, won the election and awarded Cappy and Turbo (who'd had to hold the gun still) le Legionne d' Honneur, but .......
  24. ...undo the bolts and go for it or just hit it off with an axe. In Paree, Turbo was so distressed at the poor performances of the Australian rowing team that he'd offered to help out if they needed him. He volunteered Cappty too as Stroke, but Cappy was missing which was never a good sign in the afternoons. He finally found Cappy sitting at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower stairs getting an Eiffel. He was just about to drag Cappy back to the rowing, in case they were needed when a Peugeot Humvee braked to a stop. The driver, in the distinctive powder blue of the French Foreign Legion uniform which blends so well with the desert yelled out "Alors! Turbo" and threw him a 50 cal. "We need you on the Seine" he said "Someone has said they are going to fly down the river in a Pterodactyl [avref] and we think he has strapped Exploseev to his chest, and added "Can that dog sniff gunpowder?" Cappy flinched, but manfully ..........
  25. There is some doubt as to the size, and this was the case with Jabba Le Hutt because she was a Metric, an integral part of mother La France who, it has to be said, could throw a tantrum or two her royal self, particularly since Australia cancelled it's sub order after finding out the were only powered by 2 litre Renault engines and ........................... Jabba on stage referring to the brave actions of his great grandmother who fought in le Revolution de la France, supported by Turbo and Cappy who in the heat of the battle were firing their muskets so fast the barrels were glowing red.
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