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  1. turboplanner
    .....model Tasmanians and taught Tasmanian words like "Mainlander", or .......
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    ....Queenslanders and WAliens disappear to Tasmania where they are recycled, re-educated and re............
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    .......sheep studs of the Riverina, where jackaroos educate them and relieve them of any wealth they might be carrying on their backs, their phones and their credit cards. They are then carted out in the back of a ute to the back of beyond - somewhere like Balranald or Moulamein where the locals offer them a ride to Victoria for a grand payable up front. So they all finish up going on the fruit, where they find out what its like to work for Italians.........
  4. turboplanner
    Quote your own rubbish.
  5. turboplanner
    .....like everyone in that sliver of no man’s land between Victoria and just north of Kapooka to indenting the inbred grovelling population. Queenslanders called Victorians Mexicans but as we know they have difficulty with maps and these isolated people resented it and for years blamed the government for being picked on. when they saw Albo taking the Mickey out of them In his sombrero they attacked him with their ingrown nails and......
  6. turboplanner
    ........head for Mexico." Albo wasn't sure if this was good advice or someone else taking advantage of him, so he did nothing and finished up in the ...........
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    This is different but there’s a record in ATSB where the engine dropped out of a 150 and the pilot used the falling leaf method at times going backwards to keep air flowing over the wings and he survived.
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    Are you saying that should be added to the RA training at extra cost?
  9. turboplanner
    .......he was carrying the bag. Without recognising the press, R a'C handed the bag to Turbo and said "Thenks auld chap, you did a great job fixing thet much." You would think that after that, Turbo's career would have been finished, his empire crashed, whole populations sinking into recessions. But the Press hadn't noticed the bag or the conversation, or for that matter R a'C who'd just sauntered off. The teals did exactly what their job entailed, (a) Not being worried about the subject matter, or even understanding it, and (b) completely missing the point. The Press had fallen for it and no one saw Turbo quietly step into the Hummer and drive away. When Albo was told about it, he .............
  10. turboplanner
    .....underhanded scum action of match - fixing.....and he appeared to swoon with shock. The journos were all convinced and the story was about to drop when around the corner came Ra'C with a bulging Wallabies bag and ...........
  11. turboplanner
    .......and see about putting you on as a junior member of the team. "How much would I get?" asked bull. "151 kina per fight" replied Cappy. "But why would I be fighting?" asked bull. "Whenever we start to do a deal, the Minister sends about 20 rascals after us to steal the money back" replied Turbo. bull realised he was getting the raw end of the bird of paradise, and decided........
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    ......they want more. bull's eyes glazed over. We know from his precise statement of "150 kina" that he had only been mixing with the Bemal St rascals, and he wondered how an upstanding skipper could get into this Rugby Team scam. Cappy noticed the eyes and had no intention of losing good money to an over-eager crustacean squasher, so he.............
  13. turboplanner
    If it was an outlanding it would have been a glider. Multiple strips in paddocks there in sight of the freeway.
  14. turboplanner
    Numbers under the wing.
  15. turboplanner
    Could be a heart atack.
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    ......The Torres Strait Islands. Not many people know that the Papua New Guinea government shows two flags in government buildings, one of them the PNG national flag with bird of paradise and the other a rich blue with tiny light green dots representing the thousands of Torres Strait Islands. Each Island got a budget of one million dollars from the PNG people for bets and roads and picking up rubbish and stuff. This might come as a surprise to the thousands of Shire Councils who show a completely different flag; the rear end of a bull with his nuts represented by a star. And of course we pay $5 million per island just so they don't start dreaming up old massacres and their kids being stolen. Turbo once spoke to a group on one of the islands when he was doing one of his around Australia outboard trips and old Merc seized near Mer Island "Dat Aussie Bull flag not our flag" he said, "we not Australian, they just showed it to us and asked what we like to make it and we said Bullsh!t. You funny people Australians, dumb too" and Italian suit shimmered in the cool island breeze. Over on the Mainland (PNG) .......
  17. turboplanner
    The horse has bolted on this, with a lot of discussion on various FB and other websites. It affects RA Instructors, RA students, RA pilots and RA flying schools, so I would recommend these people hit the net and see who the players are and what they are saying and how it might affect you. Discussing it publicly just gives them a heads up.
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    ........ new foliage in the gardens was selling at a much better price than sweet potatoes. There was a short learning period known as "The frying Time" but it all sorted itself out and soon the people were making enough money to buy the flying cars. It didn't take long for the Latte joints to spring up in Port Moresby and there were flying cars parked in the streets and Lic Lak, Lok Loks and Lap Laps lounging under the shades ordering 128 versions of coffee, when ...........
  19. turboplanner
    .......sepic and in danger of being taken over by the LekLiks, LikLaks or eeven the LokLok from the lower village. Something had to be done, but ...............
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    ASIC if we just leave the description as your Flying Car, and put the charging cord in the boot. There was a rush of orders from the LeckLiks of the Papua New Guinea mountains who'd been waiting for years for this opportunity to overcome the tyranny of distance and.......
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    That's pretty accurate!
  22. turboplanner
    .....Turbo quietly changed the Corvette registration to EV then signed up and put EV stickers on the cars. No one noticed the difference and.....
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    There will always be big numbers if every class of aircraft is posted, but sometimes the description is so vague that it might be RA and it might not.
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    .... and then Cappy realised he'd made a mistake. He was always a dangerous back up on tour and this time he'd brought the wrong film. It showed Cappy competing in the Longreach Bull Riding Championship. NES readers might be wondering how Cappy could possibly be fit enough to ride a bull, but with a sash around his gut and a sport bra, he does quite well. The audience hadn't come for bull riding though, but "Shifty" Cappy asked the audience to imagine the bull was their better half and use their imaginations. Flying Car sales went through the roof!. Very few cars avtually left their charging stations, but that didn't matter, it was all in ...........
  25. turboplanner
    ...tour with the "Flying Car with bench seat - 8 shows a day. Cappy has mentioned some of the features, these became necessary when in the trial shows and rehearsals, Millenials just stared blankly when the CO2 clouds parted to show the BIG BENCH seats. "What would you use them for?" asked one, and that's when Cappy ............
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