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  1. turboplanner
    .....match the supply of cats to the restaurant's orders. It didn't take long for the word to get around "Hey Long See, don't take cat to vet at dinner time - rot of pet heart attack that time me think - bird too, pluck before you get him back and ...............
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    .....ingers are next, followed by a demonstration of ...........
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    ........and it only came to light when Putin yelled at his General "Wheresky are my XXXXXXX TANKSKYS?", and the General had to explain that the Russian Space Programme people had requested 40 Cosmonates (tank turret assys) to go into Space instead of Cosmonauts, stuffing up .........
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    the sum of the hypotenuse which was quickly amswered by Tenderloin who sniggered and said "There aren't any hippos in Australia". It wasn't that this was an incorrect answer, but that he got 9 likes and 3 winners, and someone else said it dependong on whether you were wearing ...........
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    .....showing toes is not the daring thing to do, because more than half Japan's tradies don't have them any more and you know what that means. As in the nutcase example of the Flying Car (in Nature do we see flying bulls, flying worms, or buzzing BlowCats?) there was a small goup in AUF who had been working for 40 years to develop a flying Komatsu. We won't say who they are to save embarrassment, but one of them doesn't live in the Eastern States. There were regular posts about D-375s with wings - flying Dozers. As some people had pointed out, if you're going to knock scrub down you put it in drive, give it WOT and sit back until you've covered 15 km with the 4.777 metre wide blade, so there's the obvious problem of the huge wings being crumpled by the trees each side. Someone suggested making them out of steel and grinding the leading edges. Another pointed out the D-358 weighed 74 tonnes but that was just met with silence from the group. And still the flying dozer [avref] thread comments came, until..............
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    The one I was thinking about was Barrie's in SA. This link shows the realistic 1 hour charge, 35 - 45 minute flight, difficulty finding places to land, airports too far apart (he was probably thinking about cross country hire at the time).
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    Anyone know how the South Australian EA is going for training? This was the one that broke some distance records but with two ground crews each with trailer mounted generators.
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    .....ton but some dude from Tokanamahtsu wrote in to say it disrespected the Japanese, and it had to be changed to not seeing any bullets. This was agreed to be fair throughout Australia, and ......
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    .........it was explained to them that four out of every five shots missed because of their poor eyesight or .........
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    .... which aircraft so we think you flap hands ha,ha ey! in a perfect mimic of what you'd hear in a Townsville pub. Richy Marles had a very short fuse but on this occasion chose to let go on the subject of the space OT alludes to. "What you complaining about mate?" You people driving Tesra, Daecoo, Indian Jags and BYD - "Build Your Dreams, and laughing you have plenty dof dream when engine go the heaven!!!!" We still make BIG TOYOTA like Les Thiess import. Thiessy very good customer, bought ............
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    ...lining up to head butt you three metres into the air so he'd tie the rope around its nuts and sit down to talk. Time and time again when the Afghani fed him a line, he's yank on the rope and there would be a terrified scream from the Afghain's goat and he wouoold spill the beans fast to save his goat. And so it happened that the smooth operation of TAITR-CD began to rebuild Japanese Industry to the point where Australia was ready to buy some Navy ships built from the steel of Japanese carriers Australian Coast Watchers had sunk back in 1945. The ships even have ........
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    were forced, by the security system CamelDung II to tell the truth and not let their imaginations dribble. This system had been developed by Turbo when as a CIA operative he rode a Quad bike all over Afghanistan and (we probably shouldn't tell you this becuse it will be a secret for the next 30 years) he issued a very short report Osama Bin Laden is not in Afghanistan. George Bush was able to use this information to go straight to Osama's hiding place and deal with him. Turbo had found it always paid, when interrigating an Afghani to tie a rope around .......
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    Word not mean marketing" and fell about laughing but then froze in fear realising they would have to say the meaning in Australian (or Queenslander), and it.......
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    .......fought, a Navajo always won; a 100% result, way better that today's lawyers when it doesn't matter how much you pay, one of them always loses. It has to be said that the Japanese Navajo-based Codes kept the Koreans out of the market for decades, so clearly a smart marjketing move. It was only when the Japanese learned to communicate in speech, that ..................
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    I guess you could switch the phone to video and attach it to an email if the online form won't take it. The point is the world has moved on - it's 40 years since the mid 1980's and its not going back.
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    We thought of that for the 500 and 800 tonne dump trucks, but the physics are different with applications like log trucks and urban work.
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    We already need 20 speed splitter transmissions plus range boxes in some trucks and that's with a diesel engine set for intermittant power demand.
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    because the can speak the edocb ut because they contributed so much to confusing the Japanese that after the war when they made friends with us and hung around the pubs picking up the code they branded the first cars with ..........
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    For those in Victoria, take a look at the process used by an authorised Roadworthy Authority. Not only is every roadworthy checks and assessed against the standard but it gets a photo to show there is no bias. GA works to a higher standard, so its good to see RA is easier to work with. GA is also financially responsible for "mistakes" if someone is injured or killed, so they have to ensure that you are doing PRECISELY what you are supposed to be doing. Aside from the crossover of liability over the past 40 years, we've had the crossover of computers where much of the frustration you're talking about is probably occurring, particularly the repetitive work. By that should be automated. In one case I've seen a reduction of one week, plus involving an engineer plus a draftsman to do the same job with small variants over and over again. Today I do them in under 15 minutes and can save or print all the calculations.
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    .....ceiling. Turbo has always wondered about Victorian Primary School teachers, but never said anything and Cappy's story has got him thinking if he's been doing things wrong, or .......
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    ...songwriting skills to put on a double act with Tylor. He had to rewrite some of them though after one night when the accordian snapped on one of her ................
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    See above. There were no emission standards in the 1950's After the collapse of the electric car market in the 1920s due to lack of range, GM was the first to introduce an EV, the EV1.
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    .......saucepans and roast basters. It was all Turbo could do to get to the end of a Tylor Swift song without ..............
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    ..........the inevitable happened. Those were the years when the chassis rail repairers association would hire a sailing ship and take us on a three month cruise around the islands dropping in on all the hula shows and.......
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