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  1. Could be, regularly happens.
  2. Sport Pilot was/is an SAAA name. I'm stunned that they just gave it up.
  3. That debate has already occurred within RAA and enough people said they wanted to retain it.
  4. Families of Tasmanian jumping castle tragedy victims launch class action. Public Liability lawyers, Maurice Blackburn are suing the State as operators of the school and the company which set up the equipment. Eligible to join the class action will be children who suffered physical or psychological injury, witnesses, close family members of those killed or injured. There is more on this incident back at Page 14, Feb 2, 2024. Which mentioned: Alleged tethered at four out of its anchorage points. Alleged pegs not installed at the recommended 45 degrees. Alleged pegs recommended by the manufacturer or a suitable alternative were not used. Maurice Blackburn will not necessarily go down that path, but this case will be of interest to people who own/manage airports/strips, flying schools, aircraft for hire, aircraft maintenance, aircraft sales etc. I haven’t seen any announcement on when the case will be heard. WX00302.pdf
  5. ....under the current (pre-Turbo) era was obliged to listen to him. "You know that bull character" he said " he flies overweight!" and stuck his thumbs in his belt to show how tough he was. Turbo wasn't about to distance himself from his lifelong mate bull, who'd always paid the bar bill after Cappy and Turbo and that snitch OT called in to Bone, and then skipped around the tiny distances of Tasmania. "You little...........
  6. ......he was resolved of and pardoned for any illegal actions he wanted to take. So far (unclassified) he has phoned up Boeing and told them to pull their fingers out or there'll be retrenchments in EVERY department (Turbo had picked up that mover and shaker from his American employers). Then he wrote to CASA and told them he was moving in on January 1 as CEO and would be booting all those who couldn't write a regulation in less than 15 words, and the rules were to be condensed to one page. One of the more clever CASA operatives suggested you'd only have to do that for idiots and Turbo carefully declined to comment, since he wasn't yet ready to pick the winners. Another CASA operative sidled up to him (it always happens when immiment firings are on the table); he was a miserable squirming little rat, but ............
  7. .....and that was all she could remember; Turbo was a knock out. That night she told the story to the other Chefs. The dinners were running 30 minutes behind all night, and the RSL patrons started asking questions. The evening finished up with all the patrons sitting in the kitchen with free beers and saying "Tell us again Joy" Then Joy posted her story on Instagram and it went viral; Everyone wanted Joy Flights and for a time filled the Flying schools looking for Trial and Instructional Flights, but the rush fell off as they realised that none of the operators performed to expectations. Turbo was world famous, and this was the start of his business adventures. Once he was invited to Mar a Lago and a woman in the street pointed to the lawn area and asked "Who's that blonde guy over there?" Her friend replied "I don't know and then with that secret look that women get "but that's Turbo beside him." Cappy, who fancied himself as a charmer, was miffed although he hid it well and .....
  8. Would one of you experts like to post the Bernoulli Theorem?
  9. .....excitement. The next 30 seconds were a blur........
  10. ...but first read the OP.
  11. ....that the RSL Ladies were constantly pestering him for Joy flights in his brand new Sportair. It was a twin sitting there on the Bowen Aerodrome next to bull's Sportair. Not many people know that Joy flights were named after Joy, the night Chef at the RSL. Turbo had taken her up for a spin and the altimeter was showing 5,300' when Joy............ The problem was that Joy seemed to be interested in flying so Turbo had bought a VHF radio for her to listen to them while she cooked. The problem was she never turned it off and on this day the afternoon RSL patrons put down their beers to a loud SSSSHHHH coming from the kitchen and rushed over to hear what at first was the sweet sound of the Sportair, but was clearly overlaid with other noises.
  12. ......gait.........
  13. Good summary. The success of a magazine is proportionate to its advertising income. RAA members have opted for charging members an additional subscription as well.
  14. down? That one looks like it's flying. If it went onto do damage on Russia that's been happening for quite some time with a lot of success.
  15. ....meal if you are stuck out in the desert without food. Only problem is if go into the desert and get down to less than a weeks food, you're also dumb enough not to carry three types of firelighters to cook the camel. After you.ve eaten the camel there may be .......
  16. ".......give them all a tickle with the iron and tell them Jesus loves them and......"
  17. .....machette swingers who mainly slashed women and children were focused now. Cappy shouted that famous order conceived at the Battle of Waterloo and the WF group moved from the Defence Perimeter into a Box Formation, trapping the skinny scoundrels. There was no need for him to give the order "Wait till you see the whites of their eyes" because every two eyes inside the Box where glowing white. Four of them made a rush for an Audi, but OT, as he'd had to do many times with the Natives of WA, put his foot out and tripped three of them, and bull, who had been a gun Ringer in outback Qld roped the other and made an example of him. They didn't test Khyber Copmmand again, and ........
  18. ....whiff of BBs breaking six arms and taking the nose off a particulartly tall one who....
  19. ......hero in taking out six tall and skinny people in a northern shopping centre who were armed with machetes and had been chopping up babies andany other tall and skinny people who might have been shopping. There was blood all over the shopping centre but CT just waded in with the 12 gauge U/O loaded with No 9 "marked for life but not killed". The cops appreciated this because there was less paperwork and when the called on the home and the parents said their "child was busy with his/her bible studies", the red pellet holes told. otherwise. He was disappointed that he only received a printed certificate and not a gold medal but Premier Jacinta apologised and said she had no money like our mothers used to do. It wasn't over the gangs didn't like being messed with and a week later a convoy of stolen Audis, BMWs, Benzs and Imprezas headed towards DG, and .......
  20. ........genuine block of salt because in the past CT had only fed them rabbit meal and the fluff ..............
  21. Left leg muscle was needed to support her and she fell onto .............
  22. ......whistled as people on the land do to emphasise a command (a bit like the Queensland "ay"). The cattle took no notice and after a few days ...........
  23. You can bet someone will pull the "discriminating" button sooner or later.
  24. .......40 years!" and he asked four Israelites to hold one up so he could read it to the gathered people. Astute NES readers may be thinking that if he needed four Israelites to hold one tablet, how could he have been strong enough to carry all the tablets down the mountainside. The answer came at the very end of the long "Thous (These day we say youse) shall not be like Captain Cook VIII" tablet where the carvings said "Brought to you by Isaac Turbine's Strength holy water." Modesty prevents us from saying what Cappy had been up to, but it was bad and he was close to being turned into a pillar of salt on the spot. His GF got it instead. Cappy was ........
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