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.......classified as Chinese, but of course there were some members of AUF who were, Like Mr Magoo, a few hours late in the Greenwich Meantime world. Cappy raced for the bathrooms but in has haste dropped his Panda shorts in the floor slot. He was frowned upon by several old men squatting and grunting and while quickly pulling his red shorts out of his pocket caught a compact gin bottle and it flicked straight towards the nearest old man who caught it and held it up, with a delighted grin to his mates. Cappy left that room with the code identifying him as a genuine Chinese of Mongol Ancestry (M. Polo 1210 - 1264) He strode confidently back into the meeting room and Chairman Xi welcomed him with open arms. "Should I buy these machine guns from Turbine Firearms, and Cappy the Nouveau Chink that he was said "No, I can supply cheaper". XI looked him straight in the eye and said "How much" Nes readers will know that Cappy never quite understood the skills required for marketing and at that cricial moment Cappy froze, much like his ancestor had done on Waikiki beach..........................

.....pandas and looked like she might be interested despite the threat of being beheaded by six terra cotta warriors, but just then OT walked in and .....

...but Cappy broke in and said " that's BS, Chairman, we in the west know it's made of rocks and sand." Xi beamed; this man was not a fool (although it has to be said you can't be sure in just a few sentences) and he said "What I really want to do is knock out some of these Satellites which are spying on us every day as we go about our lawful business. Cappy .................

......a most auspicious coming together of moons and this came to the notice of Chairman Xi who called Cappy in for a chat. Cappy's brassy mood (as shown by the self-promoting effort above) froze momentarily, but when he was ushered in Chairman Xi said "Cappy, I'm not interested in your usual XXXXXXX stories; my question is can we fit a machine gun to the front of your lunar module?" Cappy said "Yes, but why would you want to do that Chairman?" Xi said "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but ..............."

...embarrassment in the Bombay Club that a descendant of Captain Cook should be a mere calque! "The last calque around here was taken out and fed to a Bengal Tiger, what!" said Sir William Orpington-Smythe who was prone to spreading gossip about others in the Club. Cappy ......................

......balance....and we all know the importance of weight and balance. So cunning Cappy started offering Weight and Balance courses by a very experienced aviator who had beaten fearsome odds in places like the Ucayali tributary of the Amazon River where he had to fly under the trees with monkeys dropping on him now and again, Guinea Bisseau, The Khyber Pass and Kapooka. His tag line was "We can really shift your weight around!" As time went on there were rumours and ........................

....those who had practised Upsets and basic Aerobatics all survived. it was a lesson to all there that...........

......the latest at the Double Bay Latte shops." Soon there were trails of little old US ladies trying to drive down the RH lanes of those narrow Sydney streets, and ...

......at times feels like jumping off Kahekili's Leap but in recent years as soon as Turbo lands one lot of old boilers throws Leis and other things around his neck at the airport, screaming "DO THAT WAIMEA BAY ELVIS SCENE TURBO!" and a dozen or so head out to the Leap hoping to catch Turbo as he ...........................

....start the very popular "Find the hidden Door" competition. In the beginning this involved a passenger being given a small hammer, but some of the fat Americans hit so hard that .......

....booked his next flight to Bali, where he doesn't bother lying on the beach, but spends the time flying from island to island in a Garuda Boeing 737-800Ng, which they bought cheap by saying "Don't worry about the upgrades." It was on one of these flights that he met ............

....winners along with the "Champagne on tap system to each seat". People have been heard lately saying, these are flights to die for, or ...................

....Gina Rhinehart. Turbo had become nostalgic. As a little boy he had been taken to the Mangalor Airshows where it wasn't unusual to see 50 Ultralights take off in the first 50 metres of the cross strip and fly down it at six feet and 15 wide, banking on to the main strip (leaving a couple in the paddock beyond). He was there that day when Pierre Airbus visited the Show. Not many people know that the conventional control yoke in RPT aircraft was a problem. Airline pilots with fat legs had to retire early because they couldn't achieve steep rates of bank. Pierre was excited to see these Australian Ultralights in action, and was offered a fly. Scott Winton, unaware that Pierre, a brilliant Design Engineer, had never actually flown an aircraft, gave him one of his new Jackaroo Side Stick Control aircraft. "Mon Dieu!" Pierre exclaimed on landing (and not because he had soloed on his first flight), "theese solve the probleem of fat legs, nes ce pas?" and from that time on Airbus aircraft have always had Side Stick Control. For this great invention he sent Scott a selection of French Cheeses and .............

......(and we are talking about the Bull now) was enjoying the beautiful flying characteristics of this ancient (going back to the days of Mangalore) machine. You may find yourself flying one wing down in a jackaroo, or skidding slighty as you flew your chosen heading, but that was nothing compared to its climbing ability, or perfect landings in any weather. Turbo had flown one up the Gibb River Road and was only limited by the fact that there were no service stations or .... Winton Jackaroo lined up on its runway. Source: Aeromedia/David C Eyre https://aeropedia.com.au/content/winton-jackaroo/

....alone, Bull was not alone, Bull was not alone. As anyone who has flown a jackaroo would know, they are b.............................

......started walking down the road. It was a young steer and still clearly remembered the last time it was rounded up and what happened there, so it was putting as much distance as it could from the scene in case they took something else this time. Waygu cattle are Japanese, so he was very polite as he walked along.in the town he greeted many people, gaining instant supporters. He came to a school crossing and obediently crossed with the children. "Ohayōgozaimasu, yoi kodomo-tachi, watashinonamaeha nobushidesu, gakkō ni kite mo īdesu ka?" he greeted them, and they all gave him their names and invited him into the school. Meanwhile the Police, Stock Inspectors from several districts and the local Dog Management Ute were combing the district to shoot or catch this dangerous steer/get him to the meatworks. The word had got around town and these people encountered severe hostility from the townspeople who knew he as safe in the school, and would be lucky if he wasn't being put to bed or tied to a tree and fed mud pies. It was all going well until the steer proke down and started crying; "they cit off my ..................

It seems that Turbo has overpowered Cappy with his smooth flowing inviting prose, even though, as a fellow Badge of Honour to Cappy for oustanding gallantry and services to India, had not intended to intimidate the good Captain who clearly has writer's block. All the great authors have this problem; and Turbo will defend his dear fellow medalist against the many snide comments Turbo has heard. Perhaps a visit to the Wagga Wagga Abattoirs would help where there's a laugh a minute from boners trying to scare people by wearing a bull's [not our bull] head still dripping with blood, or crawling around in a sheep skin, or juggling boning knives - life is never dull in a meatworks.

What would be the percentage between fatalities through loss of control in circuit turns vs collisions in the circuit area?

"You could try" and "I couldn't guarantee it but it's a good idea" and "You might have something there!" and yelped as Turbo used the ER on him. Just up the road, with another load of Waygus Turbo was stopped by a Stock Inspector. The SI couldn't help but notice Turbo was holding something under his reefer jacket. "Is that a gun, you've got there?" he asked suspiciously. Turbo laughed and said "No, just an itch" They were just three km from the last tick gate and since this was within the 10 km limit, the SI was looking forward to a very detailed write-up. For those not familiar with livestock or tick gates, these are confined mainly to Queensland, where many property owners "forget" to register new calves for what the Qld Government thinks is a petty-cash $137.82. The Qld Government is smart, realising that all these calves eventually had to come down the roads to the Abbatoirs, so they installed Tick Gates. These are not gates across the road, because that would required SI's to open them for every car, motor home or semi; they are just pretend gates with a crapper nearby for the SI to make a cup of tea. When the SI held up his hand to a stock vehicle, the driver was obligated to stop and the SI tick off the registered livestock and give you a right royal ticking off if you didn't have tags on them. So the name "Tick Gate" just stuck. Mostly SIs spend their time at the local pub telling stories, so people get used to driving through at 100 km/hr or 130 km/hr for semi drivers who were never sure whether they should stop or had a free pass. As the two people faced off, the SI pressed his collar button which sent an alarm to the local Highway Patrol. Now Turbo and the various State and Territory Highway Patrols have a long history, and the Highway Patrol Kia made its way to the scene quickly. Turbo had read the excited body language of the Stock Inspector so he waited for the HP players to arrive with the intention of reaming all three with his new Expanding Reamer. However, just as the Highway Patrol arrived a steer broke out of the trailer and .........

.....ensure the safety of people [Avref] or cattle {Beast ref]. In the early days of the CatFarm Chain, Turbo had used the Chucking Spline on wayward cats, but there was virtually nothing left of the cat after an application so the decision was made to use 12 gauge shotguns on the basis of similar result, less walking. Interestingly the Expanding Reamer was used by .................

ATSB are likely to detail the tracks and altitudes aircraft. One lesson if you are travelling cross country and/or need to flight plan a turn onto a new heading is not to use airfields to make the turn. Same goes with overflying. I know it feels reassuring if you can look down and see aircraft, but that’s where flying aircraft congregate and if you are not there you can’t get hit. The Flightaware track of the Jabiru is also illuminating by comparison with what’s in the VFRG.

......Take a walk to see the countryside. What the SI didn’t know was that OT was moonlighting in cattle transportation using the 15 road trains he’d had to buy to move all his CAT parts out of Perth. The trailers weren’t stock trailers but The resourceful OT ran. Electric fence cord around the outside of the trailer posts which kept the losses down to eight per per convoy, but there was nowhere for the dogs to sit so they had to get in with the cattle. OT had been scouting ahead in the Lexus looking for a good parking spot when the Stock Inpector made the advances. He......

........has been used only yesterday as an example, by King Charles in Samoa, of how a small Company facing an overwhelming problem, could break through to success with the help of his friend Captain Cook. Turbo warns Australian Industry in general to be very careful with this nefarious liaison when dealing with a certain rodent, especially in ............. Turbo's Two horsepower Kenworth Hot Rod with bunk tryptic. It's interesting to note the NES readership and participation with this random story about Turbo which produced 21,833 replies (unfortunately 21,832 were unprintable.) compared to the next item where only two people replied. Such is the power of Cappy's inspiring wit.

.....Burritos and there was some head butting which put Turbo on the back foot but just as the Billy charged with his head down, Turbo whipped out his Kukri and with one stroke parted the Billy with his two most prized possessions. There was a moment's silence, then the Billy who was now a billy................................... Turbo never ceases to be amazed at Cappy's superior intellect and his interest in things like the arts. When he gets interested he studies astutely as in the case when he built his one Jabiru. Some would say that it was the best Jabiru ever built. Others wouldn't but we don't have to get into that here. His advice on thru bolts though was empirical, and ................... Turbo had never heard the word "tryptic" used in the art world before; his own experience in training at the National Gallery, never included and sessions where tryptics were required although Turbo was once sharply told by the Lecturer "We don't need cartoonists here". In trying to find a clue, Turbo's eye fell on the publisher of the above piece of art - the National Geographical Society, and notes that today with the weakening of our society it would be banned by Facebook, based to FB's outraged message to Turbo once, who'd just posted a photo of an Aboriginal tribe taken in the 1870's which not only was removed, but FB gave Turbo a lecture in the perils of nudity.

......not as easy to manipulate as they used to be. In the past you could round up a truckload of wild goats and sell them in the stockyards as a job lot of prime lambs, and no one would say anything. Who did it hurt? the consumers who bought the meat couldn't tell sheep from turkey anyway, but the SIs would sit in their cars - always Hilux 4x4 dual cab utes in that ugly dark blue colour looking through the long range scopes they used to use as FoIs, and before you could get the cash transferred they'd be knocking on ........................................