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....., if the mood was right, start talking about his caves. “There was a small entrance labelled JG” he started, but it was huge inside. Asylum entered there was a sign saying ,’Das Alle Metin, JOE Gobles” - typical of course, no PR man could ever spell. In there were.....
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Unfortunately someone told bull and he let his hair grow long and dyed it white so soon he was looking like Einstein ( that was about as close as he could get to Steve. He started to....
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......Punjab. Gabriel thought for a while and said “You realise you don’t get choice here.; it says here you were a prawn smuggler.” bull was shocked. “How do I get back?” Gabriel said “See that bright light over there. Walk into that. Now xxxx off.” bull.......
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.......to do. The Archangel, Gabriel walked up to him and said “What’s up Bro” and bull replied .......
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...... bull, a shocking chocoholic saw one and......
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.....were cleaning out some old caves in Bavaria. A couple of days ago they found.............
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....open laughter. Turbo scowled; he had supported these jounalists for years;played cricket with them, dressed them when they'd had too much to drink, and even written their stories for them when they were laying in the back rooms of the Melbourne club paralitic, bet when he started to tell them the story of the 7.62 they were moved to tears. Yes, it was true there were no rifling marks. The senior officers were the first to leave their posts when the edrvishes started ti win. Turo calulated their mathematical advantage at 1.04:1 so the best he could hope for was to die like a herol in 14 months and three days. He had to change that ratio so he started filing the rifling down in the barrel with an old nail file lent to him by Mata Hari who lived down the pass with George Hari her uncle. Night after night he filed until his fingers bled. Night after night he .......
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......Order of Service at the Bungarra scratching World Championships. It was at one of these that OT's animal, which he had trained all year ........... Of Course it has Fixed-it-up (sic) [It's something that goes with Cappy. On the Khyber Firing Line, Turbo had to go night after night being penetrated by huge mosqitos because Cappy was drinking the Mosqito Lotion, but hey, what's a friend for.
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The Wagin Up, Margaret River Up, Wagin Up Nd Buga Up Communties who........
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Hot, but very prickly and not very attractive in that Bob the Builder fluoro, but she tries not to interfere with Turbo's constant work keeping 253,876 public servants happy which usually means doing the rounds each day patting them on the head and saying "You've all done very well". He had tried doing it on zoom from the Coast, but the camera was never at he best angle, the sound always cut out and the image from the public servant was usually blurred. In one case, since he was passing by, Turbo decided to check in with one and found the camera on the deck pointed at a photo of the PS on a box on the chair. It was only when he threatened to fire the PSers and go AI that there was an effort to lift their game and get a quote before building a new road to Dan's farm. PS. Cappy will have to stand in line since within the family the Vette is more popular than Turbo even though it's constantly wearing out rear tyres.
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....unrealistic in the wake of Cappy's statement that there were no tickets anymore, an emboldened OT shot out with "Where are you going to get tickets, Turbo", and cross his arms. "At the footy!" said Turbo dismissively and OT ....................
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Turbo apologises for his abrupt absence but he has been working 18 hours a day on a submission to the Victorian Government to save Turbine Central Mining which was just about to receive a Planning Permit to start blast mining under Ballarat for gold, when the Premier stepped in and had the Department of Mining's Permit replaced by an FOO, an overlay where you couldn't do anything unless the government wanted you to. Turbo had sent in the submission and one of her Advisors (supplied by Turbine Political Advisors) had told the Minister for Development she didn't think it was right that the Minster for Mining had called the Premier a moll just as the Premier was about to sign the FOO. The phone rang, the Premier flew into a rage and left yelling "AM I NOW!" and the advisor was able to quickly add "except for blast mining", the Premier came back and said "Now where was I?" saw the document, signed it, and so Turbo is back on deck.
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Had been attending Suntan Clinic twice a day and learning the First Nations language which these days required a lot of “deadly” and “bro” sounds and “mobs” and now said “We abolished tickets years ago and......
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Light plane crash Redesdale Vic 13/09/24 One dead.
turboplanner replied to red750's topic in Aircraft Incidents and Accidents
Yes relatively rare, but it fits in with the ATSB perameter of return on investment. The State Police investigate RA fatalities and produce confidential reports to the Coroners and sometimes the Coroner Reports are educational in terms of learning how to avoid a repeat. RAA investigates/takes reports from the minor accidents, and we would gain a lot more safety knowledge if RAA upgraded their investigations. -
Light plane crash Redesdale Vic 13/09/24 One dead.
turboplanner replied to red750's topic in Aircraft Incidents and Accidents
Good point. It's easy to set your own datums then weigh (dry) the empty aircraft, and using WD equations add each mass and get a result equal to any tolerance you set. Problem is if you don'tr have a correct performance envelope supplied by the manufacturer for the aircraft - you're in the dark and wasting your time. -
Light plane crash Redesdale Vic 13/09/24 One dead.
turboplanner replied to red750's topic in Aircraft Incidents and Accidents
Yes they do. You can check back through the ATSB files and see for yourself. They just select a few they want to investigate. -
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.......ended by requiring a 75 page English essay with a pass requirement of 102% before obtaining a student licence, with a nest of FoI's around Australia to make sure there were no tell tale accents. Sanjay had somehow failed to read the first paragraph ......................
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Pilot's Lounge filled with students all playing on "Airbus" the new fastest way to become an Airline Pilot. "Instructor No. 17 you will please do me the honour sir of taking up Instructor No. 28 and transferring him to the student aircraft or Rhuni Sahib will never get down." This may seem an odd thing to say and very unlike the CASA of the old days, but it was taught in the flavour of Astronaut transfers and everyone in the school wanted a chance to do it. There were a few misses, but you'll get that in any activity or even.......
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........calmly speak on his hand held to the Pilot. This was not easy because the student was a TempVisa from SubContinent Flying school. "Ooh the sun he is shining but I'm not so happy" was his answer to Turbo's "Close the throttle!". "Ooh I am now seeing it and pushing the round part" was the reply , but ................
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.......if someone gives you Shxx you give them ............. Turbo appreciates the concern of NES readers but it all started as he was entering the Exhibition with a cup of steaming coffee. He'd invited Cappy to come with him to see the Turbine Defence's new AI Eagle UAV Attack Drone which could think for itself, and pick up weapons from the ground, like rocks, if it was out of ammo, and yell taunts if the ground was just grass or sand, and come back if called. Cappy, who wasn't in a suit, just his calf-length shorts couldn't help himself and loudly yelled "THAT LOOKS LIKE ACID!" Fifteen cops shot him with rubber bullets, Gas Cannistered him, Tazed him, belted him and he was bitten by a Police Dog. He didn't tell you all that side of it did he. It was Turbo that had to get HIM out of it.
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....females. Mavis, at the Bowen RSL had seen to that. He had treated her with the utmost respect even, when desperate for food after a long day's work he'd be waiting for an hours as gossiped with the washing up ladies who knew every sin committed or alleged to have been committed in the district. bull had an ever so slight limp, a product of his service to Australia in Afghanistan (he'd tripped over on a rock going to the Khazi as the locals called it. Mavis would greet hm with "How's the hunchback of Notre Dame tonight? bull......
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.....show her what a greenie should be. SHY Was crying because of the kelp bites. “My mum told me I got bitten by a Kelp when I was a baby” she said. ”You’re still a xxxxxxx baby” bull told her. bull didn’t have a. .....
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....exploded as Cray Captains do when they spot a Greenie. This lot were in his path in a 4 metre dinghy and they were about to hit rough sailing. They'd started out as Greenies always do with the best intentions but ther mistake was listening to scientists, who as we know are the modern incarnation of mermaids. They'd chained themselves to endangerd kelp, only to realise they couldn't breathe, so like all greenie protests, the even had to be cancelledand wet, tired cold and breathless they were on their way home when their worst nightmare, a giant Cray Boat bore down on them....................................
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.......gown flying his Drifter. He could afford to do that now. He’d read about forum members using Drifters for cattle mustering (or saying they did), so he started “wave running” - looking for feeding crabs all gathered round a catch. He’d then call the trawler in and they’ d throw the net over the lot of them and then.....
