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  1. This "CASA" document? xRAAP14.pdf
  2. Yes, I know what the topic is, but you need to go on the CASA site because you would be flying to CASA regulations.
  3. How about just going on the CASA site which provides the requirements. You have to take your own liability on this; it has added responsibilities like flying with Charter and RPT. What I said on 12/5/24 was "You may not be neatly in one camp or the other, but you're not wanting to fly in one camp either." As MattP said "If you're that keen and need it now, just do the training and meet the requirements."
  4. .......trousers. It was there that he met a seedy little man who offered him a fly in a genuine Quicksilver with.........................................
  5. (a) I read the documents rather than get information from Social Media. (b) RA people have been asking for it. (c) I read the posts from Instructors and students on this site who have told us what has to be done to legally fly.
  6. .........but before the ATRTPA could finish, bull saw that the kiss wasn't necessary; right before his eyes was this little tag: "When all else fails, turn it off, then turn it on again. bull whipped around and flipped the mag switch off, then on again. There was a burst of power, the aircraft shook, but it was out of the flat sping just as a flock of startled plovers took off beside him. He'd arrested enough downforce to perform a Downforce Landing, alighting as gently as the feather tickling his nose .........................
  7. You do. Check the training requirements (which students in these areas do before first solo, and aircraft equipment requirements.) People just haven't bothered to read the documents.
  8. ........."yew have reached the Vvoicemail of ....................................................
  9. ......wound but bull didn’t even flinch; he was made of the Right Stuff. bull gathered himself.......
  10. ......utilising the secondary effect of rudder and throwing himself forward for pitch. He had to release his harness for this of course and then overcooked it and.........
  11. .......have him do his famous FS at treetop level, so they could film it and analyse where this hapless crew would have gone wrong. In years gone by on this site we would have had Loxie to tell us what happened, and he would have got two or three of us to joing in a dogfight, common practice in the AUF, and sometimes the only way to get away from him was to FS down to get under the trees on someone's drive and surprise them at the Sunday, blowing even the sausages away, but ..................
  12. ....wot, or to precise he SAID he was going wot. As many people know, the French don't always live up to the claims they make around the world and HHIT disappeared into the crowd leaving bull.......
  13. .....Prawn badge instead of money. The disadvantage was that you were only paid in prawns when you won, but HHIT didn't seem to care and bull didn't ........................
  14. ....outdone by bull who.......
  15. ......ear. What is not generally knownis that FFL members are very short, but they've developed one of the best fighting skills in the world which is to run through the Sudanese legs with an upward bite as they go through. There is never a problem when the next FFL goes out. Cappy struggled to lift the 50 cal. but got it and the FFL commander stationed them up the Eiffel Tower. There were some uneasy moments after Cappy shot a couple of Marathon runners by mistake but that was all forgiven when his deadly shot a mile out saved President Macron. It was even better when President Macron put a band aid on his ear, won the election and awarded Cappy and Turbo (who'd had to hold the gun still) le Legionne d' Honneur, but .......
  16. ...undo the bolts and go for it or just hit it off with an axe. In Paree, Turbo was so distressed at the poor performances of the Australian rowing team that he'd offered to help out if they needed him. He volunteered Cappty too as Stroke, but Cappy was missing which was never a good sign in the afternoons. He finally found Cappy sitting at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower stairs getting an Eiffel. He was just about to drag Cappy back to the rowing, in case they were needed when a Peugeot Humvee braked to a stop. The driver, in the distinctive powder blue of the French Foreign Legion uniform which blends so well with the desert yelled out "Alors! Turbo" and threw him a 50 cal. "We need you on the Seine" he said "Someone has said they are going to fly down the river in a Pterodactyl [avref] and we think he has strapped Exploseev to his chest, and added "Can that dog sniff gunpowder?" Cappy flinched, but manfully ..........
  17. There is some doubt as to the size, and this was the case with Jabba Le Hutt because she was a Metric, an integral part of mother La France who, it has to be said, could throw a tantrum or two her royal self, particularly since Australia cancelled it's sub order after finding out the were only powered by 2 litre Renault engines and ........................... Jabba on stage referring to the brave actions of his great grandmother who fought in le Revolution de la France, supported by Turbo and Cappy who in the heat of the battle were firing their muskets so fast the barrels were glowing red.
  18. ...similar object of that size, but ..........................
  19. ........headed for Amiens. On the way he steered well clear of Poix-de Picardie in case he caught some, then it was smooth flying to Amiens where he met Mademoiselle...........................................
  20. Le Turbo , speaking to you from the headquarters of Turbine Olympics LLB, Paris, France thanks Le Capitaine for his comment and will reach out as soon as possible. Some people may have noticed a hideous array of inappropriate colours at these Olympics, purple tennis courts, puce rowing centre, yellow River Seine and was advise that the Ad Agency Manager we hired for the set up has taken indefinite leave to spend more time with his family. On the other hand Le Turbo has had some good responses from the IOC on his application for recreational flying to become an Olympic sport with just a few ................
  21. ..................regarder les caniches français et manger des croissants jusqu'à un grand.........
  22. ......started when a member of this forum scratched his own, decided who he would pick on today and and suggested in Paris Match Au Line that he had been showing the wrong plum. He said “Parers is in the north hem so it should of been the left one” The thread has been going for days with one person saying you’re better off without them, and the other claiming that Turbo cheated. One even .......
  23. What was the typical number of aircraft in his circuits? That makes a big difference. In city airfields there can be so many aircraft that even though everyone is clipping their calls there's a problem squeezing yours in. At country fields there's often longer transmissions, asking questions etc which causes the same problem of not beiing able to get yours out. Mandatory right circuits should have been loaded into the ERSA for that field.
  24. .......proceeded to distract Cappy for the rest of the podcast......or as much as we saw before ASIO or CASA or ASIC stepped in and the screen went back. Turbine Black Web managed to get a copy of the podcast and were selling subscriptions so fast that by 3 am this morning 3,262,456 subscriptions had been sold. This was a trick Turbo had learned years ago when he had a modest website which discussed the structural history of chicken shed manufacture. Cappy was aghast because now on his Facebook page where he posted things like "The Gin Bottle of France" or the exciting, "Kapooka Trail" where he claimed to eat the eyeballs of enemy soldiers in front of them, was this HD video of "everything" He received an email from the Bombay Rifle Club cancelling his membership and asking for a copy so they could "Verify" it, and soon Cappy was "giving away" as many copies as turbo was selling, and .......
  25. .....that moment the mentally bruised Cappy, grushed because Turbo had missed one his most important posts and gained a "Post of theYear" elephant stamp from Een himself, decided to show up personally and to write another post "live". His tongue was no sooner hanging out the side of his mouth where Sara Havesomething-Else ....................
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