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  1. ....wot, or to precise he SAID he was going wot. As many people know, the French don't always live up to the claims they make around the world and HHIT disappeared into the crowd leaving bull.......
  2. .....Prawn badge instead of money. The disadvantage was that you were only paid in prawns when you won, but HHIT didn't seem to care and bull didn't ........................
  3. ....outdone by bull who.......
  4. ......ear. What is not generally knownis that FFL members are very short, but they've developed one of the best fighting skills in the world which is to run through the Sudanese legs with an upward bite as they go through. There is never a problem when the next FFL goes out. Cappy struggled to lift the 50 cal. but got it and the FFL commander stationed them up the Eiffel Tower. There were some uneasy moments after Cappy shot a couple of Marathon runners by mistake but that was all forgiven when his deadly shot a mile out saved President Macron. It was even better when President Macron put a band aid on his ear, won the election and awarded Cappy and Turbo (who'd had to hold the gun still) le Legionne d' Honneur, but .......
  5. ...undo the bolts and go for it or just hit it off with an axe. In Paree, Turbo was so distressed at the poor performances of the Australian rowing team that he'd offered to help out if they needed him. He volunteered Cappty too as Stroke, but Cappy was missing which was never a good sign in the afternoons. He finally found Cappy sitting at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower stairs getting an Eiffel. He was just about to drag Cappy back to the rowing, in case they were needed when a Peugeot Humvee braked to a stop. The driver, in the distinctive powder blue of the French Foreign Legion uniform which blends so well with the desert yelled out "Alors! Turbo" and threw him a 50 cal. "We need you on the Seine" he said "Someone has said they are going to fly down the river in a Pterodactyl [avref] and we think he has strapped Exploseev to his chest, and added "Can that dog sniff gunpowder?" Cappy flinched, but manfully ..........
  6. There is some doubt as to the size, and this was the case with Jabba Le Hutt because she was a Metric, an integral part of mother La France who, it has to be said, could throw a tantrum or two her royal self, particularly since Australia cancelled it's sub order after finding out the were only powered by 2 litre Renault engines and ........................... Jabba on stage referring to the brave actions of his great grandmother who fought in le Revolution de la France, supported by Turbo and Cappy who in the heat of the battle were firing their muskets so fast the barrels were glowing red.
  7. ...similar object of that size, but ..........................
  8. ........headed for Amiens. On the way he steered well clear of Poix-de Picardie in case he caught some, then it was smooth flying to Amiens where he met Mademoiselle...........................................
  9. Le Turbo , speaking to you from the headquarters of Turbine Olympics LLB, Paris, France thanks Le Capitaine for his comment and will reach out as soon as possible. Some people may have noticed a hideous array of inappropriate colours at these Olympics, purple tennis courts, puce rowing centre, yellow River Seine and was advise that the Ad Agency Manager we hired for the set up has taken indefinite leave to spend more time with his family. On the other hand Le Turbo has had some good responses from the IOC on his application for recreational flying to become an Olympic sport with just a few ................
  10. ..................regarder les caniches français et manger des croissants jusqu'à un grand.........
  11. ......started when a member of this forum scratched his own, decided who he would pick on today and and suggested in Paris Match Au Line that he had been showing the wrong plum. He said “Parers is in the north hem so it should of been the left one” The thread has been going for days with one person saying you’re better off without them, and the other claiming that Turbo cheated. One even .......
  12. What was the typical number of aircraft in his circuits? That makes a big difference. In city airfields there can be so many aircraft that even though everyone is clipping their calls there's a problem squeezing yours in. At country fields there's often longer transmissions, asking questions etc which causes the same problem of not beiing able to get yours out. Mandatory right circuits should have been loaded into the ERSA for that field.
  13. .......proceeded to distract Cappy for the rest of the podcast......or as much as we saw before ASIO or CASA or ASIC stepped in and the screen went back. Turbine Black Web managed to get a copy of the podcast and were selling subscriptions so fast that by 3 am this morning 3,262,456 subscriptions had been sold. This was a trick Turbo had learned years ago when he had a modest website which discussed the structural history of chicken shed manufacture. Cappy was aghast because now on his Facebook page where he posted things like "The Gin Bottle of France" or the exciting, "Kapooka Trail" where he claimed to eat the eyeballs of enemy soldiers in front of them, was this HD video of "everything" He received an email from the Bombay Rifle Club cancelling his membership and asking for a copy so they could "Verify" it, and soon Cappy was "giving away" as many copies as turbo was selling, and .......
  14. .....that moment the mentally bruised Cappy, grushed because Turbo had missed one his most important posts and gained a "Post of theYear" elephant stamp from Een himself, decided to show up personally and to write another post "live". His tongue was no sooner hanging out the side of his mouth where Sara Havesomething-Else ....................
  15. If I call two miles west of you and heading in your direction in Nm, so you don’t want to be thinking in statute miles if close.
  16. ....wave of fear in the community, particularly in the Bistros of the rish and famous like Cappy's dining spot (not that he ever wore leather or gave any indication of his persuasions other than ...................
  17. It’s not going anywhere. Just people in the circuit all calling and responding in tune with each other.
  18. CASA is talking to pilots in CTF which is different to Class G. You are entering at formal locations, responding to instructions for position and radio and require qualifications.
  19. .....the company policy that required a profitable sale, regardless of any rednecks who didn't understand the basics of marketing. Not many people know that it was Jedediah Turbine, who founded the East India Company and appointed an out of work Sir Roger Cook to command his Army and Navy. It was Sir Roger who was often heard recounting, in The Bombay Hilton, his management of "difficult" trading partners. "The natives were restless that night so we sent a gunboat up the river and gave them a whiff of grape" This of course led to the term of being "Rogered". It was during this well-managed trading era that about the same time as the automobile was invented, EIC found ink as their Buyers CT Barnum and long jack bull (who used lower case to hide his name from the British Empire Army) were walking through India. EIC called it "Indian Ink". Taking their lead from Henry Ford they only brought it out in black, inadvertently inventing the KISS marketing policy. What they didn't broadcast was that EIC also found "Invisible" ink, but the British Empire's MI1, run by that little tell-tale rat Onetell forced EIC to only sell Invisible Ink to MI1, and it eventually took off around the world through the spy network which was like the Dark Web. It wasn't long before Invisible ink got into the schools and .................................... Source: Wikipedia.
  20. And I've see from the farmer side at the end of the work. "If you've still got spray in the tank could you do the home paddock?" and that late in the day.
  21. ...Emanuel, whose sister had a cousin who had terrible skin cancers from sunbaking on the Rock of Gibraltar every day. When asked .....................
  22. A lot of students go through training in calm air without getting a serious rotor, shear, crosswind gust and destroy the aircraft while they are doing a beat up. In this case there aren't too many cluse but we will get an ATSB analysis.
  23. .......problems with sunburn and skin cancer, but having difficulty settling on a price so he called .................
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