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  1. The ships were each going to have a Wheeler Scout [avref] operating. The ships looked like Aircraft Carriers once the runnways were fitted and immediately .....
  2. ........increase the operations tenfold.....or even twelvefold. Cappy raises a salient point here. All we ever hear about is Motherships, and this is just another nail in the road to female domination where us males will be rationed .........
  3. There was a bookie on board with the day's takings.
  4. .....plastic bags and sell them in the markets in competition with conventional trawlers like bull's. However bull had issued a world-wide press release explaining what Bovear does to the reproductive organs of little children and men. Withing a few weeks bull was needing the trawlers he'd ordered plus another six, and ...... NES News Item: The current fad in the Cattle and Dairy industries where feeding the animals with Bovear to reduce CO2 production has passed on some nasty diseases from the milk and meat and will be yet another headache for Albo to deal with in 2025 along with Tania P.
  5. If you want to do a little searching, you'll find the reports from several well organised and financed parties, where they went and what they found (but not MDX).
  6. .....interest was the recent story in the British magazine “The Lancet” which had discovered that the extended veins were a symptom of a type of cancer that was transferable to anyone who ate the prawns. Sales had dropped and bull started to worry about his $6 million order for another three CAT powered trawlers. Could he.....
  7. Side Comment to assist Cappy to put a follow on statement after "up,";. We are lucky on this site to have such an accurate recorder of history, stickler for the correct English of that time, and story teller of unparalelled skill. Cappy brings it to us as it was, warts and all (and sometimes more than warts.)
  8. .... who was three at the time the Vietnam War broke out, but spent the duration of the war in Canada in case he was called up, decided to drag Turbo through the courts for inserting the Mekong leaches in whiskey. In a landmark case, Turbo's lawyer, the Hon. CT Barnum showed the court a copy of Encyclopedia Britannica where the species Leachus Mekongrious was defined as an Animae Ferocii ("Wild Animal" for those whose native tongue is not Latin). So Turbo had no control over these wild animals, and as everyone could see the bottle was securely sealed. OT lost the case which turned the slug in the bottle case on its head and was last seen doing aerobatics in his Extra 300 over the cities of the world towing a gin bottle around. The case attracted the attention of bull who had extended his fortune by building a chain of restaurants called the raw prawn, and he thought he could increased traffic with a drink called "Prawn Bite", but it was failing because of the constant lines of smelly people asking for bait and .............
  9. ......he finally had to face up to it that at the end of the war they were all paid a $50 bonus and bought scrap materials which they welded into products like engines and sold them to gullible Australians. ”This better than training XXXXXXX Vietnamese to dig tunnels” said Lu Sbar Ing, the manager. OT.....
  10. “Ni Hao............” OT fainted..........
  11. Send those photos to Jabiru and ask for advice. The issue may simply be filler shrinkage over the rivet heads, or it may indicate movement at some stage due to hinge binding. This may be inexpensive to repair but let Jabiru see it just to make sure its not a structural issue.
  12. Have read a few thousand words on this. Night VFR flight, another aircraft went through before him, had uneventful flight. He deviated towards the Barrington Tops, wanted to save time. Picked up a lot of ice, aircraft not responding as well as it should, lost VFR a few radio transmissions and that was the end of that. Not found in the official searches. Many people contributed their knowledge from the known radio times and positions narrowing down the search area. Teams experienced in the area went up there in their holidays but no one has been successful. The terrain and thick bush mean that you would have to be very close to the wreck to sight it.
  13. Laminate an FRP tube; make 2 halves bolted together.
  14. ........what turned out to be the Print Shop for this Construction Equipment knock off shop. He knew it was the Print Shop because it had a CE sign in 18 out of the 387 languages spoken around the world. They couldn't understand him so they passed him on to the Coal Burner Manager who looked after the heaters (if you ever have a problem with a Chinese machine, this is usually the best guy to ask for). "Looter?" he asked showing some amusement, and OT had to walk nearly half a kilometre before...........
  15. You can fly anywhere as a student with an Instructor.
  16. .....haemorhoids, and there are handy medical packs in little red boxes along the way. Paris Match, Newscorp and a few other perverts have temporary shelters at the worst places waiting to catch that SNAP! and bounced of a freed bra worthy of Page 1. There was the Rooter, sitting in the sun on a log. It was painted CAT Yellow and had a little pussy on it as described in earlier posts. OT walked up and gave it a kick to test the Chinese quality. There was a loud CRACK! and a piece fell off. OT wondered what would happen when it was coupled to a D7 and the hydraulics pushed it into the ground. "This one really would finish up in China" he thought. As many people know, you don't DO this to OT and get away with it. The Great Boulder graveyard is testament to the many smart alecs who tried to take him down. His eyes narrowed as he saw the sales manager coming towards him in boiler suit and thongs. He reached for his ..........
  17. .....and they found out when Turbo, who'd just arrived, shot the top off Cappy's gin bottle to get his attention. The BB shot ripped skin off his thumb and there was blood everywhere. Thay all had a good laugh when they realised the owner of the poky little factory had stitched them all up with worthless product then they walked down the street to have a telephone box conversation with him. As we know, nothing is as fast as Chinese gossip, and the owner was crapping himself as they arrived. OT, who'd thought he had a winner with the Rooter........
  18. ....but CT's voice had become squeaky (like Cappy's) and he was becoming bigger and bigger, and his feet were leaving the ground. Rabbit pelts were falling out of his belt. The local Chinese, who'd only expected to be having a quiet dinner and were terrified of these Australians, and started .........
  19. ....suspension. Bull had been watching all this in disbelief, but when he saw CT floating around the room in a Tutu, he couldn't help himself and called CT a .............
  20. was made of tough fibre and .......
  21. .......booked a Penthouse room at the Peking Duck. Of course it had been renamed the Beijing Duck but the owners doggedly refused to lose their marketing edge and conform to the Gough Whitlam version, just as most Australians didn't sing "girt by sea" to his Anthem. When the receptionist answered "Mae Wei.." the uncouth O jumped in with "You bet!" so he was allocated a "Trouble Room".....they'd experienced Australians before. On his first morning ..............
  22. ....Mandarin lessons (CT had decided he might even get lower prices if he bypassed the distributors and dealt directly with the Chinese), and .......
  23. .........caught a flight home to Carlton and her penthouse and Canberra turned the page for the next stranger than fiction act. In the meantime that sneaky OT had been quietly building up his CAT franchises, the latest one shown here. He'd misspelt his name of course - we're lucky he didn't us a reverse "t" as well. The OT Parts all have a pussy stamped on them; implying they have something to do with Caterpillar, and there's a hint of Cat yellow in the logo, but green in case the customers claim parts are knockoffs. He was going to hang two bull gears above every dealership until he found that four out of every ten were oval. Bucyrus Caterpillar would turn in his grave if he saw this. The section in front is the entry module, styled on an old Arizona Cantina, where someone coming in for a set of grousers or a few pistons is encouraged to linger with the hostesses over a jug of beer. The beer is that rotgut from WA, Swan Lager, so by the time the customer gets to the factory counter, he's lost part of his sight and is shaky at the knees. The franchise uses the well - known "retired professionals" to steer the customer off what he came in to buy and talk him into some junk that had started to rust. It was into this process that CT fell when he entered the new Darraweit Guim Onetrak franchise and ...............
  24. ......Lidia jumped the rail. It was like a female rooster fight, and the Speaker who had tried saying "Order" several times stode out onto the floor, grabbed two of them by the neck and threw them down the stairs. The visitors in the Hall cheered because they thought this was what went on in Parliament. "คุณมันโคตรปัญญาอ่อน" screamed Lidia. Sarah burst into tears and yelled: "........
  25. ......to be the news the follwing day as the media tried to piece together what happened. Lidia had been shouting and pretending to throw spears from the gallery after being banned from the Senate when Jacqie, diplomatically told her to get XXXXXX. Lidia spat back with some language we can't use here and there was a .........
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