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..... an investigative journalist at The Australian identified that the JWF were just the Waterside Workers Federation & the Seaman's Union with some masking tape over their names and the Judicial Workers Federation (often misspelled) scribbled in with a black Texta .......... while various Judges had changed their names from Pat Clancy, Billy Hughes & Chopper Reid by deed poll. And while the sentences were often meted out immediately by a .38 to the melon around the back of the pub, one advantage of this system was that not much time or money was wasted on appeals ..... plus this all fitted in tickety-boo with normal politics and the way things roll in Mextoria. The JWF also warned off Turbo, hence why he limps and his knee is still swollen, from forming the privatized & new Turbine Law Courts & King's Counsels Inc, because Turbo had ......

.... that VicPol overlooked, then harvested, dried and sold because appropriate brown envelopes had been exchanged. The Judges from Wang were also ....

..... and as this incident happened on a bunny bikeway near CT's main hole, Dan (AO, BO & CU) also deemed it to be .....

..... hitting one of CT's bunnies that was riding a bunny sized bicycle. "The bunny almost hit us" said Dan, as he scrambled to .....

.... was immediately arrested by VicPol as soon as the original report magically disappeared and a 000 call was doctored to make the innocent old bloke liable. (So just a typical night for Vicmanistan Emergency Services). "Don't worry darling, this scam will work again" said Dan to .....

.... and CT then made sure that his pushy was locked away in its shed, because Mrs Dan was nearby. CT, who was now known as "Two Holes" by his mates at the DG Progress Association, became the ....

..... this world, as no longer do runways need to be aligned with prevailing winds, and instead can be decided by the bunnies ..... mainly determined by the direction to the best paddocks of carrots, or where the hottest lady bunnies live. So CT was up and running again, except that the high number of flight movements of Super Dooper jumbos meant that CT needed 2 holes, which also meant that .....

These new facilities meant that Boeing saw a way to pull themselves out of the doo-doo and they immediately reprised the Super Jumbo ....... followed by the Super-Dooper jumbo soon thereafter. However these soon caused congestion issues in the hole where the aircraft went underground and vice verca.

..... under conditions where extreme cross-winds could be encountered. The advantages of these ug attractions became self evident and all flight schools immediately dropped training for crosswind/crossed controls as Turbine Underground Runways Developments (TURDs) were contracted to build underground airports around the globe. This made DG International immediately obsolete and the CT .....

.... even had to implement Stage 2 of the underground Terminal which tripled the number of gates. But where Turbo really shook up the aviation community was with the addition of an underground runway, which meant that .....

..... were 26 REX aircraft all with KEEP AWAY signs, written in the Malaysian lingo. Turbo spotted an opportunity, as usual, and he .....

..... before he realized that it had been a mistake to remove the Encabulator and place it around that corner. He needed to reunite them, but as is usual with four wheelers, the biggest .....

Dear NESers. The below photo was taken today in a pre Colombian cultural museum in Costa Rica. It shows a statue of a Sharman from around 2000 years ago. This proves that Cappy & Turbs are not genuine Sharmen, because while Turbs and Cappy have been up the Khyber together, Cappy has never seen Turbo's, however Cappy can confirm that his is nowhere near as pointy as that shown on the statue. Size is also a bit of an issue too.

...... Herb Williams came to mind, because he harvested and sold Patterson's Curse commercially to most of the florists along the east coast, and in addition had found a way to extract the copper from the blossoms and make copper wire. Herb also had a passionate interest in ......

Were they used as part of the feeding program at the Cat Farms? We will probably never know for sure, but we all know that Turbo will do anything to save on his Cat Farm's dry food costs. Many of the Cats had developed a taste for Biltong, so my vote is yes. Is this biltong for the cats, or is this FC .............................. (failed climber)?