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..... flag and the rather poncy looking 6 ft high sparkly good ruck Chinese cat, with the rather gay waving paw, and the appetite for 50 AA batteries every 24 hours. This all just has to be a .......

..... flee money. We give flee money, just rike Arblo." "Bugger that" said Bluey who had just come out of the pub for a slash and to see what the noise was all about. "We've got enough leaches and mozzies, so you can stick your cash for fleas." "No, you dipstick (he actually said "dipshit" but Cappy always cleans up his posts in case his mum reads it). We mean lots'a yuan for flee, and a .......

..... Thingys, he ran that Department as well as he has run the Country since. In other words, the Department of Air Thingys (the DOAT) was f#@&$d, and ......

"G'day to you too mate. We don't stand on ceremony here, mate, so it's up to you and the only request that we make is that you miss the 2 crop dusters and those couple of RPTs that are dicking around in the circuit". "No wuckers" he replied and cranked up full throttle to .....

.... ing from Choppers (avref) which often get caught in the trees, so most often Zero Nets. "Thut's close enough" said Dame Jacinda as she flew (avref) off to Davos, where the cocaine & hookers reminded everyone of that special commemorative Fly-In (avref) in W, when .......

.... bunnies west of the fence, and BumThruster kits all but sold out (even after the factory in Southern Cross doubled production, and the Lithgow Large Arms 20 mm cannon factory reopened), based on the fun to be had strafing rabbit warrens with 20 mil cannon fire. The W Cockies welcomed it because they all loath wascally wabbits, until they wealised that ......

Congratulations to Onesie for the use of such a word in the NES and his single-handed effort to raise the tone ....... It is great to see that such terms have eventually made their way over to W, even against the prevailing winds.

..... Jack Brabham also took part of, and that won him the .....

..... ever put one in the rear of a BummThruster. "I would" said Harry, who was able to get the Imp engine sounding like a mid-engined V8, and whom Cappy had watched in admiration while sitting on or under his struggle-rug, with various young ladies at Oran Park, when ..... The Lefoe Imp, going like a cut cat at OP

..... asked him to move the Hillman, as the AUF had a reputation to protect. "But this is the very car that Paddy & Turbo drove in the London to Sydney" he replied. "And it looks it too" replied the AUF official who drives an AUF supplied 911, and didn't want it devalued by a .....

....., but on the 1st one, the bit that looked like a dunny role holder, fell off on the taxiway and punctured the port side tyre on the 2nd one, which, due to RS weight and balance calculations, then nosed over to experience a propeller strike and a resultant bent prop shaft & a buggered crank. The owner of the 2nd "aircraft" was pretty crank-ey too, and he .......

..... there was some past the use-by-date PVC tubing which had been out in the yard in the sun since 1985, but which was cheap and on special. While talking with a Buntings technical specialist in the tubing department, Team Member Doubtfire (who was working her 2nd or 3rd job) thought deeply about his question and then advised "PVC tube is much stronger than the equivalent size in alumaminamumiam, or even 304 stainless, and PVC is totally unaffected by UV light, so I'd say you are on a winner, flyboy". Because Doubtfire had a good set, and agreed to have a coffee with him at the Buntings Coffee Shop, he accepted all that she said, bought the job lot, and he ........

..... a seat that did not have a hole in it, followed by a bent piece of metal that could conceivably hold a dunny roll, but was actually for ..........

.... welders with the ethos "They are only Truckies + they are only Mextorians, so you have to expect to break a few eggs if you want to make some omelettes". This also worked well as the lead-in mantra for his other moneymaker, the CT Cooking School, which is held in the 3-acre outdoor play area at the Men's Shed (The shed employed a switched-on accountant & had cashed in on Julia's free school shed program, after the Men's Shed had been renamed the "DG Madrassa of Peace, Understanding & Bombmaking" for 3 months until the $5 million shed grant came through). The trainee truck welders and cooks had a lot in common and always had lunch together out under the Julia Gillard Memorial Shelter Shed, when they often discussed the .......

..... , and it is little known that Rosie is OT's nom-de-plume when contributing to the forums (fora?) on the AOPA, AAPA, OZALPA and the SAAA websites, such is OT's desire to inform all other pilots of the benefits of living in W. (Turbo, on the other hand also contributes jewels of knowledge to those Fora, but he does it just to p**% them all off, same like he does here). While DG Trucks does indeed designate "Dangerous Goods", it is also little known that the CT has a sideline building them in a production line in the DG Men's Shed, as a sideline to his Advanced Welding Course (This has been invaluable in providing practical lessons on the issues around the failure of high tensile steel after welding [and after all what are a few fatalities on the expressway out of DG, when they are only Mextorians] when welders need to be taught), where he ........