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..... the grog and somebody with 3 needles taped onto the end of a bit of bamboo, and a bottle of Prussian Blue ink from school, offered to do a freeby tap tap tat. I tossed up between Ned's "Such is life", or 25 random Japanese characters, but then settled on my 8 miles schtick, however many tat viewers get confused and think that MOA stands for .......
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.... or even a Cessna. But the Turdy legend overcame .....
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..... that bunny's luck rabbit's foot. Some may consider that a strange description until it was pointed out that the other 3 that were vaporised were much more unlucky. That shot became legend and Turbo had himself tattooed with the words 8 miles on a Bunny equals 0.0000012 MOA. Speaking tours around DG and district were oversubscribed before Turbs ......
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.....s have reported the ghostly sounds if a 50 cal rifle bolt sliding closed in the mists down on the beach at midnight after a few gins and nails have changed hands. As everyone knows, 50 cal bolt actions have their good sides, and their bad sides, and this often confuses ......
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.... certainly drawn back to the sea again, but in bull's case he was longing to visit Tahiti again to see the dusky maidens where, in the 1800's, he could obtain anything he wanted (and even that), for the price of a nail (hence the crude term so often used by onetrack). bull for sure & certain does not engage in gluttony, but he did buy his bags of nails by the tonne, which resulted in .....
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..... gutso's hollandaise, Fidel's communist fervor including a purge or two, Bill's slimeyness, and Monica's .....
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..... an ironclad guarantee to add me and Turdy to Mount Rushmore". bull was also very pleased with a gift of Cuban cigars with Fidel's name crossed off the label and Monica's name added in Bill's handwriting. bull loves this type of quirky gift and sniffed the 1st cigar as you do to appreciate a fine Cuban and ......
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..... bull's new G700 Gulfstream looked a little ostentatious, but bull speaks plainly to the peasants, and when asked by a CNN reporter he just said "Well Elon has one so it only seems ..... When OT sends gutso home to spend some time with bull, he (gutso, not bull) is kept in an upchuck proof container in the back of the bentley or in seat 8D of the G700 (or g700 as bull describes it).
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..... that this may indicate an improper relationship under section 204 of the Texas penile code, unless of course bull identifies as a female Red Setter, in which case it would be hunky dory and everyone would be rooting for gutso as he.....
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..... thought that it looked very patriotic with the wattle yellow of the gutso juice In front of the eucalypt green of the pitot tube, so bull, being a super Aussie, naturally broke into song by repeating "girt by sea" 20 times to the tune of waltzing .......
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..... cocked his Piggy-went-to-market thumb and pointed his Piggy-stayed-home finger at gutso (in a .22 behind the ear out behind the barn, type of gesture that all country dogs know, after they have eaten a few chickens or upchucked on their owners). gutso thought that this was the end and went wee-wee-wee all over his seat in the Jackoff. To say that bull was disappointed was an understatement, but in usual bull form, he just ......
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..... said, as he wiped the yellow liquid (which looked a bit like hollandaise sause, but from inside a pooch) from around his mouth, off his blood red harness and from inside both cups of his new bose noise cancellors "oh gusto you naughty boy/girl/thing" (bull is very sensitive to canine gender conventions, as he had in the past fallen foul of ......
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.... his liquor, grow a moustache and wear a cravat, just like the Spitfire pilots in the BOB (not the Ahlox pilot types at the Blue Oyster, but he was referring to the Battle of Britain). bull threw himself into the lessons with gutso, which is his dog's name, and he .....
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..... bull loves being inside the box. He is known by his aerobatic mates as "box-man", and similarly, as the ladies have declared at the Bone Rissole, bull is their ".....
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..... yell "Smoke On" as he pretended to be a dashing Matt Hall in his Extra, after which bull looped the loop and flew back through his own smoke, which was not easy to see when it just came from a filter-less 70-year-old Craven A. bull's natural POI has won him several aerobatic competitions, where bull thought that he was a naturally skilled aerobat, however these wins were actually a result of his ......
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.... counter this naturally using his standard heavy handed bull's own pilot induced oscillation, which used to see his .....
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.... and as most aviators or aviatrixes know, that step through and after 500 inches (AMSL) has always been a bit of an issue for the Jackoff, as they move out of ground effect and into the glorious .....
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..... strange clunking type of .....
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.... promising to henceforth no longer occasionally defy the good Lord's laws of gravity (avref), nor to ....
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..... bull, a good man with a disdain for capitals and a slight drinking issue, had mistaken what the tbensi bloke had said and bull thought that he was being invited to join in with consenting adults at the tbensi Friday night piss up, to get hammered. Imagine his disappointment when he .....
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NES OBSERVATION - Given what large Monet paintings are worth these days, this is HUGE.
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.... , E Paul Ette, who is a brother (or sister, NTTIAWWT) Tasmanian, to sort out .....
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.... and when bull gets snakey, the rest of the world gets .....
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.... is made of sterner stuff and had just completed the 1st human test of the Fathership. To say that he was ......
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..... attracted the attention of the Chinese, because bull had named the Mothership AUKUS and the Fathership UCKTHEM, therefore the Chinese, the Nth Koreans and the Houthi Rebels considered that ......
