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..... tiger tails hanging out of petrol tanks, then taking a pinch of snuff after tea and scones on the .....
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... had been pumping out AvGas ever since CASA had required that the tank farm at the airport be connected directly to the helipad at Parliament House and at The Lodge (so that Albo doesn't need to dick around with any common folk to get into a fueled up chopper to head to his mansion at Avoca). Once lit, the fountain had more visitors than Sinney harbor on new year's eve, and the Canberra gum'mint decided to .....
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..... , however it is little known that Johnny K was a player, generally similar to bull but not as successful, so Kerry (as he is known to his mates) asked Turbo for Monica's WhatsApp number in exchange for his 1st knighthood (Turbo is 1 of very few that have more than one such gong from the same system) and a Welcome To Canberra ceremony that involved .....
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.... to Turbo when Gough recommended him, and John Kerr was about to give Tubb his Gong at Gov House. Johnny asked Turbs "What's ya monika mate?" and Turdy replied "........
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..... s roots and leaves, then after a while what is left will exit via the chute", Chute Turbine was named that at school as he was a bit of an a.hole plus he always got things backwards .... or "Arse About Face" as his teachers used to say, hence his other nickname of "AAF" which he licenced to the Australian Air Force before Queen Vic also dropped a Royal on them. Queen Victoria always showed considerable interest in the Turbine family, but blokes only, even after Albert came on the scene, and the Turbine boys responded magnificently by .....
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.... they declined to go over the top when there was a better way. That was when the Aussie lads developed aerial bombardment using the forerunner of the Drifter, known as a Floater, powered by an early engine from an Austin 7, however nobody knew the science of Weight & Balance (which is proudly, defiantly and bravely continued in the AUF today) so the single 7 lb early bomb needed to be taped on, exactly 10.68734 inches behind the 2nd empennage bulkhead from the .....
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.... inston was just a ar correspondent. e all hate ar because ar leaves omen ithout the areithal to .....
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...... disadvantaged in society, and who must be protected at all costs. (Astute NESers will notice how Turbo must have licensed the guts of this speech to Keir Starmer yesterday, who put a unique UK spin on it, which proves that every poster on Wreck Flying must further right than Genghis Khan, or the right brothers, where ilber was very similar to bull and in some of his posts on the kitty hawk forum, he not only gave the caps the flick, but decided to get rid of all the w's henever referring to himself or his bro, and hen he needed to ......
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Crappy offers the following comments on Tubb's groundbreaking post 4 up from this: Crappy always thought that the other (lesser) OT did their 1st flying at Kitty Hawk (which is similar to Eagle Hawk Neck in Tazzy except using a Cat with no neck), however a search of google maps for this location only gave one location and indicates that Turbo thinks they did their flying at Port Said ..... which is hard to accept. In the AUF and on Wreck Flying, instead of the reference to "AirOar", we have all become "Air Whores".
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.... the profile of which was originally developed by Orville Turbine (the other OT) for his first propeller (And that, dear NESers, was even before he had composed the word "propeller", which he had originally called a ....
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..... , (and it really is that big) .....
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.... , they dangled and moved like a metronome in opposite time to Turbo's PIOs. So, soon Qi was swaying too in order to be able to bite at the peak amplitude of the left or right oscillation. (Qi also noticed, and later wrote a biology paper about it) that Tubb's left and right ones moved in slightly different time to the overall left to right oscillation of the complete package). Qi's choppers were poised to .....
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.... when he saw Qi look up and it was as if old Ping had heard and understood every word and nuance of the boundary rider's story, because he contorted his body, raised his head and clenched his teeth into a dingo trap position and shape, from whense he moved like a cat to clamp them around Turbo's n......
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.... however after Tink got his can of Start Ya Bastard from Bunnings, he also recalled his banner towing days from when he was trying to get Henry Bolte elected, so he set Qi up in banner towing position, on his back with his feet spread wide in the air, and with the towrope between his feet. Then Turbo zoomed down (avref) in his mk vii Thruster at 190% vne, with tow hook deployed, and judging his height above Qi's ample .....
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.... in an even more shocking revelation based on Cappy's recent AI searches, Turbo is actually the T in RoTax and receives an automatically monitored and generated royalty every time a RoTax gearbox rattles ...... plus the "Wreck" in Wreck Flying was modelled on Turbo's body, so he already cops an, until now, secret kickback for every post & photo. However Cappy is speechless, which is unusual and demonstrates the magnitude of his shock, that during the above mentioned AI search, Cappy asked AI for details on the origins of the term AI, and AI reported that the A in AI has been licenced worldwide by Turbo because (and there is some congecture between GROK and MS CoPilot on which of the following is correct) the A is either the 1st letter of Turbo's actual given name, or alternatively the A stands for "Arsehole", which also references Turdy (or perhaps both are correct, in which case he would receive 2 royalties for the price of one), so that is all another reason to .....
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.... which was quite successful in the one race in 20 that the head didn't warp or crack. Cappy apologizes personally, and on Turdy's behalf, for the personal reminiscences that are creeping into the NES. We are long term best mates as you all know (including time in combat when Cappy also had the pleasure of actually plugging Turbs under rule 303), but we will try to be less indulgent in all future posts.
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Interesting Factule - Turbo's fishing boat is actually a punt, so was named after him.
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..... until used, could be rigged to hold a considerable quantity of the driver's daily ablution. It was when the roof horns were used as part of a road-rage incident that the rage-ee felt the full force of the ....... Interesting Turbo fact - It was the Commer TS3 engine that got Turdy hooked on 2 strokes and that love affair continues to this day, as evident by his addiction to Blue Heads and the 2-stroke Evinrude on the back of his fishing boat (plus the backyard full of his previous seized exploits .... see the complete story & sworn evidence at about 2009 - 2015 in the NES).
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We all have our cross to bear Tubb and I am happy to have helped. On the other hand, Cappy was a very attractive child with a sparkling personality, and no attempt was ever made by strangers to lead him astray. Poor old Cappy sometimes feels that he was under-appreciated, ............... hence his quest for acknowledgement in Wreck Frying and, in the NES, with its international reach.
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...... this is one of the 1st examples of a school child being groomed by an Asian truck driver .... and the copper doing nothing about it. (Turbs was an OK looking school kid, and probably worth investing some time (and lollies) to get to know.) Such grooming has now expanded to an industrial scale and Turbo is expected to be the 1st witness in the pommy national inquiry ...... although, knowing Turbo, he will spend days boring them to death discussing the weaknesses of the Commer chassis and all the interesting bits about the Commer Knocker engine. Hence why Starmer is resisting the Inquiry, as he doesn't want to subject the judges to days and days (& days) of Turbo's usual ..... PS .... The Asian truck driver ended up bigger than Lindsay Fox (in size and also in the number of trucks) and has since been elevated to the House of Lords (whereas many of his victims still work in the House of the Rising Sun).
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They are like the snake, but small ..... and hang down, like that other one.
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Triple commas and no capital letters eh Turbo? That is the younger generations for you. It's a disgrace and can be blamed on the schools. Why, in our day, we couldn't even afford one comma.
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.... was still having trouble grappling with his time spent as the 1st Mate of the Manawanui, when the entire NZ Navy had run aground in Samoa, and they didn't have enough fuel in NZ, nor a serviceable aircraft, to send to rescue them. So, the entire crew, including I'm Bob and the DEI Captain, had gone feral on Upolu for a few weeks in a fair dinkum version of the Turbine Media's productions of Survivor or I'm a Celebrity Get me out of Here. I'm Bob had escaped after only being taken advantage of a few times, and he was ......
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..... so, once a safe landing site could be found, aligned with the breeze & with sufficient length but with no earth return wires, they set down (avref) and as all ANZACs do, the Kiwi's bitched about Trevor Chappel's underarm bowling effort, and the Aussie's made jokes about good looking sheep and NZ's horse faced PM. But when one Aussie went too far and said "Richard Hadley is a shirt lifter", the Kiwis .....
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..... which had a slight Queensland tinge to his accent, yet was from northern NSW, which was evident when he mentioned the words Bebo and Dthinna Dthinawan, plus his accent also sounded a little like that of Andy from Coughs, as Coffs Harbour is only about 300 kms SE and there must surely have been some interbreeding between those 2 villages at some stage. (Coffs is rather cruelly sometimes described as "God's Waiting Room" and is well known for late night interbreeding between many of the senior citizens [well ..... not so much "interbreeding", but more like a dry run]). "Should we invite him into the formation or have the CT shoot him down" asked bull (but without using the capitals). The Tixan heard the discussion and .......
