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.... strike her in that special vulnerable spot on the side of her temple (I am told that you could clearly hear the bones shattering) where David pinged Goliath (ref 1 Samuel 17) with his rock. Turbinia went down like a .........
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AN ASIDE TO DEAR BULL .... Let it go mate. OT has massive power, not only within the NES but on the entire Wreck Frying site ...... as I have discovered several times to my cost. Plus, and in addition, WA people can be vicious when slighted. Let it go, it is just not worth the cost, and while not wishing to be specific, have you noticed recently how OT has got rid of both CT and Planey.
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..... (not OUR beloved Captain) responded that "Yes, they are fairly similar, except that one used to be run by a horse headed cocaine sniffer and the other has a Senator that is more like the other end of the horse." He then continued on by saying "Listen mon Premiere Officer, just remember that as flight crew provided by Airbus, we are supplied by the European equivalent of the TSAPS group, which is run by Turbinia, who had been sent to Europe after that terribly embarrasing indiscretion in Canberra, and who is now having a torid affair with the head of the European Union and also with the wife of the boss of France (Turbinia has shown that she must be AC/DC/BC/FC/GC and every other C .... NTTIAWWT) ...... so as well as being kept pretty busy, Turbinia also has to ..........
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..... Captain became slightly aroused, and the FO then said "I know that we are over the South Island, but even here, is a XXXX like him aloud to say on the radio, for all to hear, that we XXXX our grandmothers and that ......
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..... that said "Hey, g'day to the AUF dude that is flying in Class D, as usual, at 45 knots ..... if you don't bugger off we will have ASIO exercise their carroting discretion once you land, and then we will have CASA take that carrot and use it to ......
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..... more senior public servants. ASIO were then asked by the Five Eyes to explain their carrotting techniques, which of course starts with growing very long carrots, concealing them within special pouches in the ASIO operator's clothes, making them easily accessible once the operator is up behind the target individual, and then for the carrot to be strong enough when wrapped around the target's neck and pulled tight using the wooden handles that are molded into the carrot. The technique is slower than using wire, but softer on the neck (just consider the result when tested on Jeffrey Epstein), and the operative can have a carrot dinner afterwards to get rid of the evidence. As an option, the ASIO Field manual shows how the carrot can also be used effectively by inserting it into .....
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.... , However, Turbine's Shiny Arse'd Public Servants P/L were now supplying most Public Servants under contract to the Gubbmint, and there was therefore a clash of interest within the NES. Onesie and Cappy were divided, but after their 3-hour Zoom (avref) hookup (Gliding avref) to discuss the issues, they decided to back ......
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..... attempt to, eventually, steer the NES back to matters aviation. "Now, hang on there, let's not go too far" was the reply (or words to that effect) from ......
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In light of the recent Zuckerberg admissions, Wreck Flying have come clean and have now admitted to suppressing the use & dosage levels of Castrol R in Blue Head engines, and that the last Board Elections were interfered with by the Turbinebook organisation. Will the NES recover from these bitter blows?
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..... criticise bull's rebellious movement. bull did make a couple of errors early on, as all members were required to have a "Don't Step on Me" tattoo and also the logo on the empennage of their aircraft. As we all know, bull is very polite and there was a bit of a mixup when he asked his VP to arrange the logo, so instead of a rattler with the words emblazened, they had 5000 stickers and 2000 members with the below tattoo. The organisation ......
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ESTEAMED COLLEAGUES. I also agree with the inplementation of a "Monitor & Watch" status on Turbo's membership, as he has always been a bit of a worry, even when he was not so forgetful. MODERATOR 3
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DEAR COLLEAGUE. I and the rest of the Wreck Flying Management Team agree that this is of substantial concern, as the TDOTC is one of the TurgidPlonker's own organisations. We therefore suggest that we change his membership status to "Monitor and Watch" in order to see if he has any other "difficulties" that might need sanction. Sincerely MODERATOR 6.
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DEAR TURBOPLANNER. We appreciate that you may find it difficult, however it is one of the unique features of Wreck Flying that members can scroll back through, or to, previous posts within a thread to check what was advised, and in your case,the meaning of TDOTC. We hope that you find this advice to be helpful and that it adds to your enjoyment of our site. Sincerely MODERATOR 8.
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.... as Turdboy was able to arrange a short term lease for all of the weapons, and ammo, to the Melbourne crime gangs, on condition that he has exclusive rights to produce the resultant version of Underbelly ..... plus a holiday in Fiji with Lawyer X. This meant that the TDOTC would ......
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.... fact that they would all bugger off in various rag and tube contraptions to get there $100 hamburger (avref) every Saturday or Sunday, and they would all take their weapons with them to pot some bunnies, or anything else that moved, the aerial (avref) way. The issue with this was that all of the TDOTC weapons were made from cheap Chinese 5-ply, and the trainees didn't yet realize that yelling "BANG" wasn't actually firing the gun. So the bunnies, cats, grunters and deer all messed themselves laughing when buzzed by a Drifter with the pilot yelling "BANG" several times, or calling "RAT A TAT TAT" if he had shifted the weapon to full auto. Some pilots even showed their inexperience with these 5-ply rifles by shooting holes in their Drifter skins. But what was Commandant Turdy to do next, as this mob certainly weren't ready for real weaponry, but always chasing a bargain, he had bought a few containers of US weapons from the Taliban for a good price and ......
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..... and he formed a private army, hence the creation of "Turbine Duntroon Officer Training College" in the leased Moorabbin Masonic Lodge, where he commenced by recruiting vocal, disenchanted AUF Members, however they proved to be .....
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.... a 'Vette that was both gaudy yet understated, all at the one time. Turbo's tattoo issue is also well known in Vicmanistan case law as Turbo claimed exactly as reported above by OT, that the tattooist had stated specifically and contractually that the Dragon tat is a "sure fire" way to get chicks, and by that Turbs thought that the Dragon would breath fire every time a vulnerable young lady would look at it. The Judge was scathing and suggested that he'd have more luck in the back seat of a Morry Minor, let alone in the red 'Vette. Turdy considered an appeal, but ....
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.... stud heifers with a longing look on their faces, a look that Turbs has seen many times over the years when he would make his entrance into the occasional B&S ball, where his would be the equivalent of dragging on the ground, and the ladies would be .....
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..... WA Community Service Award medals, for while those awards are pretty easy to get because WA always lacks nominations, Turbs has reported Wendal's transgressions accurately, however between his amok runnings, he has also brought prestige, happiness & investment to the town bearing his name, by ......
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..... said "Just wait a mo chaps as I have just flown (avref) in, directly from Southern Cross, and need to shake the sand out of my jocks, so he dropped them there and then. Now, who can I beat the living daylights out of and where's my 1st kickback?" [When he dropped his dacks they noticed his WA police issue 1930s Walther chambered in .22 short, that had been ditched by the Tazzy coppers last time, when those projectiles bounced off Chopper Reid.] The Tazzy coppers all laughed, looked at each other, then handed over a debit card which gave him access via the dark Web to the Walloper's Kickback Account at the branch of the Turbine Bank in the Cayman Islands. "Ah" said the WA copper with gusto "Kickbacks and legal violence. Geez life is good" but then he added a strange comment about ......
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...... Abscisa Aurem and would be revered by the peddling community with an annual memorial service for the unnamed cyclist's appendage. A few cat lovers also turned up. Gerbil used to attend the service every now and again and chuck his axe at the pole again with a rubber ear glued to it. That was called ......
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..... with passersby yelling in support things like "Woof, Woof, Woof", and "Get Behind, F^#k ya". Most of the Mongrels had trouble hearing the crowd over the big-end knock and piston slap of their Shovel Heads, but Bruce (now going by his ruff and tuff 1%er name of Gerbil), on his Honda 50 (Stepthru), got the message and replied ......
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..... "Some Strait", as this was back before the 1st Bass were ever caught off Devonport, and they settled in Moorabbin which, like Collingwood, was full of escaped convicts and other ..... It is now well understood that bass, from all over the USA and all states of Australia, gather annually off Devonport to have the equivalent of a schooly's week and then to mate.
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...... decided to add in a Smoking Ceremony + a Welcome to Tazzy just so that any other Mongols wouldn't feel left out, as Tasmania is all about inclusivity and making up for the horrors of the original Port Arthur, where Bull's (theirs not ours) great grandfather met his great grandmother in the exercise yard and they .....
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..... said "Do we have a problem, punk?" (Attitudinarily, Cappy is the nearest thing that the AUF has to Harry (Harold Francis) Callahan, and he looks the spit of a young Clint Eastwood). "My H&H may be just a pommy made hammer gun with converging barrels, but it will blow those danglers of yours to kingdom come, and it has a history in ..... Is that Cappy or is that Clint? They always ask and nobody has ever been able to tell them apart. Nobody has ever even seen them in the same room at the same time, so perhaps this really is Clint masquerading in Wreck Flying (avref) and in the NES as Cappy.
