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...... decided to add in a Smoking Ceremony + a Welcome to Tazzy just so that any other Mongols wouldn't feel left out, as Tasmania is all about inclusivity and making up for the horrors of the original Port Arthur, where Bull's (theirs not ours) great grandfather met his great grandmother in the exercise yard and they .....
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..... said "Do we have a problem, punk?" (Attitudinarily, Cappy is the nearest thing that the AUF has to Harry (Harold Francis) Callahan, and he looks the spit of a young Clint Eastwood). "My H&H may be just a pommy made hammer gun with converging barrels, but it will blow those danglers of yours to kingdom come, and it has a history in ..... Is that Cappy or is that Clint? They always ask and nobody has ever been able to tell them apart. Nobody has ever even seen them in the same room at the same time, so perhaps this really is Clint masquerading in Wreck Flying (avref) and in the NES as Cappy.
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..... which is not easy to do as they are often rusted on. Bull (not our bull) reloaded with #4s and .....
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..... saying various things of which the below are merely a sample: That's not the real bull, so who cares. Various quotes from the movie "Full Metal Jacket". One brave soul told Bull to "Jack it". And 2 people observed that where the Mongul jacket had worn through the patch, it showed a Hells Angels patch below .... "He's a HA plant" they all yelled, being fully aware of the frictions in the district based on 1 percenter territorial aspirations. Bruce minced over to the distraught Bull (not our best mate bull, who defiled the hospital canteen lady) and kicked him between his .......
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NTTIAWWT.
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..... Bruce, a 60 kgs wood chipping protester and "friend" of Bob Brown, who was riding a Honda 50, had tie dyed clothes, dreadlocks, a skin disorder, an interest in Airfix model planes (avref) and a ......
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..... as a result, Maccas sent a 6 page letter which basically said "What about us?" then added words to the effect of "Forthwith and henceforth, unless we are included in this Aussie "Burger-gate" we will advise the CFMEU and the Monguls that they'll get no more kickback scorching Apple Pies, nor will .....
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...... is a great initiative, and being pushed hard by Turbine Cheap Crappy Chinese EVs & IC engines PLC (the Blue Chip stock with the catchy sticker code of TCCCEVICEPLC) However these Chinese vehicles are all lactose intolerant, and peanut oil gives them the runs ..... sometimes both simultaneously, so these cars all need a recharge or a refuel every time they get a wiff of sate outside a Thai restaurant or if they see a lactating cow. So the use of peanut oil, even to lubricate bearings and seals, let alone as fuel, meant that the ....
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...... on a winner, living in a world of constant and actual live nostalgia (Jesse Owens will be running in the Brisbane Olympics). The depth of what has subsequently been defined as "nostalgitis", was when the Qld AUF legislated that all engines are required to be fitted, or immediately retrofitted under an Qld generated AN, with drip lubricated external valve springs, and that additional points would be awarded if those springs were of the clothes peg type. The lack of castor oil, as defined correctly by the singularoute, became a major problem, however when the Bjelke Peterson family donated 5 te of peanut oil, the Qld AUF ........
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.... understand Crappy's poor attempt at automotive humour, as the 1948 FX with the early grey motor is still a current model up there, just like the Auster and the Chipmunk have recently been released at Archerfield, to rave reviews. The Qld AUF members were also still wearing suits & ties with leather helmets whenever they flew, plus ......
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..... but, as usual CT went 2 or 3 steps too far. It was fair enough that he widened the body to take the Pallisade dash, then he lengthened it to accept the Pallisade's tailshaft, but his biggest mistake was to enlarge the centre of the grill to take the Pallisade's radiator. See below photos. The 1st injunction was lobbed by GMH, and then from ..... The original Morry before modification. CT's Morry after the Pallisade bits were incorporated and he modified the grill.
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..... an EPA Sampling Station. "If I can analyze that pong, I reckon that there is a quid in reconstituting it" said Turdy, who knows such things. "I'll then Dutch auction it to Russia or Ukraine in commercial quantities at wartime prices, after which Turbine Stink Factory & WMD will be the next Blackrock. Then Wun Bung Wing will be ....
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..... BLUE Head after it had cold seized when kicked over at the end of the production line in the factory. CT & Wun Bung Wing became friends and this heralded a period of enhanced US/Chinese relationship, until CT was getting stuck into the Coors Light on night, and asked WBW why he was so thin and did he perhaps as a child get One Bung Tit. WBW's reaction was ........
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..... a comparison, eh, between King Arthur's sword Excalibur and the aboriginal aviation legend of the ......
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..... numerous AUFers when they got a bit overexcited on base at Natfly, where mercury refills were sold for $10,000/lb. Turbo and OT had heard that mercury levels were high in top marine predators, so set up the new TurdzOT Marine Mercury Harvesting Company based in Ceduna, where they took advantage of the indigenous industries tax concessions because Uncle Turdy claimed 17.4375% aboriginal blood and OT added his 0.7% heritage after that sordid and taudry affair that he had with a native goddess when completing his PhD in .....
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..... genuine mercury used as ..... Cappy apologises for the crappy quicksilver joke (sic). [Ahpox would have got it].
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..... give a rats about this bunch of new Australians, and really just needed to get to the karzi quick stix to change his .....
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..... and he strode outside with his cap at a jaunty angle and with his usual confident strut, that is so well known on levels 2 or 3 of the pokie floors at the bone rissole. The French crowd went crazy. "Bis, bis" they yelled, so old bull, ever the entertainer, turned and ......
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...... The ATR Retired Test Pilot's Association (actually voiced in a mix of French and Italian). Please leave a message at the beep, but if you are in a flat spin, we suggest that you just bend over and kiss your ......
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..... and applied full power to the port engine while adding full right rudder. "Oh" he thought (but without the capital O) "That doesn't quite feel right & might not be correct, so he dug the Flight Manual out from under the seat, which was written in a mix of French and Italian, so bull calmly sighed, (he is a cool guy, which is why we all hold him in such high regard) then also booted up his phone translation App (but without the capital A) and as usual .....
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..... impaled himself you-know-where on the parking brake, where its strange shape and large end made for a painful .....
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...... those days are sadly gone, with Loxie now a decrepit sight wandering around Wagga X 2, not in his bear can, but constantly sipping from one and lighting fires so that he can put them out. However while Loxie was/is a great bloke and a treasured friend, his skills at Flat Spinning were amateurish compared to bull's. Therefore ATR handcuffed bull into a 500, deactivated the deicing system and took him up to FL 20, when the 2 other pilots parachuted out, saying "Over to vous, Monsieur le Taureau." bull responded using his natural skills and inate muscle memory by .....
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...... with just the below photo to commemorate his moment of brief yet extreme passion. So, having been dumped by the below HHIT in blue, bull was in Paris, footloose and fancy-free, with time on his hands, the Olympics underway with the closing ceremony approaching, and Airbus (avref) begging for him to visit them for some promotional celebrity filming with a few hot models. However, bull had a higher and more altruistic calling, because given the prang in Brazil, ATR (avref) were also very keen to get bull down to Blagnac to exclusively utilise his experience & skills with flat spins (avref), to lead their internal investigation and to ......
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..... mind a prawn sanga while courting Macron's spouse, because bull always goes straight for the prize, as like many of us NESers, he is starting to run out of years. Using great care not to misgender her, which is also essential in Tazzy, bull went full ......
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...... use his most successful Bone Rissole pick-up mechanism, as he smooched her/him/it/they while playing the pokies using his .......
